Worst Jokes Ever
Chuck Norris is so immortal, even he killed Death.
Why did an orphan kill ET?
To phone home.
My grandad broke his legs.
To cheer him up, I bought him a Walkman.
A man walked into a bar...
Ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zozo the hobo is single like a Pringle.
Single like a Pringle, and he loves Pringle's, get it?
What is black, white, and red all over?
A sunburnt zebra.
Where does a snowman keep his money?
In a snowbank.
I have a fish that can break dance. Only for about 20 seconds, and only once.
What did John Cena say to the blind kid? "You can't see me."
Crack me, break me, love me, and you ate me--egg.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it home.
What do bees like with sushi?
Wasabee.
What’s the name of the band in the gay bar?
A: Beers for Queers.
I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.
Because I am an orphan.
Why do orphans stay home alone?
Because they don't have parents.
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a disabled kid on fire?
Hot wheels.
Elmo in 2022 is called "Tickle My Balls Elmo."
A father bought his depressed son a new house, and then pointing at it, he said, "Hang in there, son!"
What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels!