Tower jokes
People say towers can't move. Apparently, nobody told that to the Trade Centers.
What did the airplane say to the tower? Allahu Akbar!
Ummmm 67.
Disabled people can help the world to get a printed copy of "Leaning Tower of Pisa," exactly leaned at an angle.
Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.
When I saw someone jump out of one of the towers, I yelled, "Do a flip!"
Osama be like: "Fuck boys, runway is full, better use this tower!"
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
Wanna play Jenga?
I rate the Twin Towers 9/11, very stable buildings.
What's brown and white with red all over?
Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
The Twin Towers.
Twin towers are like identical twins, and I threw a paper airplane.
Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.
A married couple are on holiday in Italia. They look at the Leaning Tower of Pisa. He says: - Look, honey, this tower is crookedly standing! She: - Shut up!
(Standing means: penis erection)
My boner had better structural support than the Twin Towers.
Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.
What did the south tower say to the north tower? It said: nothing.
9/11 joke.
When the Two Towers ordered pizza, all they got was plane.
Hello my fellow Americans, I'm playing Clash Royale for the USA clan, and two towers are already gone?