I was riding my bike when I saw a man's head in the wheel. It was mine.
Worst Jokes Ever
What were the webs?
Yo hairline caused corruption.
Why does Sonic wear gloves? Because his hands are cold.
What does Sonic wear when he goes to the beach? A speedo.
You're pretty, pretty dumb, pretty toxic, pretty lame.
I tried having a three-way with two physicists, but they couldn't solve the three-body problem.
How do you catch an elephant?
Act like a peanut.
Can I ask you a question? Nut now!
Don’t panic! Stay c-almond collected.
A friend asked what an acorn is.
I said, “In a nutshell, it’s an oak tree.”
"Don’t look! I saw you peeking through the window."
You can assume a horse is called a great jumper when the horse’s name is “Polo Neck”.
A man got pulled over, and the policeman had stepped out and said, "Do you know how fast you were going?"
The man said, "I was trying to catch up with the traffic."
The officer said, "There is no traffic."
The man said, "Exactly, that’s how far behind I am!"
Why can't I get a girlfriend?
Because I'm a beta male simp.
I pushed my best friend's chair in class. Now I kinda feel bad that he was in a wheelchair.
Your momma's so fat, she had to take a selfie using the Hubble telescope.
Hope the towers are doing well this morning, and I'll get back to you!
What do Shrek and onions have in common?
*LAYERS*
Me: What’s the definition of “ignorance”?
Friend: Don’t know?
Me: U STUPID!
