What did they call Hitler when he swam?
Adolfin.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
What is an orphan's favorite beer?
Fosters.
Yo mama so big, her belt size said "equator."
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome. I wanted my first time to be special.
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it cracked.
Yo mama is so fat, when she wore yellow, the kids thought they missed the bus.
If an Indian had powers, it would be throwing tika masala.
Sorry, what’s the quickest way to get to the hospital? Easy, just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn’t matter what you call him, he won’t come anyway.
Your momma so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man burst in the door, he said, "Oh no!"
What does an orphan and Spider-Man have in common?
They have no "why home" 👹
What do u call an Asian that was born at the wrong time?
Wrong тайминг.
What can’t a person with no arms do: if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
Follow me.
Why do orphans go to church?
It's the only place where they can call someone "father."
So, if Russia was the motherland and Germany was the fatherland, what does that mean?
The Western Front is domestic violence.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
What's another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
