Worst Jokes Ever
How many times does 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out!
What do you call it when you choose Panera Bread over something else?
Panera instead.
I took my sister and cousin to a sleepover with lil Diddy, who my dad's friend has connections with.
I think the experience went fine, but they were traumatized. We got what we wanted.
What do you get when you mix alcohol with literature?
Tequila Mockingbird.
"Officer, I drop kicked that child in self-defense." -Techno
Have you guys heard about the crazy shadow glitch in the game Sonic X? Just google "Sonic X Shadow."
Them: What's on your arm?
Me: I'm training to breathe fire ;)
Guys, I promise I’m not suicidal, I just like dark things.
*proceeds to walk around the house with headphones in and stare at the ceiling while laying down on the couch*
Why did God create women before men?
He didn’t want any advice on how to do it.
What is the most common crime in Asia?
Identity fraud.
What is the number one song played in Columbine High? Smells Like Teen Spirit.
What's the difference between a dead person and a walkie-talkie?
A dead person does not walkie or talkie.
My wife hates that I have no sense of direction.
So I packed up my stuff and went right.
Why do blonde prostitutes prefer blowjobs?
They hate it when you hand it to them.
Why do orphans go to church?
It's the only place where they can call someone "father."
Hello! Why did the duck cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken!
Why are you so white?
Because you have no lotion on.
Want to know how a joke becomes a dad joke? Just wait for it to leave you and never come back.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).
Why did the orphan cry when he got back home?
Because he did not have one.