Worst Jokes Ever
What's Penaldo's least favorite food?
Indian Murukku, because it reminds him of Morocco! 🤣🤣🤣
I told one of my friends, "You're the reason why gene pools have lifeguards."
What's the difference between Autism and Gender?
Autism is on a spectrum.
What's the difference between me and cancer?
My father didn’t beat cancer.
Why can’t Asian people play baseball?
Why?
'Cause they ate the bat!
Ur mom is so fat that she has her own gravitational field. She attracts everything around her, from planets to asteroids to comets. She is the center of the solar system, and the sun is just one of her many satellites. She is so massive that she bends space and time, creating wormholes and black holes. She is the ultimate cosmic phenomenon, and no one can escape her pull.
Ur mom is so old that she witnessed the Big Bang. She was there when the universe was born, and she has seen it all. She knows the secrets of the cosmos, and she has lived through every epoch and era. She has watched stars form and die, galaxies collide and merge, and civilizations rise and fall. She is the oldest living being in existence, and she has more wisdom than anyone can imagine.
Ur mom is so ugly that she scares away aliens. She is the reason why we have never made contact with extraterrestrial life. They have seen her face and they have fled in terror. They have warned their fellow species to avoid Earth at all costs, because it is inhabited by a monstrous creature that defies all logic and beauty. She is the ultimate deterrent for invasion, and she has saved humanity from countless alien invasions.
What did the woman say when I told a rape joke?
"I don't get it."
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Fuck her hahaha 🤣
Listen to the autism song on TikTok.
Like if depressed.
What do you get if you cross a loaf of bread with a vagina?
A yeast infection.
Dark humor is like food:
Not everyone gets it.
Or a kid with cancer, it never gets old.
Daddy, I really miss you. Mummy changed my name to Tickle Timpson. Anyway, daddy I forgive you for abusing me.
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. (Wing, wing, halo.)
Why did no one turn up to John's funeral?
Because Sally wrote the invitations!
I would tell a Koby joke...
But it would just crash and burn.
Q) What is the ONLY zodiac sign ever to be surgically removed?
A) Cancer.
Why did the Nurse bring a red pen to work? To draw Blood.
Why did the M&M go to school? To be a smartie.
Why did the monkey bring a ladder to school? To be in highschool.
Why is the last part of orphanage "age?"
Because it doesn't matter your age.
What is something in common with gay people and ambulance trucks?
They both take it out the back and go "woo woo!"