Tower jokes
What did the airplane say to the tower? Allahu Akbar!
I was falling down the stairs at my local clock tower.
I somehow broke more than 206. I broke 342!
All go gansta until the two towers fall down on you.
Have you heard the Twin Tower jokes? Well, they're more down than the Twin Towers.
Why can't New York City play chess?
Because they lost 2 towers!
The towers collapsed on 9/10, not 9/11.
"I’m coming for you two!"
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
England: No towers?
America: No queen?
England: Remember 1812?
America: No tea?
People say towers can't move. Apparently, nobody told that to the Trade Centers.
What color was the plane after it hit the tower?
It was all black inside (Martin Luther King Junior).
Disabled people can help the world to get a printed copy of "Leaning Tower of Pisa," exactly leaned at an angle.
Ummmm 67.
Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.
When I saw someone jump out of one of the towers, I yelled, "Do a flip!"
The Twin Towers.
What's brown and white with red all over?
Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
Wanna play Jenga?
I rate the Twin Towers 9/11, very stable buildings.