Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
You have a problem with jokes about dementia? That's funny, I don't remember asking.
What does the Trump administration use instead of emails? Alternative fax.
Why was Helen Keller truly an inspiration?
She learned how to read and write despite being from Alabama!
Dumb person: Wat idk mean?
Person 1: I don’t know.
Dumb one: Oh u don’t know okie I ask Googol.
Person 1: Wait idk means--
Dumb one (to Googol): WAT DOS IDK MANNN?
Googol: I don’t know.
Dumb one: OH ME GOOOD EVEN GOGLO DOESYN KNOWWW
Me: I saw your parents yesterday.
Orphan girl: Where?
Me: The coffin was still open.
My uncle hid my weed, so I hid his wheelchair.
What do your girlfriend and a pool have in common? They both cost a lot of money for the amount of time you’re inside them.
Canada being the most educated country in the world is bemusing, considering that Canadians cannot spell "legalise" and "programme" correctly.
Oh, and most of them do not realise that it's day-month-year, NOT month-day-year.
What’s the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
One time Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction from eating 12-year-old nuts.
Why can't depressed people make depression jokes? Because they can't talk if they are dead.
What's the similarity between an emotional and a leaf?
The emo is still hanging.
What happened when the Japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five?
He left him hanging.
At the library, I got in trouble for putting a cooking book in the women's section.
How do lesbians have sex? It’s too complicated. I’d have to show you.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite drug? Crack.
What do you call the closest plant to the sun? The hot ball.
What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?
Why do orphans have no bruises?
Because they have no dad to beat them.