Medieval jokes
Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?
Because there were too many knights.
What do you call a candle in armor?
A knight light.
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? -- Canned food.
Memes
For some unexplainable reason I instantly though “hmm this sounds like something for dagger”
What do you call an owl with armor?
A Knight Owl!
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumeference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
What did the knight say to his younger brother? "Good night."
You expected a silly pun there, didn't you? That's pretty rude. It makes light of the struggles of being a knight. Especially a good knight.
I sleep in a castle once every 2 weeks.
It's my fort knight.
Which one of Lord Arthur's knights invented the round table?
Sir Cumference.
If a king farts, is it a noble gas?
Who was the knight on the Round Table that only ate meat?
Sir Loin.
What was the knight's name that sat at the round table?
Circumference.
What knight is never wrong?
Sir Tain.
