Tower jokes
America Twin Tower: "Hey, have you seen the Malaysian Twin Tower? I have, but only from 1971 to 2001."
Malaysian Twin Tower: "I STOOD LONGER!"
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans. They knocked down two towers, not three.
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered Dominos and got Jets.
Kid: “What happened to Dad?”
Mom: “He flew into the Twin Towers.”
Why were the people in the Twin Towers mad? They wanted a drive-through pepperoni pizza, but got a fly-through plane instead.
"9/11 was just a really intense game of Jenga."
Why are Americans such good chess players?
Because they lost two towers.
How are genders and twin towers alike? There used to be 2, but now it's a sensitive topic.
Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?
Because they have already got 2 towers down.
Read the name.
Joke: It felt good going through those Twin Towers!
What is the difference between 9/11 and Clash Royale, lol?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
I would tell a joke, but I’m sad my dad died in 9/11. He’s the greatest pilot that went down with the Twin Towers.
All go gansta until the two towers fall down on you.
Why can't New York City play chess?
Because they lost 2 towers!
The towers collapsed on 9/10, not 9/11.
England: No towers?
America: No queen?
England: Remember 1812?
America: No tea?
Have you heard the Twin Tower jokes? Well, they're more down than the Twin Towers.
People say towers can't move. Apparently, nobody told that to the Trade Centers.
What did the airplane say to the tower? Allahu Akbar!