Worst Jokes Ever
Q: What happens when emos make out?
A: They don't; they just hang out.
What did the terrorist think to himself seconds before hitting the tower?
"Did I leave the stove on?"
Why couldn't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home! 😂
I'm not completely useless; I can be used as a bad example.
What is a fish’s 🐟 favorite game?
Salmon Says!
I finally got a girlfriend.
Her name is Remington Model 32.
What do you say to a kid in a trash compactor?
You looking a little square.
The lines on the pride flag are straighter than me.
What's the advantage of being a grade A paedophile? You know it's not period blood.
What is a group of singing terrorists called? A Taliband.
Last week a girl asked me for sex. I had to disappoint her… so I said yes.
What do you call 2 nudists in Africa?
Naked and Afraid.
Hey! My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing to this day!
They say we will have eternal life when Jesus is no longer coming.
Why are handicap signs blue? Because they're all Crips. (sorry)
How do you bury a prostitute?
In a Y-shaped coffin.
My dad died in the 9/11 attack. He was a good pilot.
Paul Walker made a new wrap cover, it's called "Flying Through the Windshield," and the song's name is "Crossing the Street."
What do we want? A cure for obesity.
When do we want it? After lunch.