Worst Jokes Ever

Something you can say at a job interview and during sex:

"I’m here for the new position?"

When you ask the cashiers for the specials menu, and they bring out the autistic kid, blind kid, and Down syndrome kid.

How did the black woman name her 4 babies?

Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone.

How did she differentiate them?

She called them by their last names.

There is this celebrity everybody thought was so down to earth. That was until he hung himself.

Can I get a HOYA?

Everybody misses Xxxtentacion, but the bullet didn't...

What do women and pools have in common?

They both cost a lot of money to maintain for the amount of time you’re inside of them.

What kind of bee makes milk?

Boo Bees

Why did Billy fall off his bike?

Because his dad threw a chair at him.

Orphan: "Why can’t I watch a PG movie?"

Me: "They are Parental Guidance."

Why don't Chinese kids celebrate Christmas?

Because they make the toys.

What has four legs and one arm?

A Rottweiler in a children’s playground.

How do terrorists feed their babies?

Here comes the airplane...

HERE COMES THE SECOND ONE 👹

Expectation: "Brr, I’m cold!" "Here brother! I’ll give you my jacket, I don’t want you to be cold!"

Reality: "Brr, I’m cold!" "Well, damn bro, I can’t control the weather."

I just went on a date with a woman in a wheelchair.

I stood her up, which made her fall for me. At first it was a drag, but now we’re rolling.

Why was the Tower of Pisa always leaning?

Cuz it wanted better accuracy than the Twin Towers.

What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be 10 babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be one baby in ten trashcans.

I told my mother I wanted a brother for Christmas. The next day, I saw her in the strip club across the street.

My handicapped friend was getting bullied. I said, "Just stand up for yourself!"

Drop me in Afghanistan with a Dodge Challenger Super Stock, a Mexican named Jose, a 6 pack of Dr. Pepper, a golden SCAR, a pack of chimichangas, and an M4A1, and I'll have the Taliban saying the Pledge of Allegiance in 4 hours.