Tower jokes
There are a lot of things that explode... like cars, boats, the Twin Towers.
All aboard the Magic School Bus! We are going to New York. The second tower has been hit.
What do the Twin Tower survivors order from Tim Hortons? A plane bagel.
Ummmm 67.
What's the difference between a joke and the Twin Towers? People don't laugh at my jokes.
Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.
The South Tower proposed to the North Tower, but he said no.
Just do it.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a sore subject.
They say there is power in numbers.
Tell that to the people in the Twin Towers.
Why do the Twin Towers have Elton John?
Because Elton "IS STILL STANDING".
Why were the Twin Towers traumatized about eating?
After someone said, "HERE COMES THE AIR PLANE(s)," it just wasn't the same..........
I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.
My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.
You know how bad of a person you are when you figure out how long you wait to smash. For me and my girlfriend, it was between the first plane crash and the last tower falling.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.
Why can’t Americans play chess?
They lost 2 towers.
This place is gonna boom in a few days, just like the towers.
Why are the UK and the USA bad at playing chess?
Because they lost 2 towers and their queen.