Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between an emo and a prisoner?
The prisoner is wanted!
I went to the mental hospital. I asked one of the kid what its favorite animal was. They said a bird. I asked for a reason. It's because they both jump off roofs.
Your mom is so fat she was the reason why the Titanic crashed.
I was digging in my backyard and found a chest of coins. I wanted to run inside and tell my wife. Then I remembered why I was digging in the backyard.
When you go to a baseball game and they say, "Heads up!" and you put your head up, and the ball hits you in the head.
Me to an orphan: If you had a penny for everyone who loved you, I don't think you'd have any.
The orphan: But why?
Me: Because if someone loved you, they wouldn't have thrown you out.
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Husband: Can we try anal tonight? Wife: Fuck that shit! Husband: That's the spirit!
I broke my arm yesterday. My bro said it is Arm-ageddon, and I still don’t know why.
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.
If a bird flies, and a duck can also run and fly, while a cat walks, why do we drink water?
A priest walks into a bar, immediately orders the kids' menu.
Luckily for you, mirrors can't talk, and luckily for you, they can't laugh either.
You call him the holy cross. I call it the rejected Smash character.
Q: What do you call a gang of emos?
A: Suicide Squad.
What do a deaf person and an orphan have in common? Neither of them can hear their parents.
What do you call a blind photographer? A waste of money.
Eat cockroaches.
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Jessica, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
Your hairline is still missing, even Dora can’t explore it!