Worst Jokes Ever
Being an orphan isn't all bad. On the bright side, all your snacks are family-sized.
Why don't black lives matter anymore?
Because a harvester is more efficient at picking crops than slaves.
My sister's name is Coco, and one day she was funny, so I told her, "You coconut."
Turn the comments into a kindergarten fight.
Is your name suicide because I think about you all the time?
There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They were all trapped on an island, and the nearest shore was 50 miles away.
The redhead swam, trying to make it to the other shore. She swam 15 miles, drowned, and died.
The brunette swam 24 miles, drowned, and died.
The blonde swam 25 miles, got tired, and swam back.
Did you hear about the new sex doll they've invented for Muslims?
It blows itself up!!
I don’t think 9/11 jokes are funny... they just crash and burn.
Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.
A depressed kid takes a drink of water and someone takes it and takes a drink. "Oh come on, the train stopped, the rope broke, I couldn't get on the building, the gun was empty, the knife was dull, the bridge was too low, and the cliff was nonexistent, and now you took the poison!"
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Trick question, feminists don't change anything.
A woman approached me in the street the other day with one of those charity collection buckets and asked me: Do you know how often people die from AIDS?
I said: Now I'm no expert, but I think it's only once.
Your mom is so fat that if she sits on top of a gas station, she will lower the prices.
Dr. Fauci would be surprised to know that R. Kelly didn't catch COVID-19.
But since COVID is 19, it's too old for him.
Crappy joke warning: How does Spongebob have fun? He smokes seaweed.
Why did the sperm cross the road?
Because I put the wrong socks on this morning.
I told a kid his dad is a magician because he disappeared and never came back home.
Google is a woman because it doesn’t let you finish a sentence before it makes suggestions.
Do you think midgets start their childhood stories off with, "When I was little"?
What do masturbation and brain damage have in common? After a few strokes, there’s no going back.