Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a blind and illiterate military leader?
Winston Churchill.
Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?
Yeah, it went on and on.
If you got a priest, a Rhodes scholar, and a politician in a room, what would you get?
The Royal Commission.
Alternatively, Tony Abbott.
A Russian wedding should be called a Soviet Union.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he could call someone Father.
What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising flour.
Follow for candy, kids.
Like for pizza, kids.
Comment for kids.
A male unexploded landmine was in love with a female unexploded landmine, and he said to her...
"Hey, baby, we should bang sometime!"
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
When a wheelchair kid bends over, wheelchair kid goes “ohhahahhahhahahahahal!”
What do you call an Indian that came home late?
A curfew muncher.
I heard there was a kidnapping.
Don't worry, he woke up in the back of a van.
It was his father's friend who was a priest.
He was just bringing him to church.
I threw a gay person into a fire. Now we call him LGBBQ.
I told an orphan there were 363 days in a year.
What do you call a rich Chinese child?
"Ching Ching..."
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Me: Knock knock. Bestie: Who's there? Me: Ben. Bestie: Ben Dover? Me: No, Ben vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx. Bestie: Omg how did I forget, hi vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx!
*Titanic was sinking.*
Passenger: Hey, captain, how far away are we?
Captain: Two miles.
Passenger: Which way are we going?
Captain: Down.
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