Worst Jokes Ever
Ooohhh look, an orphan! Let's go beat him up.
Why did the golfer change his pants?
Because he got a hole in one!
What's the difference between a golf ball and a G-spot?
A man will actually look for the golf ball.
What is a pedophile's favorite piano note?
A Minor.
Why don’t Pakis play football? Because they only hold onto balls attached to prepubescent boys' cocks.
Your hairline is so far back I need binoculars to see it!
I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.
You also have to learn to say no. For example: "Would you like a piece of cake?" "No, I'd like two."
Windows could not connect to the Internet, would you like to search online for a solution to this problem?
Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.
The twins are falling down.
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?
That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
Yo mama so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Little Herobrine, I'm cumming in ur mom! Call me Saddam Hussein cuz I'm dropping rap bombs!!
What’s big and black on the road?
Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches don’t serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?
Elderly man: Can I get a discount, please? I fought in World War 2.
Cashier: Sure!
Elderly man: Danke.
I have a Twin Towers model in my room.
It got infested with jumping spiders.
What did Obama ask Trump?