Tower jokes
What is the difference between 9/11 and Clash Royale, lol?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
Read the name.
Joke: It felt good going through those Twin Towers!
Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?
Because they have already got 2 towers down.
I would tell a joke, but I’m sad my dad died in 9/11. He’s the greatest pilot that went down with the Twin Towers.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
"I’m coming for you two!"
I was falling down the stairs at my local clock tower.
I somehow broke more than 206. I broke 342!
Why were the UK and the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen and two towers.
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
The towers collapsed on 9/10, not 9/11.
Why can't New York City play chess?
Because they lost 2 towers!
Have you heard the Twin Tower jokes? Well, they're more down than the Twin Towers.
England: No towers?
America: No queen?
England: Remember 1812?
America: No tea?
All go gansta until the two towers fall down on you.
People say towers can't move. Apparently, nobody told that to the Trade Centers.
What did the airplane say to the tower? Allahu Akbar!
Ummmm 67.
Disabled people can help the world to get a printed copy of "Leaning Tower of Pisa," exactly leaned at an angle.
Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.
When I saw someone jump out of one of the towers, I yelled, "Do a flip!"