Tower jokes
Why is America not good at Clash Royale? Answer: They lost 2 towers! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
Why is my plane delayed?
Because someone hit the Sears Tower.
Why were the Twin Towers mad during 9/11?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead got plane.
Don't be racist, I am a building.
Twin Towers: fucked.
It was fake.
BE RACIST.
WOW! I CAN SEE THE TWIN TOWERS FROM HERE.
Tilted Towers is gone.
A man was forced off the Eiffel Tower, but he flew back up.
The executioners asked, "How'd you do that?"
He said, "I had magic chips. Here, take some."
They eat them, jump off, and die.
He asks for more chips, and the guy says, "You're a real a**hole when you're drunk, Superman!"
How did they lose 2 Towers?
Reason: They just fell, just like how it did in Jenga.
(I d*n't care if it's a bad joke, ok?)
There was a man in a tower, and the other man thought it was a girl, so he said, "Let down your long hair." He said, "OK, I will let my big, super long, hairy penis down for you to climb and suck." Then the other man said, "If you have such a long dick, suck it yourself. See ya, b*tch."
When Lexa took Clarke out on a date, she walked past the candle shop, and she bought all the candles. After the date, they went back to the Heda's (Commander's) Tower, which is basically a huge candle. "All I wanna do is Candle you!"
The Twin Towers ordered Domino's, what did they get instead?
My great uncle died in a concentration camp.
He fell off one of the guard towers.
What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.
Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?
The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.
I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.
Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.
What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?
My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.
You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.
What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?
One won't let you down, while the other will.
The South Tower proposed to the North Tower, but he said no.