Tower jokes
Why can't New York City play chess?
Because they lost 2 towers!
Why were the UK and the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen and two towers.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
The towers collapsed on 9/10, not 9/11.
England: No towers?
America: No queen?
England: Remember 1812?
America: No tea?
People say towers can't move. Apparently, nobody told that to the Trade Centers.
All go gansta until the two towers fall down on you.
Have you heard the Twin Tower jokes? Well, they're more down than the Twin Towers.
What did the airplane say to the tower? Allahu Akbar!
Disabled people can help the world to get a printed copy of "Leaning Tower of Pisa," exactly leaned at an angle.
Ummmm 67.
Osama be like: "Fuck boys, runway is full, better use this tower!"
Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
When I saw someone jump out of one of the towers, I yelled, "Do a flip!"
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
Wanna play Jenga?
What's brown and white with red all over?
Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.
Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.
The Twin Towers.
Twin towers are like identical twins, and I threw a paper airplane.