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I have an EpiPen

Friend gave it to me when he was as dying

It seemed really important to him that I have it

They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day, well not if its poisoned.

then the antidote becomes the most important

I like my women like I like my coffee

Dark,Rich, and Imported

So Jesus has been nailed to the cross. On the first day, he starts to moan, “Peter, Peter”.

Well, Peter hears Jesus moaning and feels it is important, so begins to go up the hill. On his way, he is met by some Roman soldiers and they proceed to beat his ass back down the hill.

On the second day, Peter hears Jesus moaning again, “Peter, Peter”.

Peter thinks to himself, this is important. He heads up the hill, fights past the first line, but gets a beatdown by the second group and back down the hill he goes.

On the third day, Peter is woken up by Jesus sounding very weak, but calling out, “Peter, Peter”.

Peter feels that whatever it is that Jesus needs him for, must be very important. Peter heads up the hill, he is on a mission. He manages to fight his way thru three sets of Roman guards and make his way to the cross Jesus has been nailed to for three days. He looks up to Jesus, and says “Jesus, I have heard your calls, what is so important”?

Jesus- “Peter, I can see your house from here”.

Roses are red Justin beiber is gay But most importantly You know de way

Friends are very important . I have lots of friends in very high places I hope the police can talk them down

What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT. (I capitalized important parts of the joke)

The Man: “Sonny why do you come to get some milk every day?” The Son: “Because , milk is important.” The Man: “Why don’t you ever come with your mom?” The Boy: “Who?” The Man: “Your mom?” The Boy: “I don’t have a mom.” The Man: “I’m sorry for your loss.” The boy stared for a moment when two men came out of the vehicle and picked up the boy .

Q/what do you call an elaphant that isnt important? A/My sister