I was just chillin in the world trade center and got airplane wifi
What do you call sex in the world trade center?
An inside job.
What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie? “Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the world trade center.”
Why laws forbids hoes from owning stocks in condom makers?
Answer: insider trading
When they said Titanic was "Unsinkable", then they said, "The World Trade Centers was UnCollapable."
What's the difference between a Demon and a Redhead? The Demon at least has a trade offer.
They say their is strength in numbers, tell that to the people in the World Trade Center
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the world trade center? Partly Cloudy with scattered passengers!
what did the two towers make after they died? the one World Trade Center
Today I passed the exams to be a funeral director!
Too bad it's a dying trade. :)
-Dark_Humor
the man fired from the world trade center on september 10
that is just plain wrong
Why were the world trade center so Mad because They ordered 3 pizzas but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got to violent and now their sister(World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption and the planes were given back to their owners.
What was the last pizza order at the world trade center?
Two Large Plaines
The Coach of the Detroit Lions had put together the perfect football team. But then his quarterback got blindsided and was out for the season with a knee injury.
Then his backup went down with a concussion. He tried the trading route, free agents, but nobody any good was available.
One evening while watching the news from Iraq, he saw a young Iraqi soldier with an amazing arm. The soldier rifled a grenade on a perfect arc into a 4th story window from 100 yards, bam!
He tossed another directly into a tight group of 12 enemy fighters 80 yards away, ka-bam! Then a humvee passed, going 60 kph, boom! Another perfect shot!
Coach said to himself, "I got to have this guy. He's got the best arm I've ever seen!"
He tracks him down and convinces him to come to Detroit. The kid takes coaching perfectly, makes all the plays, and long story short, the Lions win the Super Bowl.
The Iraqi is now the Conquering Hero in pro football, and a huge story. But when the broadcast team tries to interview him, all he wants is to phone his mom.
"Mother," he yells over the phone, "We just won the Super Bowl!"
"Don't talk to me," the woman says. "You abandoned us. You can't be my son."
The young Iraqi begs, "Mom, you don't understand! Our team won the biggest game here in the U.S. Thousands of fans are screaming for me. The U.S. President is going to call me!"
"I don't care," his mother snaps. "Right now I can hear gunshots everywhere. Our block is like a ruin. Your brothers were beaten half to death last night, and your sister was nearly raped."
Then she says, "I can never forgive you for making us move to Detroit.
Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator the World Trade Center collapsed.
Where do you think all the orphans went? In the world trade center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center? They both fall I'm September.
even the world trade center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass
