Worst Jokes Ever

Run on a sandpaper floor-treadmill hybrid in a medium sized room for 24 hours. It will be fun!

Bunger got me like:

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Were you born on the highway? 'Cause that's where most accidents happen.

The F in "I'm orphan" stands for family.

But there is no F.

You're so ugly that when your mama had you, she tried to give you away, but there was nowhere to give you.

You're so full of shit that the toilet's jealous.

I got up one day; my neighbor was in my house and was going to take me and my mom out. I showed my mom and my neighbor a trick. They both liked it. I asked my neighbor, "Do you know any tricks?" He said, "Yes, in matter of fact, I could tell you what your mom had for breakfast." I said, "How?" Well, my neighbor licked my mom's ass and ate her pussy out in front of me. He told me my mom had pancakes. So we were in the car; I asked my neighbor, "How did you know what my mom had pancakes for breakfast?" My neighbor said, "Well, that is what your mom made me while we were waiting for you to get up."

Don’t feel bad about this day because there’s a saying: "Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present."

Trevor is a bitch.

Q: What did the ocean say to the other ocean?

A: Nothing, they just waved! 🙃

What's long and black?

The line at Popeyes.

I will be back, I'm gonna get milk...

Me:...

Your mama's so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, you can see Micah.

"9/11 people" say that jet fuel cannot melt steel beams.

I wasn't close to my dad when he died.

Which was good, he died to a landmine.

What's the difference between a bird and a fly?

A. A bird can fly, but a fly cannot bird.

What’s the difference between a fruit and an orphan? One gets chosen :)

My sister thinks she's sooooo smart. She said that the only food that makes you cry is onions, therefore I threw a coconut at her.

Why do orphans have to get an iPhone 12?

Because it doesn’t have a home button.

Where do mermaids get a job?

At the kelp wanted station.