Worst Jokes Ever
Wanna ride a reindeer for Christmas? *rubs my antlers on you*
Actor 1: "I'm Michael with a b and I hate insects."
Actor 2: "Where's the b?"
Actor 1: "THERE'S A BEE???????????!!!!!!!!!!!????????!!!!!"
What does the Trump administration use instead of emails? Alternative fax.
What is common with dark humor and unvaccinated kids?
Neither do ever grow old.
I'm so jealous of babies with anencephaly.
They can eat all the ice cream they want and never get brain freezes.
Disabled man stands up.
Blind man: “You can stand?”
Deaf man: “You can see?”
Mute man: “You can hear?”
Disabled man: “You can talk?”
Doctor: “What the actual fuck?”
Other doctor: “FUCK THIS, I QUIT!”
I will never forget my mother and father's last words.
"Where the Sam hell did you get a grenade?"
So, I met Michael Jackson before he died. He dragged me to his bed.
Bisexuals aren’t gay.
Bisexuals aren’t straight.
They’re graight! 😂
If Jesus told you to trust everyone, that must be why there are a lot of kidnappings.
America saying they are more stupid. Russia saying they are more stupid = the stupidest war.
What do you call a cow that lives in Africa? Moo-fasa!
I was in the bank one day, and this old lady asked me to check her balance. So I pushed her over.
I used to be a banker...
But then I lost interest.
I went up to a priest and asked if he participated in NNN. He replied, "How can I, with all these people calling me daddy?"
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to Birds Eye.
What does a Mexican not like in their drink? Ice.
What’s a depressed kid’s favorite game? Hangman.
What do you call a fat person in a wheelchair?
A broken wheelchair.
What do you call Stephen Hawking's toes on fire?
Hot Wheels.