Tower jokes

Osama be like: "Fuck boys, runway is full, better use this tower!"

What's brown and white with red all over?

Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.

I rate the Twin Towers 9/11, very stable buildings.

Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?

Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."

The Twin Towers.

Twin towers are like identical twins, and I threw a paper airplane.

Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.

When I saw someone jump out of one of the towers, I yelled, "Do a flip!"

A married couple are on holiday in Italia. They look at the Leaning Tower of Pisa. He says: - Look, honey, this tower is crookedly standing! She: - Shut up!

(Standing means: penis erection)

My boner had better structural support than the Twin Towers.

Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.

What did the south tower say to the north tower? It said: nothing.

9/11 joke.

Hello my fellow Americans, I'm playing Clash Royale for the USA clan, and two towers are already gone?

When the Two Towers ordered pizza, all they got was plane.

So, gender equality is the idea that a woman can do anything a man can, right? That they should be treated the same? So, therefore, if she swings on me, I could punch her into the Twin Towers because of gender equality. I love gender equality.

Ummmm 67.

Twin Towers, more like dead towers.

Did I ever tell you my father should have been on the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers?

But that's just my opinion.

Joke 1) 9/11 was such a tragedy... Two drunk people drove a plane into a building.

Joke 2) If 6-2=4, why are there no more towers?

Joke 3) Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.

Are you a lollipop? Because I can suck on you all day.

Are you an Oreo? Because I eat the cream first.

Are you a microwave? Because I’m trying to keep you quiet at 3:00 am.

Are you a sprinkler? Cause every time I see you I get wet.

Are you makeup? Cause I’d spend hours doing you.

Are you a guitar? Because I’d love to hear the noises you make when I play with you.

Are you an elevator? Cause I wanna ride you up and down.

Most restaurants are closed at night, but your legs aren’t.

I’m not a cashier, but you got a couple of things I wanna check out.

Are you Cinderella? Because I can see that dress coming off at midnight.

Are you a calendar? Because I want to pin you against the wall.

I don’t know what’s gotten into me lately, but I hope it’s you.

Are you a doughnut? Cause I wanna fill you with cream.

Are you a garden? Cause I want to plant some seeds inside of you.

Do you sing in the shower? Because if so, I need a private ticket of your concert.

Are your legs the twin towers? Because I’ll bomb what’s in between.

Are you a blanket? Because you’re on top of me every night.

Are you a phone? Cause I like to be on you 24/7.

Are you a roller coaster? Because the faster you go, the louder I scream.

I’m so jealous of your heart right now because it’s pounding inside of you and I’m not.

Are you a popsicle? Cause all I want to do is lick you up and down.

Are you a construction worker? Because you got me all bricked up.

Are you a fireman? Because you came in hot and left me wet.