Worst Jokes Ever
Anybody know a girl named Candice? She just added me on snap.
I gave my blind friend a piece of sandpaper. He said it was the most gruesome book ever.
What do girls and rocks have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
I love telling jokes about orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What’s positive in Africa?
HIV/AIDS.
I screamed "Jenga" today when watching the 9/11 documentary.
A Chinese couple had a black baby and named it Sum Ting Wong.
What's better: nailing Jesus or getting nailed?
Depends on who's sucking.
One time in my dream, I had a dream that all people in wheelchairs could walk. It was awesome; I could walk!
What do you get when you put a baby in a blender?
A boner.
Abortion is wrong because God wanted the baby to be alive.
Miscarriages are okay because God did not want the baby to be alive.
When I was a little boy, I had this dream. I was eating a giant marshmallow.
When I woke, I was being sexually abused.
Who needs April Fool's when your life is a joke?
God died for your sins, so basically if you don't sin then Jesus died for nothing.
Why did an orphan go on Google Maps?
To try and find their parents.
Roblox Talent Shows be like:
Host: Next Up is Bob!
Bob: Hi! I'll be singing Pian-
*Buzzing Noises*
Judges: You suck!
Bob: I'm reporting!
*Bob get's kicked from the server*
What did one squirrel say to the other? "Do you have any nuts?"
What restaurant does Africa own? M.T. Bellies.
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
Because they actually have a father there.