Tower jokes
I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.
Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.
What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.
The Twin Towers ordered Domino's, what did they get instead?
I'd make you fall harder than the South Tower.
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered Dominos and got Jets.
Kid: “What happened to Dad?”
Mom: “He flew into the Twin Towers.”
Why were the people in the Twin Towers mad? They wanted a drive-through pepperoni pizza, but got a fly-through plane instead.
"9/11 was just a really intense game of Jenga."
Why are Americans such good chess players?
Because they lost two towers.
How are genders and twin towers alike? There used to be 2, but now it's a sensitive topic.
What is the difference between 9/11 and Clash Royale, lol?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
Read the name.
Joke: It felt good going through those Twin Towers!
Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?
Because they have already got 2 towers down.
My boner had better structural support than the Twin Towers.
I would tell a joke, but I’m sad my dad died in 9/11. He’s the greatest pilot that went down with the Twin Towers.
Why can’t American people play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
The Twin Towers were mad at each other, so they all just started launching planes at themselves.
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
I was falling down the stairs at my local clock tower.
I somehow broke more than 206. I broke 342!
"I’m coming for you two!"