Worst Jokes Ever

Why is an orphan crying about its family?

Because it can't "let it go."

I wasn't close to my dad when he died.

Which was good, he died to a landmine.

I asked what was her favorite type of magic. She said, "the one you make."

What kind of hair do oceans have? Wavy.

My sad ass life.

A friend of mine told me this joke a long time ago and I have never forgotten it.

A worm was crawling over a train track, and a train ran over him and cut off his ass. The worm turned around to get the piece of his ass back and another train ran over him and cut off his head.

BAD IDEA and a lesson to us all.

NEVER LOSE YOUR HEAD OVER A PIECE OF ASS!! LMAO (literally, kind of)( pretty sure you get it)

Dad: I'm giving all your toys to the orphan kid.

Kid: Why, Dad?

Dad: So you don't get bored.

What actor does an orphan hate?

Vin Diesel.

My therapist told me time heals all wounds, so I stabbed him.

Then I waited for the results.

Aloneness is not the joke, it's unfortunately my reality.

Is "buttcheek" one word, or should I spread them?

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar.

The bartender looks at them and says, “What is this – a joke?”

What can’t orphans do in baseball? Go to home.

Why can orphans get away from the FBI?

Because they don't have a house.

A Mario & Luigi joke.

What are the Mario bros' view on child support?

Mario: The parents are obligated to provide for the child and help them the best they could.

Luigi: LMAO I GOTTA GO!

I done a thing where we have chat hangouts with people that like Gwen or just want to hang out, do stuff.

All people are invited!

We have a lot! Enjoy!

Why did the girl bring the ladder to school? Because she wanted to go to high school.

Yesterday I was asked where my parents are. I said, "Getting milk."

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Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?

Because the home button does not work.