Worst Jokes Ever
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
They laughed at my drawing, so I laughed at their chalk outline.
My crush rejected me 2 years ago, and I still have never moved on. I'll be over her when a train is over me.
You learn from mistakes!
That's why you're an only child!
Yo mama so fat,
Donald Trump himself tried to use her as his border wall in 2016.
Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"
Why does an orphan go to a sewer?
So it can wash up.
A brother and sister were hanging out, and the brother was sad, so the sister asked why. The brother replies with, "I think I need to break up with you!"
How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"
Why did the mailman come to the house?
To come back with the milk.
Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.
Yo mama so stupid, she failed a survey.
Yo mama so fat, she stepped on earth and the earth cracked.
Me explaining my child: when your mom is sitting on a table during her period, it's called the periodic table.
Me: Knock knock. Bestie: Who's there? Me: Ben. Bestie: Ben Dover? Me: No, Ben vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx. Bestie: Omg how did I forget, hi vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx!
*Titanic was sinking.*
Passenger: Hey, captain, how far away are we?
Captain: Two miles.
Passenger: Which way are we going?
Captain: Down.
What did they call Hitler when he swam?
Adolfin.
Who hates going to a pizza party?
A weirdough.
What's something that 9/10 people enjoy? A gangbang.