Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a parent that is pregnant?
Buy one, get one free.
What did the Indian say when he bumped into someone else?
"Sari."
Bro, I gave a suicidal kid Nikes... he just did it, lol.
What do you call field day in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
A male unexploded landmine was in love with a female unexploded landmine, and he said to her...
"Hey, baby, we should bang sometime!"
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
What do you call an Indian that came home late?
A curfew muncher.
I heard there was a kidnapping.
Don't worry, he woke up in the back of a van.
It was his father's friend who was a priest.
He was just bringing him to church.
What's the difference between me and Bill Cosby?
I haven't been caught.
Like if you listen to Kidd G.
Comment if you listen to Polo G.
Share if you listen to NBA Youngboy.
Do all if you listen to all of them and you all of them if Kobe Bryant is a legend.
I threw a gay person into a fire. Now we call him LGBBQ.
I told an orphan there were 363 days in a year.
Your mummy is so tall, she uses the Eiffel Tower as a dildo.
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
Your mum is so ugly she could make an onion cry.
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator won’t fart when you pull the meat out.
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
Your leg is straighter than James Charles.
What can’t a person with no arms do: if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
Your mom is so ugly when she tried to enter the ugly contest, they said they don't allow professionals.