Tower jokes
When I saw someone jump out of one of the towers, I yelled, "Do a flip!"
It's getting near midnight, and I can already hear Big Ben. He's upstairs pumping the wife.
WOW this ultra realistic jenga is awesome!🔥🔥
Why is the leaning tower of Pizza leaning?
It has better reflexes than the twin towers.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.
What did the 9/11 survivor say when he went back to his family? "You won't believe it! The Twin Towers became conjoined twins when it happened!"
I feel bad for all American Clash Royale players.
They always start with two towers downed.
Two of my grandpas died in WW2.
Their tower fell over.
What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.
The twin towers are like my parents, only one came back.
The Christian, the Buddhist, and the Muslim each go on a separate plane.
The Christian's and the Buddhist's flight goes well, but the Muslim's plane has a problem and crashes into two towers.
The Twin Towers.
Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?
A: "Those are two nice towers right there."
What did the tower say to the other?
"Man, someone's on fire today!"
What's the difference between a joke and the Twin Towers? People don't laugh at my jokes.
WOW! I CAN SEE THE TWIN TOWERS FROM HERE.
You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.
The twin towers were basically Angry Birds but in real life.
You know all these hairline jokes are good but are very rude, but your hairline is built like the Leaning Tower of Pisa.