Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call two Chinese lesbians?
Two can't chew.
What do you say to a woman in a wheelchair with no arms or legs?
"Nice tits."
Why is Penaldo's favorite club Real Mallorca?
Because it reminds him of Kathryn Mallorca🥵
There are three Mexicans in a car. Who's driving?
The cop!
I’m not calling you a slut, I’m calling you a penny.
Two-faced, worthless, and in everyone’s pants!
How do you get a white girl to suck your dick?
Put ranch dressing on it.
People say that Pakistan is a terrorist nation...
Guys, it's not true, even Osama bin Laden lived there peacefully for 6 years.
What do you call a deaf and blind axe murderer?
Helen Killer.
If a man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, does a lesbian couple need a liquor license to get married?
I gave a blind kid a hand grenade and told him it's a beyblade.
It's a joke, not a dick. Don't take it so hard.
What is the difference between a baby and a sweet potato?
About 140 calories.
I woke up to my daughter riding me in bed. I asked, "What are you doing?" She replied, "Making a Creampie."
One of the most popular documentaries of the 2010’s was “Jiro Dreams of Sushi.”
One of the least popular documentaries was “Jiro’s Nightmare of Ass-Rape.”
Q: What did Donald Trump say after America gave him the boot?
A: What am I supposed to do with one boot?
Yo mama so ugly a rapist wouldn't even touch her with a barge pole.
I have big balls, said the kid holding two soccer balls.
You might think these jokes are plane.
What happened when the cheetah took too many baths?
He became spotless!!!
If a man kills a kid, it's called Murder.
If a woman kills a kid, it's called Reproductive Rights.