Why don't orphans go to Family Dollar? They don't have a family to go with 'em.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why is an orphan crying about its family?
Because it can't "let it go."
Why did the orphan join the baseball team?
Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.
Why doesn't the pirate go to the strip club?
Because he has ALL of the booty!
Why can't you make fun of a bunny's head?
Because they have a hare-line.
If you try to fail and you succeed, which one did you do?
I done a thing where we have chat hangouts with people that like Gwen or just want to hang out, do stuff.
All people are invited!
We have a lot! Enjoy!
Your forehead is so big I could use it to get free TV.
What do they feed a gorilla in Paris?
Ape Suzettes.
The CCP should be pleased. COVID is the longest thing to have ever been made in China.
How do you call a cute door?
A-door-able.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
How does the skeleton call his friends? With a tele-bone.
A Story:
I lived in a small house. Behind my house was a big forest. If I went in the forest, then I heard scary sounds. That was very dreadful. I had a son. He was 9 years old. One day he went into the forest and did not come back. I called the police, but it couldn't help. I went looking. I really wanted my son Robby back. I missed him so! With a flashlight and compass, I went into the dark, eerie forest. Then the noises came again, but this time I also heard a scream. A scream from a nine year old child. It was Robby, certainly! I stopped in front of a tunnel.
Sequel follows...
"Freshfry, please leave me and prince alone! I never asked you to join our chat!"
China shouldn't play baseball because that would take out the whole world with one bat.
Why can’t orphans have Google Homes?
Because they don’t have a home.
I asked what was her favorite type of magic. She said, "the one you make."
What kind of hair do oceans have? Wavy.
My sad ass life.
