Worst Jokes Ever
Why does that kid have to stay in that orphanage?
He should just go to his mom and dad!
Man #1: Pretend your age is a level, I am Level 20.
Man #2: My son died at level 4.
Man #1: Lol, your son is a noob.
What did the bomber say to the jet?
"Sorry bro, I gotta bomb."
*WAIT NO-*
What's a knife's favorite person?
The victim.
Why is it everyone wants to rub a pregnant woman's stomach but never the man's balls where the baby actually came from and the real ones that deserve the congratulations?
Why did the alarm go off when the emo and his friends left the store when they checked everything out?
The emo forgot to roll his sleeves up.
What's the difference between a bird and a kid on the roof?
The bird can fly off the roof.
Why are pedophiles good at playing guitar?
Because they are good at fingering A minor.
How to commit arson:
1. Burn down an orphanage.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.
What do you call a bunch of bald paki in a swimming pool? Coco pops.
What does a tornado need when it has multiple sclerosis?
A hurri-CANE.
Denki: Hey Mineta, I have a joke.
Mineta: ...go on...
Denki: Ochako's booty.
Mineta: I don't get it?
Denki: Exactly.
Mineta: *cries T_T*
I made a house for orphans and...
they had no clue how to use it.
What do a pimp and a farmer have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business.
I always wanted to go to the store as a kid because I always wanted to look for my dad that went to go get the milk, but I could never find him.
Satan and the devil are alter egos.
Which book takes an extreme turn and has an incredible plot twist?
- The math book. Suddenly letters appear in the calculations...
Rape isn't a joke.
It's a type of way of making friends and to mate with other women.
It's a way of art, and works on anybody!
Like this if you agree.
What's 12 inches long, red, and when I force feed it to my wife, she cries?
Her miscarriage.