Tower

Tower jokes

Twin Towers

There are a lot of things that explode... like cars, boats, the Twin Towers.

Twin Towers

All aboard the Magic School Bus! We are going to New York. The second tower has been hit.

Twin Towers

What do the Twin Tower survivors order from Tim Hortons? A plane bagel.

Twin Towers

Ummmm 67.

Twin Towers

What's the difference between a joke and the Twin Towers? People don't laugh at my jokes.

Twin Towers

Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.

Twin Towers

The South Tower proposed to the North Tower, but he said no.

Twin Towers

Just do it.

You know how bad of a person you are when you figure out how long you wait to smash. For me and my girlfriend, it was between the first plane crash and the last tower falling.

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.