My birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
Apology Letter
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This dude's birth certificate ain't just a piece of paper. It's a "we messed up" note from the condom company. Basically, they're saying he was an accident, a whoopsie, a 'we really screwed up' kinda kid. Also, birth certificates are not apology letters from condom factories, but you already knew that, didn't you?
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