Worst Jokes Ever
I told my mom that I have a crush. She replied with: "So you like girls?" I said: "Uhm no no no." BUT I'm lesbian. Someone help, how do I tell her without her hitting me with a belt?
How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?
Give her a shovel.
There is a new kind of jock strap; it only holds one nut. It is called a Trump supporter.
Rape isn't a joke.
It's a type of way of making friends and to mate with other women.
It's a way of art, and works on anybody!
Like this if you agree.
What did the hooker say when she found out the cash she was paid with for services rendered was counterfeit?
I've been raped!
Did you hear about the gay choirboy?
He choked on his first hymn.
I gave a blind kid a hand grenade and told him it's a beyblade.
What's black and sits on top of a staircase?
Stephen Hawking's after a house fire.
It only takes 4 inches to please a woman.
And it doesn’t matter if it’s credit or debit.
What do you call a homosexual wrestler?
Gay Mysterio.
How do you know a woman is blind?
Because she can’t see the kitchen or the laundry.
What do a plastic bag and Jeffery Epstein have in common?
They're both dangerous to children.
I told my therapist I feel suicidal. He charged me in advance.
If a man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, does a lesbian couple need a liquor license to get married?
What do you call a Greek necrophiliac?
Con Fuckacarcass.
If a man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, does a lesbian couple need a liquor license to get married?
What do you say to a woman in a wheelchair with no arms or legs?
"Nice tits."
Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought someone else was ugly, but then I saw you.
Why is Penaldo's favorite club Real Mallorca?
Because it reminds him of Kathryn Mallorca🥵
Did you hear about the woman who put her husband’s ashes in a burrito?
He gets to tear that ass up one more time.