Worst Jokes Ever

Why did Bruce Jenner cross the road?

To see how the other side felt!

What do you call a terrorist attack in Iraq? A selfie!

Did you know that good Catholic girls like to WAP?

Yeah, they are all about Worship and Prayer.

Did you know Kurt had dandruff?

Found his head and shoulders behind the couch.

What is Mexicans' favorite sport?

Cross-country.

What does a gay guy and an ambulance have in common?

They both get loaded from the rear and go...woo woo woo.

World leaders are so old, they've got nostalgia for the Cambrian explosion.

USA: "Never forget 9/11."

Brits: "What happened on the 9th of November?"

If you think I would joke about Alzheimer's, forget it.

What's the difference between a hipster and a hockey player? A hockey player changes his pads every third period.

The media's relationship with Hillary is just like Bill's relationship with Hillary. The relationship is unwanted and forced, and they'll move on to the next person any chance they get.

What do you call a black man in the army in camo? Incogneggo.

3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment!

Why do women love Chinese food? Because WON TON spelled backward is NOT NOW!

What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?

One to trust and the other to thrust.

What do you call an Iraqi who owns a camel and a goat?

Bisexual.

How can you tell if someone Amish is an alcoholic? They keep falling off the wagon.

What did one orphan say to the other one?

"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."

What do you call a black goldfish? A gigger.

What do orgasms and pulses have in common?

I don’t care if they have either of them.