Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so dumb, she went to the eye doctor to get an iPhone.
What does Jesus have in common with Pinocchio?
They believe their own lies.
Morbid jokes are just like girlfriends. Not everyone gets it.
"I have cancer," the doctor said. "I have 3 days to live," but I was like "fuck it" and killed him. The jury said, "I have life in prison." I shouted, "Yes!" He said, "Thank you, you saved my life!"
Why can't orphans celebrate Christmas?
Father Christmas left them.
What did one butt cheek say to the other?
"Together we can stop this shit!"
TommyInnit is a joke.
What did the kid who has no arms get for Christmas?
He couldn't even open it.
If my phone battery lasted as long as my relationship, I would never be able to play on my phone.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.
Why didn't the cows eat the lemon grass?
It made sour milk.
Where did little Lucy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One’s a Good Year, the other’s a great year.
What is a fish’s 🐟 favorite game?
Salmon Says!
Why couldn't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home! 😂
I'm not completely useless; I can be used as a bad example.
What did the bomber say to the jet?
"Sorry bro, I gotta bomb."
*WAIT NO-*
Mom! Mom! My classmates called me an orphan!
Why do orphans love chips?
Because they're all family sized.
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.
We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.