Worst Jokes Ever
Why does NASA only serve Coke?
Because they can't get Seven-Up!
When you get a pop-up book of the Qur'an and it just explodes as soon as you turn the page XD.
How do pedophiles follow the law?
They drive it slow in the school zone.
Are butt cheeks one word, or should I spread them apart?
So in prep class, the students were asked to write a letter to their grandparents for Grandparents Day.
Little Johnny's friend, Little Sally, wrote things like, "Thank you," and, "You are so nice!" And Little Johnny goes, "What are you doing? You got it wrong!" So Sally says, "What do you mean? It's a letter." Little Johnny says, "Why did you do it like that? Just write a letter from the alphabet like the teacher said!" Then he says, "I wrote a J to remind them of me!"
Mexican Comedy Week
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You are so skinny, you probably wipe your butt with floss.
Why do vegans hate sex?
They don't want to say they had a meat in 'em.
What's the best part about duck tape?
It turns "No, no, no!" into "Mmmm, mmmmm, mmmmm!"
It makes it real easy to get to home base on that first date, too.
What do you call two Chinese lesbians?
Two can't chew.
Michael Jackson was the King of Pop until he got burned by Pepsi. Now, Pepsi is the hero, and now, we know the rest of the story.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite movie?
The Boy in the Plastic Bubble? Why? The boy who was in the bubble.
What does Michael Jackson say when he gets hard? Ow!
What does Michael Jackson say when he grabs his crotch? I never noticed that before.
Why can't you kill a hooker?
Because they're dead inside anyway.
My girlfriend accuse me of cheating. I asked her what was I supposed to do? She was just lying naked she said just do the damn autopsy.
Steve Jobs would've been a better president than Trump...
But I guess comparing apples to oranges is unfair.
There are three Mexicans in a car. Who's driving?
The cop!
What does Bugs Bunny say when he has a boner?
"What's up, cock?"
What's the fastest way to break up a bingo game in Baghdad?
You shout out, "B-52!"