Worst Jokes Ever
How do you start a Mexican bedtime story?
Juans upon a time.
How are the Twin Towers and genders similar? There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.
I would like to complain about the new sushi restaurant at Gatwick Airport. Although there were large portions going round on the conveyor, they did taste a bit like luggage.
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Why is Saturn richer than other planets?
It has a ring!
From your Dad.
I won’t be back for a while, it’s a very long line.
I once had a pet snake, exactly 3.14 meters.
He was a great πthon.
What did the tree wear to the pool party 🥳?
Swimming trunks.
A guy goes to Starbucks and asks, "Hey, if I can make you laugh, I don’t have to pay." The girl in the window says, "Okay." The guy says, "A little boy named Timmy lost his arms." The girl says, "Oh no!" The guy says, "And his dad left him when he was 4." The girl says, "Uhh yeah." The guy says, "Okay, I guess I’ll be paying then." The girl asks, "Okay, and what name will that be under?" The guy says, "Timmy, I’m Timmy."
Two flies were playing football in a saucer. One tells the other, “You’ll need more practice if you want to play in the cup!”
A kid asks his father, "How long is our trip, Dad?"
The kid's father says, "Our trip is a Fortnite."
Why does Michael Jackson avoid Pepsi? They gave him a hot one.
Want my cookie? Come and get it... 😭
Why couldn't the orphan get an Android? Because it didn't have a home button.
My mom always said garlic powder makes everything better, so I sprinkled some on my divorce papers and my wife's broken leg.
What does an orphan wish they could do?
Wish happy Mother's Day and Father's Day.
What do your girlfriend and a pool have in common? They both cost a lot of money for the amount of time you’re inside them.
What’s the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Dumb person: Wat idk mean?
Person 1: I don’t know.
Dumb one: Oh u don’t know okie I ask Googol.
Person 1: Wait idk means--
Dumb one (to Googol): WAT DOS IDK MANNN?
Googol: I don’t know.
Dumb one: OH ME GOOOD EVEN GOGLO DOESYN KNOWWW
My uncle hid my weed, so I hid his wheelchair.