Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a murderer with two butts? An assassin.
Buy KFC = 1 more orphan in our fryers.
Hi, I gave a blind kid a gun. I told him it was a hairdryer.
What do you call a blind German? Someone who can't Nazi!
I bet emos get jealous when their phone dies.
Q: What did the porn actress say when she opened the door?
A: Make sure to come upstairs!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
If someone calls you dirty minded just say:
"You are dirty minded as well if you understand what I'm saying."
I don't think I'm allergic to this.
"Hotel Rwanda" has a high score on Rotten Tomatoes, but their Yelp reviews are terrible.
What is the speed limit for sex? 68, because if you go any faster, you’ll have to turn around.
A Chinese man and an Indian man are in a car. Who’s driving?
The driving instructor.
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.
The lady says, "Come again!"
The blonde says, "No, it's toothpaste this time."
How do you tell whether you’ve satisfied a redhead?
She unlocks the handcuffs.
Why do Jews have big noses?
Because air is free...
When I was little, I would pray to Jesus every night for him to get me a new bike. I learned one week in Sunday school that that's not how it works, so instead, I just stole one and asked him for forgiveness.
What should you never say to a Japanese person? "You're da bomb!"
Race car backwards is race car, but if you turn race car sideways, that’s how Paul Walker got sent to God’s inbox.
When you meet your gf at the family reunion.
People trying to stop me from being depressed: “Just cheer up!”
Me: “WOW, I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT!”