Tower jokes
Why can’t American people play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
Why were the UK and the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen and two towers.
I was falling down the stairs at my local clock tower.
I somehow broke more than 206. I broke 342!
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
"I’m coming for you two!"
The Twin Towers were mad at each other, so they all just started launching planes at themselves.
Disabled people can help the world to get a printed copy of "Leaning Tower of Pisa," exactly leaned at an angle.
Ummmm 67.
I rate the Twin Towers 9/11, very stable buildings.
What's brown and white with red all over?
Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
The Twin Towers.
Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Twin towers are like identical twins, and I threw a paper airplane.
When I saw someone jump out of one of the towers, I yelled, "Do a flip!"
Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.
Osama be like: "Fuck boys, runway is full, better use this tower!"
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
Wanna play Jenga?
A married couple are on holiday in Italia. They look at the Leaning Tower of Pisa. He says: - Look, honey, this tower is crookedly standing! She: - Shut up!
(Standing means: penis erection)