Worst Jokes Ever
Q: What did one koala say to the other? A: How's it hanging? 😂
"Rape[is] the only sign of world peace in this life."
Why can’t orphans get in trouble?
Because there’s no one to give a phone call home to.
What has more brains than a student in a school shooting? The wall behind them.
Ching chong China.
Jing jong Japan.
Ting tong Taiwan.
Hing hong Hong Kong.
King kong Korea.
What do you call an Indian with a wooden leg? Shit on a stick.
What do you call an Indian with two wooden legs? A waste of lumber.
Sam and Amya like anal sex with each other.
An Oxymoron: A “Normal Autistic”.
Abortion is wrong because God wanted the baby to be alive.
Miscarriages are okay because God did not want the baby to be alive.
God died for your sins, so basically if you don't sin then Jesus died for nothing.
When I was a little boy, I had this dream. I was eating a giant marshmallow.
When I woke, I was being sexually abused.
Why did an orphan go on Google Maps?
To try and find their parents.
I tell orphan jokes like there ain’t no parents around.
My aunt worked as a human cannonball.
I'm not sure if she was good at it until she got fired.
Who needs April Fool's when your life is a joke?
What color would the confetti be at a baby shower in 2025?
Orange because they're having a they/them baby.
What’s positive in Africa?
HIV/AIDS.
A Chinese couple had a black baby and named it Sum Ting Wong.
One time in my dream, I had a dream that all people in wheelchairs could walk. It was awesome; I could walk!
What's better: nailing Jesus or getting nailed?
Depends on who's sucking.