Worst Jokes Ever
Your mom is so ugly when she tried to enter the ugly contest, they said they don't allow professionals.
Big, ugly, and very weird.
Why is it okay to bully an orphan?
It’s not like they could tell their parents.
Why do orphans go to church?
It's the only place where they can call someone "father."
So, if Russia was the motherland and Germany was the fatherland, what does that mean?
The Western Front is domestic violence.
Hello! Why did the duck cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken!
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth pics!
What does a knife have but not my life...
A point.
Want to know how a joke becomes a dad joke? Just wait for it to leave you and never come back.
Why did the orphan cry when he got back home?
Because he did not have one.
What do you call a parent that is pregnant?
Buy one, get one free.
What did the Indian say when he bumped into someone else?
"Sari."
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and a book?
A book has papers.
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
For centuries the Catholic Church censored everything that wouldn‘t fit with their teachings. You know what I call that?
"Chancel culture!"
An Indian has a seat between two Pakistani's on board an airplane.
It's quite obvious to each of the three men where they are from. The Indian asks, "Pardon me gentleman, you wouldn't mind me sitting between you, do you? This is my seat, after all."
The Pakistanis look at each other, and then look back at him. One of them smiles and says, "Not at all! After all, Pakistanis and Indians are brothers! Are we not?"
The Indian is delighted at how warm and friendly they are, and he takes his seat. Shortly the plane takes off and the three guys are just chilling until the Indian says, "You know it's going to be a long ride and I am getting thirsty. Brothers, can I get any of you like a drink?" Then one of them says, "Yes brother, I would like a Coke!"
The Indian slips off his shoes and walks barefoot to where the stewardess is at, and when the Indian is out of view, one of the Pakistanis spits into his shoe. The Indian comes back and gives him a Coke.
Then the other Pakistani says, "You know what brother? I would also like a Coke too!" The Indian happily obliges, and as soon as he is out of view, he also spits in his shoe before the Indian gives him a Coke.
Finally, the Indian slips on his shoes and suddenly realizes how wet they are. He shakes his head and says, "Brothers! Why must we do this to each other, spitting in each other's shoes and peeing in each other's Cokes?"
Surveys show that 80% of women who wear yoga pants never do yoga.
And 100% of men don’t care.
Why do women wear panties with flowers on them?
In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there.
Teacher: How much is a gram?
Tyronne: Uhmm, depends on what you need.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?