Worst Jokes Ever
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Why did an old man fall in a well? Because he couldn’t see that well!
Why did the actor fall through the floorboards? They were going through a stage!
Why did a scarecrow win a Nobel prize? He was outstanding in his field!
Why are peppers the best at archery? Because they habanero!
What did the duck say after she bought chapstick? Put it on my bill!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
What did the three-legged dog say when he walked into a saloon? “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw!”
How do you tell the difference between a bull and a cow? It is either one or the udder!
What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint!
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is very heavy, the other is a little lighter!
Dude,
if you stab a cereal box, will that make you a cereal killer?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Di.
Di who?
See, easily forgotten.
What do you call an orphan? No home-o.
Here comes the airplane.
9/11 happens the next day.
Underground Fruit Association of N&C (UGFA)?
We’re bananas!
The F in orphans stands for family...
Why did the orphan try to get hurt?
Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.
He looks around, no one is there.
Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger?
It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.
I like my girlfriend's new secondary school uniform, I guess, but doesn’t beat her old primary school one. 😀
Why can't people in wheelchairs be gay? Cuz you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
Mom: I'm getting you a dog!
Me: OMG REALLY?!
Mom: Yeah, what gender do you want?
Me:...
Me: Bitch, please.
Dad: Here you go son, all your toys have gone to the orphanage.
Son: Why, Dad?
Dad: You would be bored there if there was not anything to do.
What does a Rubik's cube and a man's penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
If someone calls you dirty minded just say:
"You are dirty minded as well if you understand what I'm saying."
I heard a neat little trick you can use to have a public pool all to yourself. If you blow a whistle 3 times, everyone will just get out!
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How was the slice of cheese 🧀 doing in the kitchen?
Cheddar!