Worst Jokes Ever
I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.
Satan and the devil are alter egos.
They say we will have eternal life when Jesus is no longer coming.
What is an orphanage's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
"In chess, a queen can move in more directions than the king."
I mean, yeah, the chessboard looks like a kitchen floor, so-
What do we want? A cure for obesity.
When do we want it? After lunch.
Which book takes an extreme turn and has an incredible plot twist?
- The math book. Suddenly letters appear in the calculations...
POV you are drunk and telling jokes and no one is listening 😭😭😭
Today was the worst day of my life. My ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
I finally got a girlfriend.
Her name is Remington Model 32.
In memory of Michael Jackson, Starbucks and various other establishments are introducing the Jackson tea. It's 50 year old water, with a 7 year old tea bag.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
I’m becoming a litter bit more zebra everyday.
What present did the armless kid get for Christmas?
He got gloves. Ohh, sorry, he could never open the present.
Chiropractor: Final neck adjustment in 3, 2, 1. How did that feel?
Me: *silence*
Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because two "wongs" don't make a "white."
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
Paul Walker made a new wrap cover, it's called "Flying Through the Windshield," and the song's name is "Crossing the Street."
What's the difference between a bird and a kid on the roof?
The bird can fly off the roof.
How to commit arson:
1. Burn down an orphanage.