Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
When you donate a kidney, you are a total hero, everyone loves you.
When you donate five kidneys though, people start yelling, the police gets called--sheesh!
They say making and having friends comes with some benefits. I guess you could say I have friends with benefits.
When I hit a home run, I finally felt what it was like to have a home.
You were born on the highway. That's where most accidents happen.
I miss understood that, Miss Understood.
It's getting near midnight, and I can already hear Big Ben. He's upstairs pumping the wife.
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
6 looks like someone facing up.
9 looks like someone facing down.
69 looks like 2 people sucking each other's dicks.
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.
It's quite ironic that people tell you "Happy Birthday," then they want to give you a spanking.
What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks' teeth?
A slow swimmer...
Let's get this right. What's the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg, but you can't beat...
For every orphan, a bag of chips is family size.
Mom: I was an orphan once. The kid: Oh, ok, idgaf. Mom: And you're gonna be too! :) The kid: Ok, idgaf- WAIT WHAT THE FU-
Just think, when we're getting fucked, we make our own food.
What did the orange say to the other orange?
I orange you glad!
I would like to remind all passengers that this is a no-smoking flight, although do feel free to join me in the cockpit, where we've opened a window.
How does the skeleton call his friends? With a tele-bone.
If you try to fail and you succeed, which one did you do?