I was gonna tell you a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort it.
Worst Jokes Ever
What's an Emo's least favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
If I make fun of orphans, they will cry to their parents.
Oh wait...
Why can't depressed people make depression jokes? Because they can't talk if they are dead.
What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?
At the library, I got in trouble for putting a cooking book in the women's section.
What do you call the closest plant to the sun? The hot ball.
What's the similarity between an emotional and a leaf?
The emo is still hanging.
What happened when the Japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five?
He left him hanging.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza. Instead, they got a plane.
Why do orphans have no bruises?
Because they have no dad to beat them.
You. Me. Gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh! There was a roofie in our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer surrounded by fish.
Horny fish. You know what that means. Fish orgy. The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight. Bare handed. Bare, naked? Oh, yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl and ride it into a Chuck E. Cheese. Dance Dance Revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uh, I think so. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out, which I didn't even know you could do. Then I smoked a joint, greened out. Then I turn into the sun. Uh oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in. aklfhaofhasfahfakh AAAAAAAAA afahfioahflkf AAAAA
I’m becoming a litter bit more zebra everyday.
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
I saw a little boy playing alone in the street. I told him that was a bad idea, then asked for his parents.
God, orphanages are fun to work at!!
Wife: I’m pregnant.
Husband: Hi pregnant, I’m dad.
Wife: No, you’re not.
Jesus will be history when I realize he's behind me.
How did Jesus become self-sovereign?
He screws himself and becomes his own creator.
"Prostitutes love their jobs; they're always having a blast!"
How do you know when it's bedtime in the Netherlands?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
