Worst Jokes Ever
My wife hates that I have no sense of direction.
So I packed up my stuff and went right.
Why do blonde prostitutes prefer blowjobs?
They hate it when you hand it to them.
What do you get when you mix alcohol with literature?
Tequila Mockingbird.
Have you guys heard about the crazy shadow glitch in the game Sonic X? Just google "Sonic X Shadow."
Them: What's on your arm?
Me: I'm training to breathe fire ;)
What do you call an Asian who gets a B?
It's not a B-sian.
Dead.
Guys, I promise I’m not suicidal, I just like dark things.
*proceeds to walk around the house with headphones in and stare at the ceiling while laying down on the couch*
Why did God create women before men?
He didn’t want any advice on how to do it.
What is the number one song played in Columbine High? Smells Like Teen Spirit.
Why can't people in Africa have medicine?
Because you cannot have pills on an empty stomach.
He said he like Neymar so HIT THAT BOY LIKE FROM THE BACK!
Kobe Bryant ain’t flying that well anymore.
I like Christmas.
It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys! :) yaaaaay 😁
Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce. Now suck that cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock. Now suck that cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock!
I would have a joke for my friend... but he can't afford the punchline.
What is Vladimir Putin's favorite song?
Answer: Crimea River!
I have a fish that can breakdance, but only for 20 seconds and only once.
Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.
What do you call a baby on the battlefield?
Free shield!
What do you call a girl furry?
A pussy cat.