People say towers can't move. Apparently, nobody told that to the Trade Centers.
disabled people can help wold to get printed copy of " LEANING TOWER OF PISA "
exactly leaned at an angle
THE TWIN TOWERS
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
Wanna play Jenga.
Twin towers are like identical twins, and I threw a paper airplane.
When I saw someone jump out of one of the towers, I yelled, "Do a flip!"
Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
What's brown and white with red all over?
Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.
Osama be like: "Fuck boys, runway is full, better use this tower!"
A married couple are on holiday in Italia. They look at the Leaning Tower of Pisa. He says: - Look, honey, this tower is crookedly standing! She: - Shut up!
(Standing means: penis erection)
Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.
My boner had better structural support than the Twin Towers.
What did the south tower say to the north tower? It said: nothing.
9/11 joke.
So, gender equality is the idea that a woman can do anything a man can, right? That they should be treated the same? So, therefore, if she swings on me, I could punch her into the Twin Towers because of gender equality. I love gender equality.
When the Two Towers ordered pizza, all they got was plane.
Hello my fellow Americans, I'm playing Clash Royale for the USA clan, and two towers are already gone?
twin towers more like ded towers
Did I ever tell you my father should have been on the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers?
But that's just my opinion.
Joke 1) 9/11 was such a tragedy... Two drunk people drove a plane into a building.
Joke 2) If 6-2=4, why are there no more towers?
Joke 3) Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.