Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the actor fall through the floor?
He was just going through a stage!
How do mountains get big?
They go trick-or-treating!
Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.
*JMC*
ANOMALY-931
"Gwen"
Identification: just a stupid animal, with a big ass heart.
What fell out of the tree first, the apple or the emo?
The apple, the emo was caught by the rope.
Why are orphans lucky?
Because they can get in trouble and nobody can tell their parents.
We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa, not screaming in terror like all the passengers on the plane he was flying.
Welcome to Plastic Surgery Anonymous. Nice to see so many new faces.
I visited my new friend in his apartment. He told me to make myself at home.
So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.
Why did the doctor get mad?
Because he was losing his patients.
Hi! Sorry I haven't posted in a while. I've been so busy!!!! I miss y'all, though!
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?
That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
9/11 2001... that day was fire🔥
What a school shooter's favorite song?
"Pumped Up Kicks."
To anyone suffering from low self esteem:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UTymDoPOEnY
Why don’t Pakis play football? Because they only hold onto balls attached to prepubescent boys' cocks.
I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.
If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,
that's a big red flag!
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA because all the black guys are playing.