Tower jokes
England: No towers?
America: No queen?
England: Remember 1812?
America: No tea?
When you have erectile dysfunction, it could be expressed as the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
Why can’t the USA play chess?
Because they lost their two towers.
Why is America bad at Clash Royale?
Because they can't defend their towers.
Why were the Twin Towers scared at dinner?
Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
Whats the difference between NASA and religion NASA takes you through space Religion takes you through two towers
My tower is hard, but after six minutes, it fell over.
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
After 9/11, the Twin Towers began to vape and smoke weed... 😔
I like sucking the Twin Towers off, but then I forgot dad already finished the job.
Your mum is like a Golden Knight. She will still attack my tower with troops in the way, like Jude Porter.
There are 3 men: an American, a French, and an Italian who have to take a trip and take the plane.
The American puts his hand out the window and says: "We are in America, I touched the Statue of Liberty." The French says: "We are in France, I touched the Eiffel Tower." The Italian says: "We are in Italy, I touched the garbage!"
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and a cow?
You can't milk the same cow for 15 years.
Hey, America. No towers? :(
Why are New Yorkers so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers!
The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.
How to get your joke on every category? Michael Jackson, towers, morbid, emo, school, short, penis, sects, little Jonny.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.
Why is America not good at Clash Royale? Answer: They lost 2 towers! 🤣🤣🤣🤣