Trade jokes
How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to pull a permit, one to schedule the inspector, and one to change the bulb.
Why did the emo trade his knife for a chainsaw?
- To win
What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?
They ordered two large planes.
Your mama's so fat, she runs a trade deficit with food!
Ever heard of the currency TNT?
All Arab economies are booming with so much TNT!
Have you ever thought about the fact that every market in Africa is a black market?
Why does JD Vance have strained diplomatic relations with Turkey?
He took away their ottoman!
They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.
I saw a sign that said “Watch for children” and I thought, “That sounds like a fair trade.”
Why do people hate jokes about the World Trade Center?
Because it's an easy target.
Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
Did you know every market in Africa is a black market?
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
What is the smallest skyscraper in the world? The World Trade Centre.
What does WTC stand for?
"What Trade Centre?"
What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?
“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.