Worst Jokes Ever
What did the depressed kid do in P.E.? They played with the jump rope, but they used it the wrong way.
What's the difference between me and my pencil sharpeners? Nothing, we're both broken.
What's the difference between an apple and a child?
The apple gets picked.
I heard a neat little trick you can use to have a public pool all to yourself. If you blow a whistle 3 times, everyone will just get out!
Why did the emo break up with her boyfriend?
He didn't wanna hang out.
I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team.
Because I hate dealing with parents.
I once called a depressed guy [to ask] why he loves ropes so much, and he left HUNGing on the phone. (I'm not English, so I could've talked bad.)
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
He puts his PJ-Amazon!
Father: I am taking your toys to the orphanage.
Son: Why?
Father: You’ll need them there.
What does Michael Jackson and an ant have in common? They are both innocent.
My gay ass: I want to find Jesus.
Religious mom: FINALLY!
Me: Grabs a noose.
Why did the emo kid not cross the road?
He was waiting for a car.
They say they'll stay, but I left first.
Hey, Reaper!!! Where are you going?
"I finished my job."
What about me?
What is an orphan's favorite game? Sims, so they can make a family to have.
in can re;ate to this its always going through my mind
Dark humor is like food, some just don't get it.
Man: Cow milk is drinkable.
Other man: How do you know that?
Man: *smiles with milk all over mouth*
Other man: John...h-how do you know that!
My mom tells me to stop with the suicide jokes, and I replied with, "It's not that deep."
What do you not say to an Emo if you want them to come round? "Wanna hang out."