Worst Jokes Ever
Your forehead is so big that the teachers use it as a whiteboard.
What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?
Yung Flung Dung.
"Prostitutes love their jobs; they're always having a blast!"
What's an Emo's least favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
How did the lesbian die? Homicide.
What does an orphan wish they could do?
Wish happy Mother's Day and Father's Day.
Yo mama so fat, she eats with three utensils: a knife, spoon, and a forklift.
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
Why did Michael Jackson divorce LMP? She didn't want to give him kids.
A kid asks his father, "How long is our trip, Dad?"
The kid's father says, "Our trip is a Fortnite."
Wanna ride a reindeer for Christmas? *rubs my antlers on you*
My girlfriend called me a "bot" in Fortnite, so I called her "sandwich maker 3000."
What do your girlfriend and a pool have in common? They both cost a lot of money for the amount of time you’re inside them.
Dumb person: Wat idk mean?
Person 1: I don’t know.
Dumb one: Oh u don’t know okie I ask Googol.
Person 1: Wait idk means--
Dumb one (to Googol): WAT DOS IDK MANNN?
Googol: I don’t know.
Dumb one: OH ME GOOOD EVEN GOGLO DOESYN KNOWWW
My mom always said garlic powder makes everything better, so I sprinkled some on my divorce papers and my wife's broken leg.
In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.
Sound familiar? 🤔
Well, in September 11th...
This is a 2 for 1 plane combo that will never exist.
But, it's like a plane pizza.
Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.
My friend died from Ligma!
Ligma balls.
I like telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Can two high-femme lesbians go on a date with each other?
Yes, but it will take them forever to get ready.