Worst Jokes Ever
Go to an orphanage and tell the kids their parents came back as an April Fools' joke.
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an onion?
You cry when you cut an onion.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Q: What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
A: Apples get picked.
Why did 10 have trauma?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
Why does an orphan like church so much? So he can call someone "father."
Why does the orphan like nature? He can call someone "mother."
People said that Kobe could fly so high, but that did not end well.
What do you call a gay drive up?
A fruit roll-up.
Yo mama so fat, everyday people kept asking: "Are you pregnant?"
Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"
I beat up a deaf kid the other day. I had to. He kept throwing up gang signs.
Love you baby :^
What should you never say to an orphan?
"Your Mom."
The pastor sees little Johnny sitting on the church steps. Little Johnny is fixated on something. The pastor looks closer and sees that Johnny is stirring up something in an old coffee can. He says, "What you got there little Johnny?"
"This here is turpentine, the most POWERFUL liquid in the world!", says Johnny.
The pastor shakes his head, sits down next to Johnny, and says, "Now you know that's not true, son. Holy water is the most powerful liquid in the world. One drop of holy water on a pregnant woman's stomach and the next morning she'll pass a baby boy."
Little Johnny says, "Well that may be true, but one drop of this on a cat's ass and he'll pass a motorcycle!"
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Dooris." "Dooris who?" "Door is locked, that's why I'm knocking!"
What type of horse can jump higher than a house?
All houses can't jump.
Dentist: “This will hurt a little.”
Patient: “OK.”
Dentist: “I’m having an affair with your wife!”
If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?