Worst Jokes Ever
How do pedophiles follow the law?
They drive it slow in the school zone.
So in prep class, the students were asked to write a letter to their grandparents for Grandparents Day.
Little Johnny's friend, Little Sally, wrote things like, "Thank you," and, "You are so nice!" And Little Johnny goes, "What are you doing? You got it wrong!" So Sally says, "What do you mean? It's a letter." Little Johnny says, "Why did you do it like that? Just write a letter from the alphabet like the teacher said!" Then he says, "I wrote a J to remind them of me!"
Are butt cheeks one word, or should I spread them apart?
Yo mom's so fat that she wakes up on both sides of the bed.
Bob the builder took one look at you and said, "Nah, I can’t fix that!"
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang.
The peanut gained confidence and finally came out of its shell.
No pine, no gain!
A pecan is motivated because pe-can do anything.
If you play FNF, I play a game because he has two balls, boi.
Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-Myers it.
They never told us Humpty was an egg. A man died then!
You're all gay. HEHEHE!
What’s the difference between McDonald’s and 9/11?
One is a drive through; the other is a fly through.
I troll under different usernames. I'm a bit all over the place mentally.
Run on a sandpaper floor-treadmill hybrid in a medium sized room for 24 hours. It will be fun!
Why couldn’t the principal call the orphan's parents?
Because he doesn’t have any.
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Kid.""Kid who?""Kidnap you!"
Q: What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
A: Nothing, they just waved! 🙃
What's long and black?
The line at Popeyes.