Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so fat, when she went swimming, they found water on Mars!
Why can’t orphans play poker?
Because they don’t know what a full house is! 🥵🥵👴😂🔫😈💀💀💀💀💀💀
George Floyd was in a TV show fresh Prince with no air
I did a ton of work, a skele-ton.
Why don't teachers give orphans homework? Because they can't go home...
I was about to change my password to Fire-Fist Ace... but apparently it was too weak.
What happened when the man died? Yes.
What did the grape say when the fox stepped on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
What will die immediately instead of having to suffer torture on the spike of a Judas cradle? A Geometry Dash icon.
Why does Lincoln like Ronnie Anne?
She is the only one that calls me "lamo."
POV: 11:07 PM At night, reading these when you notice that, like everyone else, you have no life.
Why is Ronnie Anne in love with Lincoln? Because he has a fat nugen.
Why can’t an Orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
My stepdad took me to work, and he told me I could climb trees.
I woke up in a hospital. Wait, did I mention that my stepdad was a lumberjack?
Why doesn't the pirate go to the strip club?
Because he has ALL of the booty!
Mr. Smith lived in an apartment. In the apartment, he went to the elevator and went to the 16th floor. Then he went to the 21st floor by 5 stairs every morning. Why did he do that?
Because he was too short! So he pressed the highest button he could and walked to his apartment.
What type of phones do orphans have?
IPhone XR—it has no home button.
If you try to fail and you succeed, which one did you do?
What is the difference between Harry Houdini and everyone else in my life? Harry was the only person not to disappear.
Why couldn’t the kid play baseball? Because he couldn’t find home.