Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the Headless Horseman get a job?
He was trying to get ahead in life.
Your hairline is pushed back farther than G.T.A. 6.
Why did the lonely fish get a detention? Because he left the school.
My wife is pregnant, but when we get to the doctors, something happened...
What happened?
Answer: The husband is pregnant too, with someone else’s baby, not the wife’s baby, but the wife is pregnant with his baby.
When you know you have a gay friend, but you find out that they like you!
Two windmills stand at a farm. One asks the other, "What is your favorite kind of music?"
The other windmill replies, "I'm a huge metal fan!"
Your mom is so fat, she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D. (Obesity).
My ex-wife misses me, but her aim is getting better.
What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?
A wheel dealer.
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger lickin' good!
I'm looking for the bartender.
Person named Bart:
"Osama bin Laden playing MW2 Air Strike inbound."
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
Isac, I suck deez nuts!
Why do emos love the winter? Because of the long sleeves.
If an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.
Hi everyone, today I am taking requests for anything you want me to say.
Stephen Hawking doesn’t have a dick; he has a microchip.
I saw a girl crying. I asked her, "Where are your parents?" She cried as I got kicked out of the orphanage.
If lint comes from pockets, where does a cockroach come from?