Worst Jokes Ever
Here’s one for the Aussies: What’s the difference between an echidna and a police car? All the pricks are on the inside.
What do you call sweaty titties?
Humititties.
I'm playing a game of HANGMAN. Is there an 'S' or a 'C'?
MIKE PEN__E??
Aren't paraplegics just plegics who can fly?
I don't know, I don't have one.
Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause gas prices were too high!
Yo mom's so fat that she wakes up on both sides of the bed.
Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-Myers it.
They never told us Humpty was an egg. A man died then!
You're all gay. HEHEHE!
Why couldn’t the principal call the orphan's parents?
Because he doesn’t have any.
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Kid.""Kid who?""Kidnap you!"
Bunger got me like:
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Were you born on the highway? 'Cause that's where most accidents happen.
Why did the man cut down the tree? Because it was there. 👨🪚🌲
Why didn't the man cut down the tree? Because it wasn't there. 😕🪚!?️
Why did the tree cut down the man? Because it was a bad tree. 🌲🪚😮
The peanut gained confidence and finally came out of its shell.
If you play FNF, I play a game because he has two balls, boi.
Just ask for a hotspot on September 9, 2001, you'll know.
Yo hairline so far back, it oversaw the creation of the earth!
Yeah, Eli is hot.