Trade jokes
Chinese always proud of their principle in business.
The fact is only products they copy that go international, except for COVID.
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Midixadrupin, Midixarizin or Dixafix.
How do you make a plumber die?
You kill his family.
How do you make a plumber cry?
You kill his family.
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
Walt what?
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
I got a PS5 for my nine-year-old sister. At the time, I thought it was the best trade I’d ever made. But now I’m regretting not being able to molest her anymore.
The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.
I have a better version of this joke.
How to make a plumber cry: Simple, kill his family. That’ll definitely turn on the waterworks.
I traded my sister for a slice of pizza. Damn, that pizza was good!
Well on the positive side: the Mexicans will probably want to pay for, and build, that wall at this point! Maybe the Canadians as well; two free walls!
Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.
What was the last pizza order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes.
Why can't Americans trade with other countries? We lost the trading center!
Where do you think all the orphans went?
In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.
A fat man coming in the store.
Waiter: Oh god, not again :|
Fat man: Hi, I would like three fries and 19 burgers.
Waiter: Sorry sir, you will get the owner's store out of stock on food. Can I get you a salad instead?
Fat man: Oh sorry, but I'm the owner, and I have a lot of stocks. For the record, you should get yourself my order. You're skinny af, girl. You trying to be a stick or something?
I am like currency; people always trade me out for someone better.
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.