Worst Jokes Ever
When Helen Keller tries singing the national anthem at the Super Bowl,
Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa.
What did the Twin Towers say to each other?
Sorry if that offended anyone.
“I guess we are going down together!”
Them: What's on your arm?
Me: I'm training to breathe fire ;)
Have you guys heard about the crazy shadow glitch in the game Sonic X? Just google "Sonic X Shadow."
What do you call an Asian who gets a B?
It's not a B-sian.
Dead.
Guys, I promise I’m not suicidal, I just like dark things.
*proceeds to walk around the house with headphones in and stare at the ceiling while laying down on the couch*
Why did God create women before men?
He didn’t want any advice on how to do it.
What is the number one song played in Columbine High? Smells Like Teen Spirit.
What is the most common crime in Asia?
Identity fraud.
What's the difference between a dead person and a walkie-talkie?
A dead person does not walkie or talkie.
My wife hates that I have no sense of direction.
So I packed up my stuff and went right.
What's something that 9/10 people enjoy? A gangbang.
Q) What’s the difference between a baby and a sweet potato?
A) About 400 calories.
When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.
Yo mama so big, her belt size said "equator."
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome. I wanted my first time to be special.
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
Yo mama is so fat, when she wore yellow, the kids thought they missed the bus.
If an Indian had powers, it would be throwing tika masala.
What do u call a Muslim praying: Allahu akbar.