All go gansta until the two towers fall down on you.
People say towers can't move. Apparently, nobody told that to the Trade Centers.
The towers collapsed on 9/10, not 9/11.
Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.
England: No towers?
America: No queen?
England: Remember 1812?
America: No tea?
Have you heard the Twin Tower jokes? Well, they're more down than the Twin Towers.
What did the airplane say to the tower? Allahu Akbar!
Why were the UK and the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen and two towers.
I was falling down the stairs at my local clock tower.
I somehow broke more than 206. I broke 342!
"I’m coming for you two!"
Disabled people can help the world to get a printed copy of "Leaning Tower of Pisa," exactly leaned at an angle.
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
Wanna play Jenga?
Osama be like: "Fuck boys, runway is full, better use this tower!"
What's brown and white with red all over?
Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.
I rate the Twin Towers 9/11, very stable buildings.
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
The Twin Towers.
Twin towers are like identical twins, and I threw a paper airplane.
Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.
When I saw someone jump out of one of the towers, I yelled, "Do a flip!"
