Tower jokes
Why are Americans such good chess players?
Because they lost two towers.
How are genders and twin towers alike? There used to be 2, but now it's a sensitive topic.
Read the name.
Joke: It felt good going through those Twin Towers!
What is the difference between 9/11 and Clash Royale, lol?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?
Because they have already got 2 towers down.
I would tell a joke, but I’m sad my dad died in 9/11. He’s the greatest pilot that went down with the Twin Towers.
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
Why can't New York City play chess?
Because they lost 2 towers!
All go gansta until the two towers fall down on you.
People say towers can't move. Apparently, nobody told that to the Trade Centers.
The towers collapsed on 9/10, not 9/11.
Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.
England: No towers?
America: No queen?
England: Remember 1812?
America: No tea?
Have you heard the Twin Tower jokes? Well, they're more down than the Twin Towers.
What did the airplane say to the tower? Allahu Akbar!
Why were the UK and the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen and two towers.
I was falling down the stairs at my local clock tower.
I somehow broke more than 206. I broke 342!
"I’m coming for you two!"
Disabled people can help the world to get a printed copy of "Leaning Tower of Pisa," exactly leaned at an angle.
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
Wanna play Jenga?