Worst Jokes Ever
TIL Ariana Grande is actually a pop singer.
I thought it was a fancy coffee for white supremacists.
Why are emos like paper?
They cut easily.
Yo mama so fat, when she passed by the TV, I missed a whole season of SpongeBob.
What do we want? A cure for obesity.
When do we want it? After lunch.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.
What do you call 2 nudists in Africa?
Naked and Afraid.
Which book takes an extreme turn and has an incredible plot twist?
- The math book. Suddenly letters appear in the calculations...
Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because two "wongs" don't make a "white."
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
The lines on the pride flag are straighter than me.
What is the similarity of a bomb and a baby?
When you drop them both, everyone screams.
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
Your hairline is so big, Niagara Falls said, "Oh, looks like we've got some competition!"
Paul Walker made a new wrap cover, it's called "Flying Through the Windshield," and the song's name is "Crossing the Street."
Chiropractor: Final neck adjustment in 3, 2, 1. How did that feel?
Me: *silence*
Why did the alarm go off when the emo and his friends left the store when they checked everything out?
The emo forgot to roll his sleeves up.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Pornhub is down, your mum's Facebook will do.
My dad died in the 9/11 attack. He was a good pilot.
Why are handicap signs blue? Because they're all Crips. (sorry)