Worst Jokes Ever
Guess what you get when you cross a dark side and your king?
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
Your mom is so fat, she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D. (Obesity).
My ex-wife misses me, but her aim is getting better.
What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?
A wheel dealer.
I'm looking for the bartender.
Person named Bart:
Why have there been so many deaths around the world?
Trees and ropes.
My mom is bad and my dad is bad.
I'd give you a nasty look, but you've already got one.
I saw a kid in a wheelchair and I screamed, "EXTREME PARKOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Imagine if the kid in a wheelchair was in Fast and Furious. His wheelchair is the only one that keeps him going.
Scientists are trying to find a cure for anorexics. It should be a piece of cake!
Why did he die? He forgot to get a new GPU for his new PC.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
Runner beans.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they are all crying in a dark corner.
Wanna hear two short jokes and one long one?
joke, joke, jooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooke.
Hey, can you tell that a blonde likes you? She only gives you two nights in a row.
The CCP should be pleased. COVID is the longest thing to have ever been made in China.
How do you call a cute door?
A-door-able.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
How does the skeleton call his friends? With a tele-bone.