Tower

Tower jokes

You know how bad of a person you are when you figure out how long you wait to smash. For me and my girlfriend, it was between the first plane crash and the last tower falling.

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.

Why were the UK and the USA bad at chess?

Because they lost their queen and two towers.

This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.

Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!

Why are people from New York so bad at chess?

Because they quickly lose two towers (rooks).

I feel bad for all American Clash Royale players.

They always start with two towers downed.