Worst Jokes Ever

What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?

Special forces.

When I was going downstairs, Sum Ting Wong fell, and doctors say Sum Ting Wong happened.

You have a problem with jokes about dementia? That's funny, I don't remember asking.

A Catholic gay male that is well-endowed goes to confession, and while he is inside the confessional booth, the Catholic priest is sucking his dick, and he says to the Catholic priest, "What are you doing, Father?"

And the priest says, "It's called giving a blowjob."

And the Catholic gay male says, "Why are you giving me a blowjob, Father, inside the confessional booth?"

And the Catholic priest says, "If there was no glory hole in the confessional booth, my son, it would not be called a confessional booth in the first place."

I got suspended for telling the emo kid to hang in there.

There was this emo kid giving a high five to a tree... but the tree left them hanging :)

What’s it called when you give an emo some rope as a present?

Murder.

Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.

How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg?

Pick it up and suck its dick.

What is common with dark humor and unvaccinated kids?

Neither do ever grow old.

I told one of my friends, "You're the reason why gene pools have lifeguards."

Ever wonder how a Jehovah’s Witness spreads their word during Covid?

Now that you’re here, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?

We used to have Reagan, Jonny Cash, and Bob Hope. Now we have Biden, no cash, and no hope.

What’s worse than ants in your pants?

Uncles.

What do you call a surprised Chinese man?

Answer: Ho Lee Fuk.

What do you call Dominos when it doesn't know how to cook pizza?

Domi-don't-knows...

What do you call the ghost of the Thanksgiving turkey? A Poultrygeist.

Q: What kind of Christmas music do elves like?

A: “Wrap” music.

What did one male whale say to the other male whale?

"She's gonna blow!"

Don't commit suicide, that would make DJUNGELSKOG sad!