Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between a pig and a police officer?
The pig smells better.
What's overcrowded and uncomfortable?
My mind.
My friend showed me his broken finger, and I said, "JESUS!" He said his name is Jake.
Joe mama so fat, she fell on both sides of the bed.
What's the worst part about burning your vegetables before dinner?
Explaining what happened to the nursing home while you're hungry.
Teacher: Little Johnny, why are you late again?
Little Johnny: I had to be there for the birth of our first mixed cow, the white cow fell on the mud! (The teacher faints)
I have a little John.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
To be wanted.
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.
Here’s one for the Aussies: What’s the difference between an echidna and a police car? All the pricks are on the inside.
Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.
Why do laws forbid hoes from owning stocks in condom makers?
Answer: Insider trading.
The first ever picture of a black hole got released. It sucks.
This dad went out hunting, he killed a deer. He came home and he and his wife decided to have it for dinner but not tell their kids. Instead, they made them guess. The dad said, "It's something that daddy calls mommy." The little girl yells to her brother, "Don't eat it! It's an ass!"
Who's the Roblox YouTuber that always sees Among Us and says "stupid"?
If Hitler was in a car doing his salute, he would be saying, "Take the third right."
You look like the 0.01 percent of germs the Lysol didn't kill.
"Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."
- JFK
What do you get when you throw holy water on a cow?
A holy cow!
I saw a tree. I looked up, and there was an apple hanging. And then I said, "Wow, that guy is lucky!"