Worst Jokes Ever

There were 30 high school seniors taking finals, and once they finished, the teacher, Mrs. Jones, walked up and down the classroom to collect the tests, and asked, "So, are you guys ready for college?" And Brian answered, "No way. School is just a waste of time, every day taking *seven cruel hours of our lives*." Angela replied, "Never! Like Brian said, school is just a waste of time, and the next level is surely not worth paying $50,000 for. Besides, math class is *mental abuse to humans*!" And Jack said, "School has been a waste of so much time I'll never get back, and after these *finals* I've realized... *fuck, I never actually learned shit*!"

Why do dwarfs work at Tesco?

Because every little helps!

Robin's gay.

I have so many orphan jokes. I'm afraid most of them won't hit home.

When I was little, I would pray to Jesus every night for him to get me a new bike. I learned one week in Sunday school that that's not how it works, so instead, I just stole one and asked him for forgiveness.

A girl tried 77.34 (77.34) times to think of a word opposite of BYE. Then her brother divided the word BYE. 77.34 divided by 100. TRY IT!!

What did the balls say to the dick?

Hey dick, how's it hanging?

Q: What is it called when a hoe is getting ready for her party but doesn't know what to wear but is thinking about it? A: A thotprosses

Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys.

I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.

I went up to my mom and asked how humanity started. She said it started with monkeys, so I went up to my dad and asked. My dad said it all started with Adam and Eve, so I told my dad that mom said humanity started with monkeys, and dad said mom was telling her side of the story. LOL🤣

what's the worst thing to say to an emo?

if you don't succeed the first time, try try try again.

Aboriginals around for 50,000 years invented the spear.

My wife left a note on the fridge that said, "This isn't working." I'm not sure what she's talking about. I opened the fridge door and it's working fine! Lol.

What’s a reverse exorcism?

It’s when the demon tells the priest to get out of the child.

What do you get when you cross a German and a Mexican? A “BeanerSchnitzel”!

what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?

Debris.

What happens when a black person gets in a car? The check oil light turns on.

What do women, tornadoes, and hurricanes have in common? They all get the house.

Q: What's the difference between a fetus and an onion?

A: One makes you cry when you chop it into pieces.

I wouldn't call a Suicide Help-line even if my life depended on it.