Tower jokes
Control tower to Boeing 747, you're clear to land on (said person)'s forehead.
Why was the Tower of Pisa always leaning?
Cuz it wanted better accuracy than the Twin Towers.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they’ve already lost 2 towers.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers such good readers?
They went through 110 stories in 10 seconds.
What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.
Did you know the people in the twin towers were great readers?
Yeah, they went through 80 stories in seconds.
You know, I like my girls how I like my 9/11: Two twins that go down easy.
What did the North tower say to the south tower? "Sorry, can't talk, got to catch a plane."
Joke 1) 9/11 was such a tragedy... Two drunk people drove a plane into a building.
Joke 2) If 6-2=4, why are there no more towers?
Joke 3) Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.
This chess game against America and England is getting interesting. First, America lost both of its towers, but now England has lost its queen.
What's the difference between Al Qaeda and Ms. Frizzle? One flew a plane into the Twin Towers; one flew a bus into the school.
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden.
Dropping beats like the Twin Towers.
Lmao, idiots don't know how to play Jenga.
Why are the twin towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain.
Community talk
Happy 9/11 Eve everyone!!! Make sure to display your Jenga towers tonight so the jolly ol' Osama Bin-Laden Claus will come and knock them down while you sleep!
Alex stood at the edge of the village, watching as the sun began to set over the horizon. She had just returned from another long day of mining and crafting, and was looking forward to some rest and relaxation.
As she started to make her way towards her house, she noticed a strange figure standing in the distance. It was an Iron Golem, towering over the buildings with its imposing presence. She had seen many of them… Read more
I’m remembering that time that I built the south tower out of legos then built a space ship to knock it down. 😐😐😐