Worst Jokes Ever
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Run on a sandpaper floor-treadmill hybrid in a medium sized room for 24 hours. It will be fun!
Why couldnโt the principal call the orphan's parents?
Because he doesnโt have any.
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Kid.""Kid who?""Kidnap you!"
Q: What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
A: Nothing, they just waved! ๐
What's long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
I will be back, I'm gonna get milk...
Me:...
Bunger got me like:
๐ Face with Tears of Joy Emoji - Emojipedia https://emojipedia.org โบ face-with-tears-of-joy A yellow face with a big grin, uplifted eyebrows, and smiling eyes, each shedding a tear from laughing so hard. Widely used to show something is funny or...
Were you born on the highway? 'Cause that's where most accidents happen.
Why did the man cut down the tree? Because it was there. ๐จ๐ช๐ฒ
Why didn't the man cut down the tree? Because it wasn't there. ๐๐ช!?๏ธ
Why did the tree cut down the man? Because it was a bad tree. ๐ฒ๐ช๐ฎ
One morning a dad was sitting and watching TV.
His daughter comes in and says, "Dad! Why is my name Rose?" He replied, "Oh! It's because when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head." "Cool," Rose said.
The second daughter walked in and said, "Dad! Why is my name Daisy?" He replied, "Oh! It's because when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Awesome," Daisy said.
The third daughter came in and said, "DuUuUDeEeEeDrrrrrrrrr!!!" "SHUT UP, CINDER BLOCK!!!"
Moby Dick's father's name...
Papa Boner.
Finish the lyrics: Can I put my...
Oh well, I.H.N.! I.H.N.!! I.H.N.!!!
Ooohhh look, an orphan! Let's go beat him up.
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs donโt work like they used to before."
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Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?
That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
Why did the golfer change his pants?
Because he got a hole in one!
Why donโt Pakis play football? Because they only hold onto balls attached to prepubescent boys' cocks.