Worst Jokes Ever
Your hairline is so far back I need binoculars to see it!
What do you call a bunch of retarded preschoolers? Tater tots.
Bully: I can't understand you because I don't speak ugly language.
Me: And I don't speak idiot language.
You also have to learn to say no. For example: "Would you like a piece of cake?" "No, I'd like two."
"Alexa, open Kahoot!"
What was JFK's favorite school TV show?
BrainPop.
Yo mama so old.
Her first Christmas... was the first Christmas!
Ashten Parkes
"Sharing is communism."
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they only got plane!
Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.
I took a plane to go see my hairline.
Who is the world's fastest reader?
The Twin Towers, they blew through 86 stories in 5 seconds.
What do you call a stupid mannequin?
A dummy.
Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
A Chinese guy said to his friend: "I saw you fucking your donkey yesterday."
His friend: "No, that's impossible, it's too hot inside."
What goes cackle, cackle, *bonk*?
A witch laughing its head off.
My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the National Zoo.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.