Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a dog turd in China?
Waste of food.
A genealogist looks at the family tree.
A gynecologist looks up the family bush.
Why did the dick go insane?
Someone kept messing with his head.
Sparkling water was invented by Germans. Who else would add gas?
Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it cracked.
A Thai woman ran into a wall. What does she break?
Her boner.
I’m not religious, but you’re the answer to all of my prayers.
What did the Indian say when he bumped into someone else?
"Sari."
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and a book?
A book has papers.
What's the most illegal activity in Africa?
Watering the plants.
They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.
Why do women have two sets of lips?
I kiss both.
I heard Steven Spielberg is coming out with a new movie about fat people called E.C.
(Extra Cholesterol)
What is the most common crime in Asia?
Identity fraud.
When Helen Keller tries singing the national anthem at the Super Bowl,
Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa.
Dating 101:
Here's what you do:
1. Dinner. 2. Kiss. 3. Movie. 4. Sex. 5. Bring her back home. 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting.
For centuries the Catholic Church censored everything that wouldn‘t fit with their teachings. You know what I call that?
"Chancel culture!"
Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches sofa.
What's the difference between a dead person and a walkie-talkie?
A dead person does not walkie or talkie.