Worst Jokes Ever
What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds?
Kermit in a car crash.
I went to the store and bought Minecraft Java Edition.
I found a village, burned it down, and then I went home and played Minecraft.
Orphans
The “F” in orphan stands for family.
What was the ballpoint's favorite sport? Pen-nis.
Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.
Why don't orphans go to Family Dollar? They don't have a family to go with 'em.
The F in "I'm orphan" stands for family.
But there is no F.
You're so ugly that when your mama had you, she tried to give you away, but there was nowhere to give you.
Your mama's so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, you can see Micah.
You're so full of shit that the toilet's jealous.
"9/11 people" say that jet fuel cannot melt steel beams.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
Why did the orphan join the baseball team?
Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.
"Bill? Bill?" Bill hears faintly in the distance.
Bill Nye snapped back into reality only to find he had peed all over the set.
What do you call a swimming terrorist? A bath bomb.
What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme, but you can hear a hormone.
Why can't you make fun of a bunny's head?
Because they have a hare-line.
Why are skeletons not funny? Because they have no humor. 🤣
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.
I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.