Tower jokes
Famous last words.
Twin towers: “Is it a bird, is it Superman? AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ!”
I asked my uncle why he was living on the streets.
He said that he wasn't always on the streets, he used to have a job at these two towers. I asked him what happened, and he said two planes happened.
What's the Twin Towers' most favorite band? Al Qaedirection.
Why didn't Superman save the Twin Towers?
Because he's a quadriplegic.
What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?
Both were owned by their own kind.
WOW! I CAN SEE THE TWIN TOWERS FROM HERE.
Why is my plane delayed?
Because someone hit the Sears Tower.
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
Why is America not good at Clash Royale? Answer: They lost 2 towers! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Tilted Towers is gone.
A man was forced off the Eiffel Tower, but he flew back up.
The executioners asked, "How'd you do that?"
He said, "I had magic chips. Here, take some."
They eat them, jump off, and die.
He asks for more chips, and the guy says, "You're a real a**hole when you're drunk, Superman!"
How did they lose 2 Towers?
Reason: They just fell, just like how it did in Jenga.
(I d*n't care if it's a bad joke, ok?)
There was a man in a tower, and the other man thought it was a girl, so he said, "Let down your long hair." He said, "OK, I will let my big, super long, hairy penis down for you to climb and suck." Then the other man said, "If you have such a long dick, suck it yourself. See ya, b*tch."
When Lexa took Clarke out on a date, she walked past the candle shop, and she bought all the candles. After the date, they went back to the Heda's (Commander's) Tower, which is basically a huge candle. "All I wanna do is Candle you!"
America Twin Tower: "Hey, have you seen the Malaysian Twin Tower? I have, but only from 1971 to 2001."
Malaysian Twin Tower: "I STOOD LONGER!"
I'd make you fall harder than the South Tower.
The South Tower proposed to the North Tower, but he said no.
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans. They knocked down two towers, not three.
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
My great uncle died in a concentration camp.
He fell off one of the guard towers.