Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What's the difference between me and my pencil sharpeners? Nothing, we're both broken.

I heard a neat little trick you can use to have a public pool all to yourself. If you blow a whistle 3 times, everyone will just get out!

I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team.

Because I hate dealing with parents.

I once called a depressed guy [to ask] why he loves ropes so much, and he left HUNGing on the phone. (I'm not English, so I could've talked bad.)

My gay ass: I want to find Jesus.

Religious mom: FINALLY!

Me: Grabs a noose.

Man: Cow milk is drinkable.

Other man: How do you know that?

Man: *smiles with milk all over mouth*

Other man: John...h-how do you know that!

My mom tells me to stop with the suicide jokes, and I replied with, "It's not that deep."