Why can't orphans have a Christmas list? Because they can't give it to their parents to tell Santa.
Orphan's Christmas List
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Explain Bear
Listen up, chucklehead! The joke is about orphans not being able to give their Christmas list to Santa 'cause they don't have parents. Kinda sad when you think about it, which is probably too much thinkin' for someone like you.