Worst Jokes Ever
When you name yourself Twin Towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:
"Twin Towers" is on fire🔥
"Terrorist" is on a streak of 2.
What did the rope say to me?
"Hey there man, you wanna hang later?"
Is depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle.
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang on trees.
There's no "I" in team, but there is a "U" in cunt.
Are you depression? 'Cause you're always on my mind~
What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his ass.
What's the difference between an amateur thief and a professional thief?
The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, "Sign here please."
What is the part of school with all the autistic people called? Downtown.
if you ask an artist how to commit suicide, they will say a very creative way
I have a fear of speed bumps. But I am slowly getting over it.
Why is six afraid of seven?
Seven is a registered six-offender.
What's the difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos? The bar code on the emo kid gets longer every day.
What's the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag?
The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What do you call a Chinese man with a camera?
Phill Ming.
A boy is about to be sentenced for killing his parents. He begs the judge to spare his life. The judge asks for one good reason he should be shown any mercy. The boy replies, "I’m an orphan, your honor."
Why is 10 afraid? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
What is Mexico's favorite sport? Cross country.
My grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology." I said, "We will see about that," and I unplugged his life support.
People judge me because I'm quiet.
No one plans a massacre out loud.