Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

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What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs, and sits in front of your door? Mat.

Today I told my sis, "Knock knock."

She said, "Who's there?"

I said, "I Eat eat my mop."

She said, "I eat mop poo instead of who."

We used to have Reagan, Jonny Cash, and Bob Hope. Now we have Biden, no cash, and no hope.

How do our brains remember that we forgot something, but we can't remember what that thing was?

Two terrorists walk into a bar.

The bartender asks what they are talking about. Terrorist 1 says, "We are going to kill 14k people and a donkey."

The Bartender asks, "Why a donkey?"

Then Terrorist 2 says, "See, I told you no one would care about the 14k people."

The worst comedians take 9 months to make a joke. Then they spend the rest of their lives trying to forget it.

Call me a worn-out sweater because I’m hanging on by a thread.

That’s about to become a rope around my neck.

I’ll never forget my father’s last words to me just before he died: “Are you sure you fixed the brakes?”