Why do depressed people go to camp? To learn how to tie knots tighter.
Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a hot tub full of special ed students?
Vegetable Soup.
Did you know Cobain had dandruff? Yep. They found his head and shoulders all over the back of his couch.
What do you call a vegan slut?
A garden ho!
My wife thinks I'm immature, so I told her to get out of my fort.
You gotta give it to JD Vance. He is consistent; he is Putin his dick where it don't belong!
Well, somebody has to cushion the blow.
Why was baptism invented?
How else was a priest supposed to clean his sex toys?
How are Xbox servers like hookers? First they take my money, and then they go down on me.
Dad: School is canceled, I think your teacher died or something.
Me: Wow, they found the body already?
Dad: :/
Who was purple and wanted to rule the world?
Alexander the Grape.
Yo mama is so dumb, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
A woman can fake an orgasm for the sake of a relationship.
A man can fake a relationship for the sake of an orgasm.
I just read in the news that tons of Americans are sending their old clothes to poor people in Africa.
Seems like a waste of time in my opinion. I've never seen an African with a 52 inch waist.
What do you call a bus full of transgender men? T-Mobile.
The gayest person on Earth is Pac-Man.
You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
I saw a kid on the side of the road covered in rags and asked if he was an orphan. He said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
What do you think would fall to the ground first, an emo kid or a leaf?
The leaf. The rope would stop the emo kid.
When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say, “This boy always had a fat ass.”
OTHERS (MOTIVATED): If I had FLYING as a SUPERPOWER, FALLING would be the BEGINNING STAGE.
ME (DEPRESSED): OK, GOOD IDEA! LETS FALL OFF THE CLIFF AND FLY TO HEAVEN!!
What is Donald Trump's favorite game?
Fortnite. Because he can build walls for free.
