A father bought his depressed son a new house, and then pointing at it, he said, "Hang in there, son!"
Worst Jokes Ever
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal? His left shoulder.
Why did the doctor turn down the orphan?
He was a family physician.
This is why orphans are dangerous with cardboard. They either start eating it or making it into a house and hallucinating that they have a family.
So I threw out the cardboard and said, "You have to stay in reality. Fantasies aren't real. You can't and will never get a home."
Next day, they make cardboard parents, so I threw that away and said, "Pay attention to reality; you will never get parents."
Next day, they start acting like parents and tell me what to do. Again, I said, "Snap to reality. You will never be a parent!" The orphan responded with, "Oh, really?! How so?" I just simply said, "You don't have a house and parents. You literally like eating cardboard, and then you make parents out of it. You like to eat old people!"
What do you call an emo that cuts too deep? Gushers.
I don't like making Kobe jokes... they always crash and burn.
What movie do orphans hate?
Home Alone.
You could think that some orphans are gay.
But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
Why do orphans hate family-size candy?
Because they can't share it with their family.
What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!
PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?
SANS: What?
PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!
SANS: Good one.
Why does the orphan do robberies?
Because he wants to be wanted.
Orphan, why can’t I watch a PG movie?
Because they are Parental Guidance.
Did you know that the "f" in "orphans" means family?
Your mama's so fat when she sat on the toilet, the toilet said, "A, B, C, D, E, F, G, get your fat ass off of me!"
If Hitler was in a car doing his salute, he would be saying, "Take the third right."
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
By the way, infertility is hereditary:
If your parents did not have children, you will not have any.
The first ever picture of a black hole got released. It sucks.
What do you get when you throw holy water on a cow?
A holy cow!
What’s the name of the band in the gay bar?
A: Beers for Queers.
