Worst Jokes Ever
what did Germany and Austria do after ww2?
accepted all art students
I am Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon.
Neil before me.
What do orphans be on Halloween?
They be themselves.
Whoever stole my Microsoft Office account, I'll make you pay. You have my word!
Why do orphans not like cereal? Because their dad never came back with milk.
I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?
What do garbage bins and horny women have in common?
They wait to be filled with a big load.
If a dog made a computer, it would have a mega bite.
Segma says, "32!"
Ligma Says, "And?"
Segma says, "Anding deez balls to your mouth."
Q. What's a bulimic's favorite movie?
A. The Purge.
Why can't an orphan go to a field trip?
Parent's signature: ___________
If you're bored, joke about an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
When a cookie 🍪 wins a race, what will the crowd say?
“Chip Chip Hooray!”
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
A headbanger.
I lost my driver's license today. I hit my ex with my car.
Friend #1: "What's your favourite thing about trees?"
Friend #2: "Apples"
Me: "I can hang myself in them."
The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk.
Who needs April 1st if your whole life is already a lie?
Other girls want a guy who is 6ft, but does me being 6ft under count?
Why do orphans hate school?
No field trips. Parent signature_____________.