You're so poor that you can't pay for a public school.
Worst Jokes Ever
If you're pro-life, I hope you get hit by a bus today!
Can I pin your corpse to a tree?
Why are Americans so bad at class royals?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Why is Newton not allowed to visit local farms?
The owners know that forces come in pears.
Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.
Mother, father, and a son. Father purchased a robot that can detect lies. The robot slaps when you lie.
During dinner time: Father: Son, what have you done today? Son: I watched Netflix, Dad. Robot: Stood up and slapped the son! Son: Okay! Okay! I watched porn, Dad. Dad: What? You watched porn? You are only 14! I never knew porn till I was 18 years of age. Robot: Stood up and slapped the Dad! Mother: Started to laugh and said "Sure he is your son!" Robot: Stood up and slapped the mother!
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Your hairline is so far back, it makes the Giant from Clash of Clans jealous!
I love bread so much that I might join a bread cult.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple always gets picked.
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause there's no home base...
Two hunters were walking through the forest one day. Their names were Johony and Papa.
All of the sudden, Johony passes out. The other hunter panics and dials 911. The emergency responder says “911, what's your emergency?” The hunter replies “My son just passed out and I don’t know what to do! I think he might be dead!” The emergency responder replies “Before you do anything, make sure he is dead.” The phone goes silent and then the responder hears a gunshot. The hunter gets back on the phone and says “Ok, now what?”
What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
What age is served for breakfast?
I was riding my bike when I saw a man's head in the wheel. It was mine.
What were the webs?
Yo hairline caused corruption.
Why does Sonic wear gloves? Because his hands are cold.
What does Sonic wear when he goes to the beach? A speedo.
