Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the dwarf get a job at Lidl?
Because every Lidl helps.
What did the Teacher say to the orphan?
"I am calling your parents!"
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It’s not like they can tell their parents.
If an orphan wants food, who does it? No one. Everybody just watches him starve because they couldn't find his parents.
Why did the orphan fall off the mountain? Because his parents let go.
Africa has every type of gun but one...
A water gun.
2k14 was so realistic when I switched to Kobe, the pass button stopped working.
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
To be wanted.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home.
A kindergarten class is learning about the alphabet. The teacher asked, "What comes after M?"
Little Timmy reached into his backpack and yelled, "16!"
Why did Michael Jackson divorce LMP? She didn't want to give him kids.
Your forehead is so big, you could roast meat on it.
What's the difference between jam and jelly?
You can't jelly your dick into someone's asshole.
How did the lesbian die? Homicide.
Why should you abuse the hell out of an orphan? Because what are they gonna do? Tell their mom or dad?
Joe mama so fat when she got sturdy, she tripped on her shoelaces, fell on her face, and fell down 2 floors.
Yo mama so fat, she eats with three utensils: a knife, spoon, and a forklift.
I was gonna tell you a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort it.
Your forehead is so big that the teachers use it as a whiteboard.
You're so fat, you only know the letters KFC.