Worst Jokes Ever
Pass me the sugar, Sugar!
Pass me the honey, Honey!
Pass me the teabag!
Anyone on this app is homeless and has no point in life. Well, I'm on this app 24/7, so do I have no point in life 24/7, or am I just weird and unwanted?
There was a boy who owned a dog, who was walking while wearing headphones.
Upon entering a park, he saw a sign that read, "DOGS MUST HAVE LEAD". He continued into the park, and became immersed in the music.
After leaving the park 20 minutes later and turning around for the first time in a while to remove the lead, the sight of his now-dead, freshly-poisoned dog reminded him of the importance of heteronyms.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite movie?
The Boy in the Plastic Bubble? Why? The boy who was in the bubble.
Did you hear? There is a new toy for boys ages 2-10. It's called Jackson. A tiny white doll, with black Jackson. Get it while supplies last.
Q. Why did the pimp buy a journal?
A. To organize his thots.
What does a gay guy and an ambulance have in common?
They both get loaded from the rear and go...woo woo woo.
I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.
Why did the telemarketer cross the road?
I don't know.
I don't know either, but I hope there was a car coming.
For centuries the Catholic Church censored everything that wouldn‘t fit with their teachings. You know what I call that?
"Chancel culture!"
What does Michael Jackson say when he gets hard? Ow!
I should probably stop making jokes about bulimia. They just leave a bad taste in my mouth.
I'm not saying you're annoying. But if rectal herpes were a person, it would be you.
World leaders are so old, they've got nostalgia for the Cambrian explosion.
What do you call a black man in the army in camo? Incogneggo.
Why can't you kill a hooker?
Because they're dead inside anyway.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it’s in the middle of 9/11.
USA: "Never forget 9/11."
Brits: "What happened on the 9th of November?"
The media's relationship with Hillary is just like Bill's relationship with Hillary. The relationship is unwanted and forced, and they'll move on to the next person any chance they get.
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One to trust and the other to thrust.