Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the lonely fish get a detention? Because he left the school.
When you know you have a gay friend, but you find out that they like you!
I made a website for orphans.
There’s no homepage.
Wanna hear two short jokes and one long one?
joke, joke, jooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooke.
A Scouser at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer-by, "What time is it, mate?"
An American replies, "That's a mad accent, where are you from?"
The Scouser says, "Liverpool."
The American says, "Oh, what state is that in?"
The Scouser looks around and says, "About the same state as this, mate, but what time is it?"
What part of a vegetable can't you eat? The wheelchair.
Mother, father, and a son. Father purchased a robot that can detect lies. The robot slaps when you lie.
During dinner time: Father: Son, what have you done today? Son: I watched Netflix, Dad. Robot: Stood up and slapped the son! Son: Okay! Okay! I watched porn, Dad. Dad: What? You watched porn? You are only 14! I never knew porn till I was 18 years of age. Robot: Stood up and slapped the Dad! Mother: Started to laugh and said "Sure he is your son!" Robot: Stood up and slapped the mother!
Hehe
Where do you buy cows in bulk?
At the stock market.
My dad is now a milkman.
Now I have over 50 brothers and sisters.
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
What's the difference between a blind person and an orphan?
They both can't see their parents.
Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said, "Hey man, boing, are you sentient, too?"
The other one said, "I’m sapient, you are sentient!"
BOINGZINGA!?!
Your hairline is like Quandel Dingle, it's so goofy!
I got a toaster for my birthday and said, "Yay, new bath bomb!"
What did the tree say to the emo kid? Wanna hang?
Parent: My parents never attended my birthdays.
Birthday girl: Oh wow!
Parent: Anyone missing?
Birthday girl: Your parents.
Worst joke Ever: What do you call a fat kom? A FAT MOM! LALALALLA!
Your hairline goes so far back that it had dinner with Jesus.
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A girl went to the doctor. The doctor said she had one year to live. She shot the doctor, and the judge gave her 15 years.
DARK ALERT********
Once you’ve seen a shopping center, you’ve seen a mall.