Worst Jokes Ever
Abortion is wrong because God wanted the baby to be alive.
Miscarriages are okay because God did not want the baby to be alive.
I’d tell you a Chinese joke, but it’s wong.
When I was a little boy, I had this dream. I was eating a giant marshmallow.
When I woke, I was being sexually abused.
Who needs April Fool's when your life is a joke?
God died for your sins, so basically if you don't sin then Jesus died for nothing.
What do girls and rocks have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
Why did an orphan go on Google Maps?
To try and find their parents.
Roblox Talent Shows be like:
Host: Next Up is Bob!
Bob: Hi! I'll be singing Pian-
*Buzzing Noises*
Judges: You suck!
Bob: I'm reporting!
*Bob get's kicked from the server*
What did one squirrel say to the other? "Do you have any nuts?"
What restaurant does Africa own? M.T. Bellies.
My aunt worked as a human cannonball.
I'm not sure if she was good at it until she got fired.
I tell orphan jokes like there ain’t no parents around.
Why don't Bald Eagles like fast food? It always runs away!
What color would the confetti be at a baby shower in 2025?
Orange because they're having a they/them baby.
A Chinese couple had a black baby and named it Sum Ting Wong.
What’s positive in Africa?
HIV/AIDS.
I wanna tell you a scary math joke, but I'm too squared to tell you.
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
Why does NASA only serve Coke?
Because they can't get Seven-Up!
When you get a pop-up book of the Qur'an and it just explodes as soon as you turn the page XD.