Worst Jokes Ever
What are the subtitles when a disabled person speaks in a movie?
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I don't like making Kobe jokes... they always crash and burn.
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
Heyo, my children, hope you haven't forgotten about our cult!
What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples get picked.
Why did he quit the internet?
People kept on (rick) rolling him.
Fat person: "Hey, what's up?"
Friend: "Your blood pressure!"
How do you get a white girl to suck your dick?
Put ranch dressing on it.
My son came to me depressed, so I pointed to the spare bedroom and said, "Hang in here, son."
Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority? Because they don’t like dicks.
I was thrown out of the charity food kitchen on my first night of volunteering.
All I said was, "Hurry up, some of us got homes to go to..."
If an Indian had powers, it would be throwing tika masala.
My mother-in-law would have been on one of the planes that crashed on 9/11.
Had I known in advance, I would have bought her the ticket.
Scientists say a banana a day is great for the colon.
But you gotta eat it!
What is another word for a bagel? 🥯
Jewish doughnut ✡️ 🍩👏 👏 👍 👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 😋 🏆 🎖
I gave a blind kid a hand grenade and told him it's a beyblade.
Doctor: "I am so sorry, I cannot see you today."
Orphan: "Oh, okay. What about tomorrow?"
Doctor: "No, I can't see you ever."
Orphan: "Why?"
Doctor: "Because I am a family doctor."
I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.
I guess you can say she had me in a trans.
What is better to have, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.