An orphan asked if they could move into my house yesterday. I said, "Don't you have a family?"
Worst Jokes Ever
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni and got plane.
You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
What happens when a battery commits a crime? They get charged!
Quote of the day: It's never too late to be what you wished you were.
Hope y'all are having a great day! I just got back from a volleyball tournament that I had to be up at 5 AM for! We played three games and won the last one. We advanced and are playing a few more tomorrow. Wish me and my team good luck!
My wife told me to treat her like a princess, so I got drunk and drove through the tunnel.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.
This bunny named Mason came up to a bar and ordered a beer and a burger. He sits at a table and the waiter brought a huge burger.
Mason: "Heh. Good thing I eat like a horse." He looks up at the waiter.
Waiter: "You are a nasty little bunny, aren't you?"
Mason screamed and ran away as the waiter chased him... she was a HORSE.
There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.
She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."
Son said, "But I can't see."
Mom said, "That's the point."
I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.
What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both like putting their meat in between 5-year-old buns.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who.
It is an owl!
Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.
Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.
Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What the heck did I discover?
Bro, I thought your hairline was the Dorito logo.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
