Worst Jokes Ever
Pokemon: Why did the Miltank cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
I’m Zaptos intolerant!
What's a chicken's deadliest day?
Friday.
Are you my fish? Because you're supposed to be dead.
What's an orphan's favorite store?
Home Depot.
Your forehead is so big even Mega Mind knew you were smarter.
Stephen Hawking shows up to a car meet-up.
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it home.
Okay, I'm going to be sharing a story that I never shared before... Look in the chat to see the whole story.
Why didn't the pirate want to play cards?
Because he was standing on the deck!
What do you get when you throw holy water on a cow?
A holy cow!
What’s the name of the band in the gay bar?
A: Beers for Queers.
What do bees like with sushi?
Wasabee.
Money and women are kind of the same thing for me; it comes and goes very easily.
Crack me, break me, love me, and you ate me--egg.
What's a cat's favorite color? Purrrple!
What does a lawyer defending a killer and a password have in common? They're case sensitive.
Why did the kid cry?
His dad didn't get the milk.
"My dick fell off in the shower!" suddenly a bright flash of white lights. You see God smiling at you. "Joseph, where is your wiener, little one?" He says, chuckling lightly.