Worst Jokes Ever
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
Why did the Headless Horseman get a job?
He was trying to get ahead in life.
What goes cackle, cackle, *bonk*?
A witch laughing its head off.
Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing!
I made a website for orphans; it does not have home pages, though.
Just remembering the day when the Jets beat the New York Giants.
What do you call a Fuhrer who's also a fitness coach?
Adolf Fit-ler.
Guys, depression cannot be turned into a joke.
Why are people disappointments? Because you are reading this.
I wanted to make a joke about clocks, but I got no time for that.
In Denver, the members of a Sunday-school class were asked to set down their favorite biblical truths.
One youngster laboriously printed: “Do one to others as others do one to you.” —Lee Olson, The Denver Post
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A teacher asks her class, “What do you want to be when you grow up?” Little Johnny says “I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best b*tch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day.”
The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson. “And you, Susie?” the teacher asks. Susie says “I wanna be Johnny’s b*tch.”
How many children does it take to change a lightbulb?
Not 15, as my basement's still dark.
What is white and 9 inches?
Nothing.
Stephen was a mad role model. He never taught me to stand up for myself.
Dark humour jokes are like water; some get it, some don’t.
Dude, if you're at the ATM, wouldn't that mean you're buying your own money?
Is that a person over there?
Na, it's Jesus.
Asians don't believe in Santa because they make the toys.