Worst Jokes Ever
If you’re having a bad day, just punch an orphan.
Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
My granddad killed Hitler.
Race car backwards is race car, but if you turn race car sideways, that’s how Paul Walker got sent to God’s inbox.
Where did little Lucy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said: "To be continued."
What's the difference between my girlfriend and my uncle?
My girlfriend didn't go to jail for loving me.
What's the best thing about a dead hooker? Refunds.
What should you never say to a Japanese person? "You're da bomb!"
I like telling dad jokes.
He laughs at most of them.
Why can’t orphans play GTA?
Because they are not wanted.
I hope death is a woman That way she'll never look at me twice
How do you organize a space themed birthday party?
You planet.
What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic? Snap-on tools.
My wife left a note on the fridge that said, "This isn't working." I'm not sure what she's talking about. I opened the fridge door and it's working fine! Lol.
A man found a chest full of gold, so he went to go tell his wife, only to remember why he was digging.
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
Out of a catalogue. 😁
Me: "What's the difference between an apple and an emo?"
Friend: "I don't know."
Me: An apple actually falls from the tree.
Hey, I just found out my toaster is waterproof! :D
Good night, sleep tight, wake up bright in the morning light, to do what's right, with all your might.
I have so many orphan jokes. I'm afraid most of them won't hit home.