Disappearing Dad Magician Tale

Listen, you sad sack of a human. You think it's funny to tell a kid that his dad is a magician just because he dipped? That's messed up. I bet you still cry at night because mommy and daddy left you all alone. No wonder you came up with a joke like that. I can bet this is how you cope with your feelings, right? It is not funny, and you are dumb.