Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so stupid, she failed a survey.
Yo mama so fat, she stepped on earth and the earth cracked.
Me explaining my child: when your mom is sitting on a table during her period, it's called the periodic table.
An advantage of being an orphan: the teacher can't give you any homework.
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Yo mama is so fat, when she wore yellow, the kids thought they missed the bus.
If an Indian had powers, it would be throwing tika masala.
Sorry, what’s the quickest way to get to the hospital? Easy, just stand in the middle of a busy road.
Why did the orphan sit alone in the corner?
They wanted some family time.
Your momma so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man burst in the door, he said, "Oh no!"
What does an orphan and Spider-Man have in common?
They have no "why home" 👹
Your leg is straighter than James Charles.
What is a yellow dog Libertarian?
A yellow dog Libertarian is a Libertarian who is blindly loyal to the Libertarian Party, he or she who is a yellow dog Libertarian is a card carrying member of the Libertarian Party who would not vote for a progressive Democrat or a conservative Republican even if their life depended on it! 🐕 🗽
When you're born on 4/20/69...
Yo mama so fat, she likes long, romantic walks to the refrigerator.
What do you call a rich Chinese child?
"Ching Ching..."
Me: Knock knock. Bestie: Who's there? Me: Ben. Bestie: Ben Dover? Me: No, Ben vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx. Bestie: Omg how did I forget, hi vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx!
Hi! Welcome to Papa John's abortion clinic, where yesterday's meat is today's treat. How may I be of service?
What did they call Hitler when he swam?
Adolfin.
What does a rich person eat? 24 karats/carrots!