Worst Jokes Ever
Why can’t an Orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because the home button does not work.
Why can’t orphans pick up their phone after school?
Because they need their parents to go pick it up.
How do you say "nose" in Spanish?
hmm.... No sé.
An action hero stops a man running by throwing a tire at him.
What is his one liner? "I told you to stop running or you will get tired."
A man goes into a job interview and sits down.
The interviewer is looking over his resume and says, "I see here that there's a 4-year gap on your resume. What were you doing?"
The man says, "Oh, that was when I went to Yale!"
The interviewer is impressed and says, "That's great! You're hired!"
The man smiles. "Really? I'm so glad, because I really need this Yob."
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator won’t fart when you pull the meat out.
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
They laughed at my drawing, so I laughed at their chalk outline.
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth pics!
Why is it okay to bully an orphan?
It’s not like they could tell their parents.
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
What can’t a person with no arms do: if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t home run.
Yo mama's so fat, when Thanos snapped, she only lost a few kg.
What did God say when he made the first woman?
"Where is your dick at?"
What is the difference between white people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
We send millions of mosquito nets to Africa; we can save millions of mosquitoes from dying of AIDS.
An optimist says, "The glass is half full."
A pessimist says, "The glass is half empty."
A scientist walks by and says, "You guys are both wrong. The glass is technically completely full because it is half filled with air."
Then Africa comes by and says, "Stop arguing. At least you guys have water!"