Worst Jokes Ever
On 9/11, the New Yorks lost to the Jets.
"It's not a war crime if you win the war."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Your mama so fat, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.
One day I threw a boomerang...
Now I live in constant fear.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he had someone to call Father.
What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
I’m Zaptos intolerant!
My ex is like AIDS! I can't get rid of him.
What does a lawyer defending a killer and a password have in common? They're case sensitive.
Why was everybody so tired on April 1st? Because they just finished a March of 31 days!
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?
Ian.
Wow, my own joke. Category: I problem won’t remember this.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Boo.
"Boo who?"
It's just a joke, no need to cry!
What's in a man's mouth when he realizes he's gay?
A dick.
Welcome to the Fast Food Divorce Center where yesterday's lies are today's fries.
Are you my fish? Because you're supposed to be dead.
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.
Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?
'Cause they're dark.
"Discuss the synopsis of this poem: My Friend Billy Has A Ten-Foot Willy."
My BFF asked me: "You know why it took Carlos 3 days to move on?"
I said: "Why?"
My BFF says: "Well, it's because he was already cheating!"
I said: "KNEW IT!"
Two friends were walking in a forest. They started to fight.
A cannibal came and shouted, "Food fight!"