Worst Jokes Ever
What is white and 9 inches?
Nothing.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because it's all about family!
I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.
Doctor: I’m sorry, I can’t see you today.
Orphan: Oh, how about tomorrow?
Doctor: No, I can’t ever see you.
Orphan: Why?
Doctor: Because I’m a family physician.
What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
Scientists say a banana a day is great for the colon.
But you gotta eat it!
What is another word for a bagel? 🥯
Jewish doughnut ✡️ 🍩👏 👏 👍 👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 😋 🏆 🎖
What do gay men and drug dealers have in common?
They both get a lot of crack.
What did one twin say to the other?
"Watch out for the plane!"
What do you call a mean cow?
Beef jerky.
If a woman’s version of marriage is "happy wife, happy life," but statistically men are more likely to kill themselves, so who should be making who happy?
Then a man’s is "happy husband, don’t get bludgeoned."
Why did the blonde snort artificial sweetener?
She thought it was diet coke.
What is Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country.
Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it.
What's the difference between milk and a cancer patient?
There's none, they both don't age well.
What do a plastic bag and Jeffery Epstein have in common?
They're both dangerous to children.
What do Jews and Black people have in common?
Living off welfare checks.
I sleep in a castle once every 2 weeks.
It's my fort knight.
Why was the calf afraid?
Because she was a cow-herd.