Worst Jokes Ever
Can emos eat happy meals?
I sold my vacuum the other day.
All I got was dust and my mom's wig.
Don't worry, the forehead jokes were recommended just like your hairline.
Why do orphans love tennis?
Because it is the only place they can get love.
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree, who made it to the floor first?
The leaf. The emo kid was caught on a rope.
If there was a girl and a boy and the boy fell, what did the boy do to the girl?
He fell for her.
I like my girls like my coffee: Flat and white.
What do a deaf person and an orphan have in common? Neither of them can hear their parents.
What do you call a blind photographer? A waste of money.
Eat cockroaches.
Why do orphans like pedos? Because they have someone to call "daddy."
Who made the most money from 9/11? The US government.
What did one tower say to the other? "Damn, you looking fly!"
Why do midgets giggle when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Was drinking in a bar with this girl when I suddenly blacked out. The next morning I received a letter saying they are processing my child benefits application, dafaq? I never had kids.
Bro, I’m so pissed. There is always that one kid in the class who the teacher helps. I hate that guy in the wheelchair.
I heard this was a really popular funeral home. People are dying to get in.
You're so fat, when you fall, the sidewalk cracks.
Your hairline is still missing, even Dora can’t explore it!
You're so fat, when you step on a scale it says, "To be continued."