Tower jokes
"I’m coming for you two!"
How was Jenga invented?
By watching the Twin Towers collapse.
Why can’t American people play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
The Twin Towers were mad at each other, so they all just started launching planes at themselves.
I was falling down the stairs at my local clock tower.
I somehow broke more than 206. I broke 342!
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
The towers collapsed on 9/10, not 9/11.
Why can't New York City play chess?
Because they lost 2 towers!
England: No towers?
America: No queen?
England: Remember 1812?
America: No tea?
All go gansta until the two towers fall down on you.
Have you heard the Twin Tower jokes? Well, they're more down than the Twin Towers.
People say towers can't move. Apparently, nobody told that to the Trade Centers.
What did the airplane say to the tower? Allahu Akbar!
What color was the plane after it hit the tower?
It was all black inside (Martin Luther King Junior).
Disabled people can help the world to get a printed copy of "Leaning Tower of Pisa," exactly leaned at an angle.
Ummmm 67.
Osama be like: "Fuck boys, runway is full, better use this tower!"
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
Wanna play Jenga?
When I saw someone jump out of one of the towers, I yelled, "Do a flip!"
Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.