Tower jokes
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered Dominos and got Jets.
Kid: “What happened to Dad?”
Mom: “He flew into the Twin Towers.”
Why were the people in the Twin Towers mad? They wanted a drive-through pepperoni pizza, but got a fly-through plane instead.
"9/11 was just a really intense game of Jenga."
Why are Americans such good chess players?
Because they lost two towers.
How are genders and twin towers alike? There used to be 2, but now it's a sensitive topic.
What is the difference between 9/11 and Clash Royale, lol?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
Read the name.
Joke: It felt good going through those Twin Towers!
Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?
Because they have already got 2 towers down.
I would tell a joke, but I’m sad my dad died in 9/11. He’s the greatest pilot that went down with the Twin Towers.
Your mum is like a Golden Knight. She will still attack my tower with troops in the way, like Jude Porter.
"I’m coming for you two!"
I was falling down the stairs at my local clock tower.
I somehow broke more than 206. I broke 342!
Why were the UK and the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen and two towers.
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
The towers collapsed on 9/10, not 9/11.
Why can't New York City play chess?
Because they lost 2 towers!
Have you heard the Twin Tower jokes? Well, they're more down than the Twin Towers.
England: No towers?
America: No queen?
England: Remember 1812?
America: No tea?
All go gansta until the two towers fall down on you.