Tower jokes

What's funny is that I am typing this in the middle of a document... WAIT JENGA!!!!!!!

Kid 1: "It's a bird!"

Kid 2: "It's a plane!"

Me: "It's a terrorist!"

Why cant Americans play chess?

Because they lost their towers...

My nephew hated working outside in landscaping, so I got him a job in the twin towers; I don't know why he keeps complaining about it being an inside job.

If someone says 67 one more time, I'll say 9/11 and swoop right under their feet like the Twin Towers.

Obama has dih.

But the Twin Towers just had a hard landing.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?

The parents remember 9/11.

I'd make you fall harder than the South Tower.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?

At least the Twin Towers saw the parents they crashed on.

I think they are New York Jets fans and the Jets QB helped them... That's why one of them was off target.

Why were the Twin Towers mad during 9/11?

They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead got plane.

Why is America so bad at playing chess?

They lost two towers.

WOW! I CAN SEE THE TWIN TOWERS FROM HERE.

What do Call of Duty and Al-Qaeda goals have in common?

You’ve got to get more than one down.

Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pizzas and they only got plain: one came late, and then went to the wrong location.

The Twin Towers were mad at each other, so they all just started launching planes at themselves.

Why can't New Yorkers play chess?

Because they lost their towers.

You know all these hairline jokes are good but are very rude, but your hairline is built like the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.

Why can’t American people play chess?

Because they lost their towers.