Why do the Twin Towers have Elton John?
Because Elton "IS STILL STANDING".
Why were the Twin Towers traumatized about eating?
After someone said, "HERE COMES THE AIR PLANE(s)," it just wasn't the same..........
I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.
My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.
You know how bad of a person you are when you figure out how long you wait to smash. For me and my girlfriend, it was between the first plane crash and the last tower falling.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.
Why can’t Americans play chess?
They lost 2 towers.
This place is gonna boom in a few days, just like the towers.
Why are the UK and the USA bad at playing chess?
Because they lost 2 towers and their queen.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.
Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!
Why are people from New York so bad at chess?
Because they quickly lose two towers (rooks).
What do you call a paraplegic stuck in a tower?
In trouble!
I feel bad for all American Clash Royale players.
They always start with two towers downed.
What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both got taken out by two jets.
America Twin Tower: "Hey, have you seen the Malaysian Twin Tower? I have, but only from 1971 to 2001."
Malaysian Twin Tower: "I STOOD LONGER!"
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.
why were the twin towers angry on 9/11? because they orderd a peperoni pizza but all they got instead was plane
Dear Victims... äh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building... äh Amazing City. There's online, but 2000 there were two Towers... äh Restaurants. We hijack the plane... äh Hi Jack. Jack is my co-pilot, and I said hello. Don‘t scream... History Repea... äh... History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport. 💀
