Worst Jokes Ever
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would cut himself to death.
Roses are red,
Potatoes are brown,
Your mom's so hot,
I put her down.
Today I put the women’s rights book in the fantasy section of a library.
Did you see that Chinese man with no legs?
No, I'm blind.
Stop ruining my jokes.
Isn't that the Chinese man with no legs' fault?
It's not like He Go Ann Hi Weh.
If Asriel were Sans, would his theme be "Jokes and Memes"?
I would go suck some titties, but I’d rather die from being shot than cancer.
Why can’t orphans use a phone? Because they can't find the home button.
Why couldn't the orphan go on the school field trip?
Because it required a parent's signature.
Why don't orphans have any friends?
Because they don't have homies.
Why did the orphan cross the road? (Not to see his mom or dad.)
Your teeth are so yellow, you spit butter!
Orphans bake bread with what kind of flour?
Self-raising.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad left and never came back home with the milk.
What do you call a cripple convention? A salad.
Why did the doctor turn down the orphan?
He was a family physician.
We're taking the orphans to the movies. We are watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
Today when I looked in the mirror, I stopped and simply said: "It's ok, what's inside matters the most, right?"
Technoblade should have drank milk. Would have gotten rid of all his status effects!
Man: *steals drink*
Boy: bro😭😭
Man: Why are u crying over a drink?
Boy: That had drugs.
Man: ....