Worst Jokes Ever
Your mom checked for your hairline, but she could not find it.
What do you call a blind and illiterate military leader?
Winston Churchill.
Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?
Yeah, it went on and on.
If you got a priest, a Rhodes scholar, and a politician in a room, what would you get?
The Royal Commission.
Alternatively, Tony Abbott.
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
Lots of blood tests!
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he could call someone Father.
What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising flour.
The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.
I make weed disappear, what's your superpower?
Follow for candy, kids.
Like for pizza, kids.
Comment for kids.
"It's not a war crime if you win the war."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
One like and whatever you say in the comments I'll do, but one rule: it can only be 2-4 hours in or out of Gloucestershire and South Gloucestershire.
You're so poor you put paper cutlery in the dishwasher.
You went to the bed store asking for a water bed. They put a pillow and sheets on the ocean.
Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!
Sometimes I feel ugly, then remember I have a brother, then I feel better.
Me: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O.
My friend: What's that supposed to mean?
Me: O B C D.
Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.
They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!
P.S. My brother made this up when he had no meds... I almost died.
What does ATM stand for?
Answer: Amy’s Terrible Mom.
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