Worst Jokes Ever

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't find home.

If you think long and hard, oral sex is like cannibals.

Rooster.

"Dude come here and see a rabbit!"

"Ok!"

"Are you ok, man?"

"Yeah, I’m fine."

"Dude, pull your pants back up!"

I cannot believe no one's come up with a cure for anorexia yet. I thought it would be a piece of cake!

Abortion is becoming more and more expensive these days. So visit Ammu-nation and pick up an Armsan RS-X1 tactical shotgun. It comes with a free box of ammo and a three year warranty. Buy now, pay later.

Funny how "Hawking" rhymes with "talking" and "walking," and he can't do either.

And the first four letters of his Christian name spell "step," and he also can't do that.

Why did the orphan cross the road?

To reunite with his parents.

What do you call a criminal?

Disarmed and dangerous.

When I was 17, my mom’s door was always locked. I wonder what she was doing.

How do you check that a rabbit is old?

You check how many gray hares it has.

When you ask your friend if he thinks lunch is good, but he says that he doesn't taste anything.

He couldn’t stand it anymore with his sister because he is in a wheelchair.

My grandfather says I’m too reliant on technology. I call him a hypocrite and unplug his life support. 😄😆🔥👍

Me: You know what's the favorite slogan that Hindus like the most?

My friend: What?

Me: “kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.”

Girl, is your butt made of water, because it is tubig?

Gwen is a liar. She said she is a Christian and then is saying bad, bad, bad, bad words. Shame on you, Gwen, LIAR!

Why can’t orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call DADDY! 😩

Q: Why do orphans like boomerangs?

A: They come back, unlike their parents.

Me: Shut up! If you don't shut up, I'm gonna tell your parents!

You: Why? I don't have any.