Worst Jokes Ever
Science teacher: How many times can the earth fit into the sun?
Me: As many times as the earth can fit into you.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they finally have someone to call father.
America: "WE NEED MORE AMMO!"
Japan: "We are the ammo."
Yo mama so fat, everyday people kept asking: "Are you pregnant?"
Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"
I beat up a deaf kid the other day. I had to. He kept throwing up gang signs.
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
RIP Harambe.
How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Yesterday I asked an emo girl if she's jealous when her phone dies.
What were the candles doing at a birthday party?
Getting lit.
Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie?
because it was rated RRRRGGGG.
I am guessing you don't understand :(
Pass me the sugar, Sugar!
Pass me the honey, Honey!
Pass me the teabag!
I saw a news ad on TV about a dad coming home after getting milk. I said, "I've never seen that one before!"
"No Way Home" is just the life of an orphan.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-kart.
"Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you." mucho_mango: just woke up from my dream what was that.
In America, you work on a plantation.
In Soviet Russia, the plantation works on you!
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA? Because they weren't wanted.