Tower jokes
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an ugly girl? The Twin Towers at least got fucked.
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.
You know how bad of a person you are when you figure out how long you wait to smash. For me and my girlfriend, it was between the first plane crash and the last tower falling.
A man drinks beer and jumps off a tower, and he's okay. The other guy says, "Whoa, how'd you do that?"
He does it again, so the guy gets a beer, the same beer, and jumps off. He died.
The bartender looks at the original man who jumped off and says, "Superman, you're a real butthole whenever you're drunk."
Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So I took away his towers, and he took away my queen.
What if Flappy Bird was with the Twin Towers?
The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.
"White people can't jump..."
"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."
Who is older than the Twin Towers?
Billy Bob the 1th. He was older than the Twin Towers. He was born 3 minutes before the Twin Towers and is still alive today.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
No one shuts up about them.
A married couple are on holiday in Italia. They look at the Leaning Tower of Pisa. He says: - Look, honey, this tower is crookedly standing! She: - Shut up!
(Standing means: penis erection)
I would tell a joke, but I’m sad my dad died in 9/11. He’s the greatest pilot that went down with the Twin Towers.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There were two when we were kids, but now it’s a touchy subject.
The second twin tower is like Canada. It doesn’t exist.
"9/11 was just a really intense game of Jenga."
Why do Americans suck at chess?.......... They already lost two towers.