Tower jokes
Knock, knock.
“Who's there?”
“The Twin Towers.”
“The Twin Towers who?”
“I thought you'd never forget.”
What do iPhone batteries and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both go down quickly.
Must have been a woman pilot.
Your momma so slutty, she masturbates with the Calgary Tower.
Why were the Twin Towers mad at 9/11?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
How was Jenga invented?
By watching the Twin Towers collapse.
What color was the plane after it hit the tower?
It was all black inside (Martin Luther King Junior).
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Kamikaze!
Kamikaze wh—
おいおい、お前を殺して、その塔ごと地面に叩き込んでやるぞ! いいな?
Why are the Twin Towers afraid of hot tubs?
Because of the jets.
What's funny is that I am typing this in the middle of a document... WAIT JENGA!!!!!!!
Kid 1: "It's a bird!"
Kid 2: "It's a plane!"
Me: "It's a terrorist!"
Why cant Americans play chess?
Because they lost their towers...
My nephew hated working outside in landscaping, so I got him a job in the twin towers; I don't know why he keeps complaining about it being an inside job.
What did the mom say to the twins?
"Go crash a plane!"
If someone says 67 one more time, I'll say 9/11 and swoop right under their feet like the Twin Towers.
Obama has dih.
But the Twin Towers just had a hard landing.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
The parents remember 9/11.
I'd make you fall harder than the South Tower.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
At least the Twin Towers saw the parents they crashed on.
I think they are New York Jets fans and the Jets QB helped them... That's why one of them was off target.