Worst Jokes Ever
We should really stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents will get mad.
I would say life's a joke, but I can't, because jokes have a meaning.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
What is the female version of t-bagging? A clam slapping.
Why did the orphan try to get hurt?
Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.
He looks around, no one is there.
Jesus and Satan are just basically Homer and Flanders. One tries to help the other, only for Satan to just say, "Shut up!"
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
An orphan? We no jokes.
Jokeless orphan since they were always stacked on jokes.
An emo tried to give me a high five...
I left him hanging.
A: Why are you so sad?
B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie!
Do you know Candice?
Nope.
Candice dick fit in your mouth.
Dad: Here you go son, all your toys have gone to the orphanage.
Son: Why, Dad?
Dad: You would be bored there if there was not anything to do.
What part of a computer system does an orphan not have?
A motherboard.
Two women, Jane and Emma, are in the afterlife waiting for judgement.
Emma turns to Jane and says, "I'm just curious, but how did you die?"
Jane replies with, "I burnt to death."
Emma, shocked, responds with, "That sounds horrible! What was it like?"
Jane answers with, "It first felt really hot and painful, but then I felt nothing. How did you die?"
Emma replies with, "Well, I believed my husband was cheating on me. I decided to leave work early one day to make sure he was loyal. I found him on the phone with his mother. I thought he was hiding something from me so I ran to the bedroom and found nothing. Then I sprinted to the kitchen and didn't find anything. I then jolted outside to the backyard and just found that he hadn't cleaned the pool. I was so tired from running that I fell over into the pool and drowned."
Jane retorts with, "Well if you checked the oven neither of us would be here right now."
Wanna know why I donāt make suicidal jokes?
Because I am one.
What does a Rubik's cube and a man's penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
what did Germany and Austria do after ww2?
accepted all art students
Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger?
Itās a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.
What do you call an orphan? No home-o.
What's an orphan's favorite band?
Foster the People š