Trade jokes
If you really think about it, every market in Africa is a black market.
I got a PS5 for my nine-year-old sister. At the time, I thought it was the best trade I’d ever made. But now I’m regretting not being able to molest her anymore.
When you are chilling in the World Trade Center, and then you suddenly get airplane WiFi.
Why does JD Vance have strained diplomatic relations with Turkey?
He took away their ottoman!
Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
I have a better version of this joke.
How to make a plumber cry: Simple, kill his family. That’ll definitely turn on the waterworks.
What was the last pizza order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes.
The only thing brighter than my future is the fire on the World Trade Center.
Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.
The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.
Your mama's so fat, she runs a trade deficit with food!
What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?
They ordered two large planes.
People say towers can't move. Apparently, nobody told that to the Trade Centers.
Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.
What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?
“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”
Why do people hate jokes about the World Trade Center?
Because it's an easy target.
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Midixadrupin, Midixarizin or Dixafix.
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.
How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.
Roses are red, violets are black, I traded my son for 10 Big Macs.