Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a woman in a fighter jet to the right of the president?
An escort.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
What actor does an orphan hate?
Vin Diesel.
Aloneness is not the joke, it's unfortunately my reality.
What can’t orphans do in baseball? Go to home.
Why can orphans get away from the FBI?
Because they don't have a house.
My therapist told me time heals all wounds, so I stabbed him.
Then I waited for the results.
Is "buttcheek" one word, or should I spread them?
A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar.
The bartender looks at them and says, “What is this – a joke?”
Two friends are arguing and one friend says, "Jason Warhis is not afraid of water and not ifs, ands, or buts about it."
And the other friend says, "Butt he is."
Why did the orphan become a criminal?
Because he wanted to actually be wanted.
I was reading a book about an immortal dog, it was impossible to put down.
Why are pirates pirates?
Because they're Arrrrrrrggghhh!!!
Snover1: You can't pass through Snow Way!
Squirtle: Why can't I pass through Snow Way?
Snover1: There's snow in the way.
Snover2: Yeah, you can't get past through the snow while it's on the way, to continuous.
Squirtle: What? There's snow in here the whole time. What is this? Snow Society?!
"AAAAARRRGGH!!"
Squirtle: Who is that?
Snover2: That is Snow.
Squirtle: What?! That giant snow tree thing is Abomasnow!
Snover2: Oops! Don't be a Halt!
"Haaaaaaaaallllltttt!!!"
"Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!"
Snovers: That was a JOKE, Squirtle be FROZEN, just let it go, let it go!
Pokemon: Are you a Flareon? Why?
Because you’re a sexy fox.
Which Pokémon do soccer players like the most?
GOALduck.
Pokemon: Why was Hypno so energetic?
He wasn’t Drowzee anymore.
Pokemon Jokes!
What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
Buy more earplugs!
What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast?
A Slowpoke.
What did the bones on the moon tell the astronaut?
The cow never made it.