Trade jokes
You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
How do you make a plumber sad?
You kill his family.
What do you call sex in the World Trade Center?
An inside job.
Tonight, on Top Gear!
James May dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!
Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany!
And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.
Where do you buy cows in bulk?
At the stock market.
Why do laws forbid hoes from owning stocks in condom makers?
Answer: Insider trading.
Your mama's so fat, she runs a trade deficit with food!
Have you ever thought about the fact that every market in Africa is a black market?
When they said Titanic was "unsinkable," then they said, "The World Trade Centers was uncollapsible."
Two pedophiles meet each other. Then one asks if he wanted to trade "2 of 5" for "1 of 10?"
Did you know every market in Africa is a black market?
What is the smallest skyscraper in the world? The World Trade Centre.
I sold my vacuum the other day.
All I got was dust and my mom's wig.
What's the difference between a Demon and a Redhead?
The Demon at least has a trade offer.
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
What does WTC stand for?
"What Trade Centre?"
Today I passed the exams to be a funeral director!
Too bad it's a dying trade. :)
I got $1,000,000 for my brother. Best trade I ever made!