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Worst Jokes Ever
Why couldn’t the principal call the orphan's parents?
Because he doesn’t have any.
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Kid.""Kid who?""Kidnap you!"
Why was the piano waiting at the front door?
Because it forgot which key to use!
What do you call a dinosaur with a cowboy hat and cowboy boots?
A Tyrannosaurus Tex.
Why didn’t the cat cross the road?
Answer: Because it’s a scaredy-cat.
Why do all orphans have iPhone 10-12?
They don't have a home button.
Old woman: You are such a darling child. Please come and see me again next year.
A year later, as child walks up to the door of the old lady's house...
Old woman: Oh my! Goodness sakes, child! Have you grown, or have I shrank???
Child: Both.
Why can’t an orphan play online games?
They don’t have their parents' input.
I got my husband a fridge for his birthday. His face lit up when he opened it.
Why did the orphan fail all his classes?
He couldn’t do his homework.
Q: What does encyclopedia mean by cut them in triple?
A: Encyclopedia, more like "An Cyclone Media!"
What happened when the depressed person waved at a tree?
It left him hanging.
Run on a sandpaper floor-treadmill hybrid in a medium sized room for 24 hours. It will be fun!
Bunger got me like:
😂 Face with Tears of Joy Emoji - Emojipedia https://emojipedia.org › face-with-tears-of-joy A yellow face with a big grin, uplifted eyebrows, and smiling eyes, each shedding a tear from laughing so hard. Widely used to show something is funny or...
Were you born on the highway? 'Cause that's where most accidents happen.
The F in "I'm orphan" stands for family.
But there is no F.
You're so ugly that when your mama had you, she tried to give you away, but there was nowhere to give you.
You're so full of shit that the toilet's jealous.
I got up one day; my neighbor was in my house and was going to take me and my mom out. I showed my mom and my neighbor a trick. They both liked it. I asked my neighbor, "Do you know any tricks?" He said, "Yes, in matter of fact, I could tell you what your mom had for breakfast." I said, "How?" Well, my neighbor licked my mom's ass and ate her pussy out in front of me. He told me my mom had pancakes. So we were in the car; I asked my neighbor, "How did you know what my mom had pancakes for breakfast?" My neighbor said, "Well, that is what your mom made me while we were waiting for you to get up."
