Tower

Tower Jokes

Gender

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

There used to be two, but now it's a sore subject.

Power

They say there is power in numbers.

Tell that to the people in the Twin Towers.

Twin Towers

Why were the Twin Towers traumatized about eating?

After someone said, "HERE COMES THE AIR PLANE(s)," it just wasn't the same..........

Arab

I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.

Dad

My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.

Girlfriend

You know how bad of a person you are when you figure out how long you wait to smash. For me and my girlfriend, it was between the first plane crash and the last tower falling.

Twin Towers

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.

Chess

Why are the UK and the USA bad at playing chess?

Because they lost 2 towers and their queen.

Chess

Why were the UK and the USA bad at chess?

Because they lost their queen and two towers.

Twin Towers

What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?

Elton John is still standing.

Flower

This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.

Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!

Chess

Why are people from New York so bad at chess?

Because they quickly lose two towers (rooks).

Player

I feel bad for all American Clash Royale players.

They always start with two towers downed.

Jet

What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?

They both got taken out by two jets.

American

Why aren't Americans good at Clash Royale?

Because they already lost 2 towers.