Worst Jokes Ever
Q) What’s the difference between a baby and a sweet potato?
A) About 400 calories.
What is an orphan's favorite beer?
Fosters.
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome. I wanted my first time to be special.
When ordering food at a new restaurant, my wife asked the waiter what they do to prepare their chicken.
“Nothing special,” he explained. “We just tell them they’re going to die.”
What's the last thing to go through a fly's head as it hits the windshield of a car going 80 mph? Its butt.
Why did the orphan sit alone in the corner?
They wanted some family time.
Why can't people in Africa have medicine?
Because you cannot have pills on an empty stomach.
He said he like Neymar so HIT THAT BOY LIKE FROM THE BACK!
I have a fish that can breakdance, but only for 20 seconds and only once.
What do you call a baby on the battlefield?
Free shield!
What do you call a girl furry?
A pussy cat.
What do you call a blind and illiterate military leader?
Winston Churchill.
A man marries a blonde chick, lives a happy life together, and the man asks his wife if she wants kids. She says "yes".
So, a couple of years go by, and they have one boy and one girl. They go to school, go home with their report cards, and the dad asks what their grades were. The son says he's not doing well, same with the daughter. They ask why they're doing so bad in school, and the dad replies with "ask your mother that question!"
Where do you buy cows in bulk?
At the stock market.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t run to home.
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
Your hairline is like Quandel Dingle, it's so goofy!
Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.
I got a toaster for my birthday and said, "Yay, new bath bomb!"
What did the tree say to the emo kid? Wanna hang?