Worst Jokes Ever
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Oh well, I.H.N.! I.H.N.!! I.H.N.!!!
Ooohhh look, an orphan! Let's go beat him up.
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."
Why did the golfer change his pants?
Because he got a hole in one!
What's the difference between a golf ball and a G-spot?
A man will actually look for the golf ball.
If lint comes from pockets, where does a cockroach come from?
What do you call an emo with a knife?
A cutting board.
Why did the lonely fish get a detention? Because he left the school.
When you know you have a gay friend, but you find out that they like you!
Two windmills stand at a farm. One asks the other, "What is your favorite kind of music?"
The other windmill replies, "I'm a huge metal fan!"
A man marries a blonde chick, lives a happy life together, and the man asks his wife if she wants kids. She says "yes".
So, a couple of years go by, and they have one boy and one girl. They go to school, go home with their report cards, and the dad asks what their grades were. The son says he's not doing well, same with the daughter. They ask why they're doing so bad in school, and the dad replies with "ask your mother that question!"
Where do you buy cows in bulk?
At the stock market.
Hi! Sorry I haven't posted in a while. I've been so busy!!!! I miss y'all, though!
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?
That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
Yo mama so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
9/11 2001... that day was fire🔥
What a school shooter's favorite song?
"Pumped Up Kicks."
To anyone suffering from low self esteem:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UTymDoPOEnY
Why don’t Pakis play football? Because they only hold onto balls attached to prepubescent boys' cocks.