Tower jokes
It's a tower.
No, it's a plane.
Me: Nope, it's 9/11.
Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.
Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.
Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.
Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.
When the South Tower saw the North Tower collapse, he said, "I'm still standing."
I know a good airplane joke, but it would probably go over your heads.
The twin towers: No, it won't.
I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni, yet plane arrived!!!
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"
What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?
They both went down.
What do Call of Duty and Al-Qaeda goals have in common?
You’ve got to get more than one down.
2,996 kill streak, boom!
What flavor of pizza did the Twin Towers order?...
Plane.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a sore subject.
Ya ever think about the twin towers plan?
Me neither. It all came crashing down.
Who are the fastest readers of all time?
People who jumped out of the Twin Towers. Why? Because they went through 13 stories within 5 seconds.
Two guys watching a war movie at a bar are talking. One says to the other, "The Nazis starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war."
The other says, "My dad died in a camp as well... he broke his neck."
First guy says, "How did he break his neck?"
Second guy says, "He fell out of the guard tower."
Americans don't like playing chess with Muslims; last time they did play, they ended up losing two towers.
Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."
Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"
The twin towers are just like my mom and dad, they went to work and never came back.
What's a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it ain't plain.