Why dont chinese people believe in santa? Cause they mak the toys
why dont asian kids believe in santa clause?
because theyre the ones who made the toys
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Every time there's a family reunion, a baby is born 9 months later.
How do you name an asian child?
Ring the doorbell.
Why do Indians have a red dot on their head?
Because they're recording.
How do Chinese people get their names? Their parent's throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes,
Orphans' calendar consists of 362 days. Why?
Because they don't got homecoming, fathers day, and mothers day
My Relatives Always Teased Me During Weddings saying " You'll Be Next " But they Stopped when I did the same to them during Funerals
Why do catholic Irishman in Ireland have a glory hole in the men's restroom inside their restaurants so they can give Irish kisses on Saints Patrick's Day
why dont Chinese kids celebrate Christmas?
Bc They make the toys
Why is Santa's sack so big? Because he only comes once a year.
Ever wondered why Chinese kids don’t believe in Santa?
They made the toys.
Who gave jesus his birthday presents every year?
Santa clause!
whats the one thing me and the new years ball have in common
its not gonna be the only thing falling 50 stories this new years
In what ways do nuns and hoes have something in common?
They both worship on their knees. They are both creatures of habit. They both take vows of poverty and obedience. Once chosen, neither can leave the life. They both swallow their hosts.
what type of tea do you drink with the queen of england?
royal-tea
Americans won't have a Thanksgiving Dinner this year. Why not? They sent their turkey to the White House.
A monk asks the priest if it's okay to kiss a nun. The priest replies "just as don't get in the habit"
Q: How do Chinese people name their kids.
A: They throw pots and pans down the stairs and see what noises they make
"I hate going to weddings, because the old lady next to you always whispers in your ear, 'You're next.' So I started doing the same to them at funerals, 'You're next.'"
