Worst Jokes Ever
What did the adopted poker player say?
"Will you raise me?"
My Dad said he got me from the shops, and I remembered what Grandpa said about him.
My mom and I went to a bank. Hard to say I never heard of it. The name is "Addison Banks."
LOL
What is the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman?
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
I always wanted to go to the store as a kid because I always wanted to look for my dad that went to go get the milk, but I could never find him.
What do a pimp and a farmer have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business.
Question: What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Answer: Dam.
What Did Iran Say To Oman?
"Oh man, I ran out of ideas!"
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What do you say to a kid in a trash compactor?
You looking a little square.
Why am I so fat? When I was younger my mother said I should be the bigger person.
Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices.
What's a knife's favorite person?
The victim.
I made a house for orphans and...
they had no clue how to use it.
What does a tornado need when it has multiple sclerosis?
A hurri-CANE.
Hey! My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
Orange you glad to see me?
I'm not completely useless; I can be used as a bad example.
What is a fish’s 🐟 favorite game?
Salmon Says!
Why couldn't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home! 😂