Worst Jokes Ever

Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.

Your mama's so fat when she sat on the toilet, the toilet said, "A, B, C, D, E, F, G, get your fat ass off of me!"

I’ll never forget my father’s last words to me just before he died: “Are you sure you fixed the brakes?”

Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.

What is a orphan's favorite song?

"We Are Family."

I got in trouble at school today because I told the teacher at school with COVID to stay positive.

What did the pedestrian say after he saw the twin towers fell?

JENGA!!!!

You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.

Why did he quit the internet?

People kept on (rick) rolling him.

I saw a kid crying in the corner. I asked them where their parents are. Man, I love working at an orphanage!

The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"

My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.

Zelensky: I'm begging for Russian forces to withdraw from the whole of Ukraine.

Putin: Crimea river.

Why am I so successful?

When I was told to go big or go home, I only had one option.

Chuck Norris is so immortal, even he killed Death.

Thanks to an unfortunate typo, it's the most one-sided action movie ever.

Alen vs. Predator.

Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost both towers.

A guy tried to suffocate himself with his BMW exhaust, but his engine failed.

This is the first time German engineering fails to gas someone.

Your hairline is pushed back farther than G.T.A. 6.

James Bond: Vodka martini.

Bartender: Shaken, not stirred.

James Bond: Do I look like I give a damn?