Worst Jokes Ever
What is the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
A Thai woman ran into a wall. What does she break?
Her boner.
What is the worst part about making an Asian girl squirt?
She charges you for extra sauce!
What is the difference between a broom and a mop?
It’s hard to beat my girlfriend when she’s holding the mop.
Your mom is so stupid that she thought LGBTQ was a sandwich.
What was the comment that Vice President Harris said in the United States Senate when a blue dog democrat in the United States Senate called Vice President Harris a bitch?
Kibbles 'N Bits!! Kibbles 'N Bits!! I is going to get me some Kibbles 'N Bits!!
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
What do you do to a deaf girl after you’re done fucking her?
Break her fingers so she can’t tell anyone.
I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.
I guess you can say she had me in a trans.
Sparkling water was invented by Germans. Who else would add gas?
Is it OK to tell a Covid patient to stay positive?
What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.
That one depressed friend.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.
My mom is bad and my dad is bad.
What is cold and alone?
An orphan's parent.
Delyla is a bitch.
Scientists are trying to find a cure for anorexics. It should be a piece of cake!
Why did he die? He forgot to get a new GPU for his new PC.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
Runner beans.