Tower jokes
What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?
One won't let you down, while the other will.
What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?
My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.
You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.
The Twin Towers ordered Domino's, what did they get instead?
The South Tower proposed to the North Tower, but he said no.
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered Dominos and got Jets.
Kid: “What happened to Dad?”
Mom: “He flew into the Twin Towers.”
Why were the people in the Twin Towers mad? They wanted a drive-through pepperoni pizza, but got a fly-through plane instead.
"9/11 was just a really intense game of Jenga."
How are genders and twin towers alike? There used to be 2, but now it's a sensitive topic.
Why are Americans such good chess players?
Because they lost two towers.
My boner had better structural support than the Twin Towers.
Read the name.
Joke: It felt good going through those Twin Towers!
What is the difference between 9/11 and Clash Royale, lol?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?
Because they have already got 2 towers down.
I would tell a joke, but I’m sad my dad died in 9/11. He’s the greatest pilot that went down with the Twin Towers.
Why can’t American people play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
The Twin Towers were mad at each other, so they all just started launching planes at themselves.
Why were the UK and the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen and two towers.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.