Tower jokes
Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?
The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.
I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.
Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.
What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?
My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.
What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.
You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.
What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?
One won't let you down, while the other will.
The Twin Towers ordered Domino's, what did they get instead?
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered Dominos and got Jets.
Kid: “What happened to Dad?”
Mom: “He flew into the Twin Towers.”
Why were the people in the Twin Towers mad? They wanted a drive-through pepperoni pizza, but got a fly-through plane instead.
"9/11 was just a really intense game of Jenga."
How are genders and twin towers alike? There used to be 2, but now it's a sensitive topic.
Why are Americans such good chess players?
Because they lost two towers.
My boner had better structural support than the Twin Towers.
Read the name.
Joke: It felt good going through those Twin Towers!
What is the difference between 9/11 and Clash Royale, lol?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?
Because they have already got 2 towers down.
I would tell a joke, but I’m sad my dad died in 9/11. He’s the greatest pilot that went down with the Twin Towers.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
Why were the UK and the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen and two towers.