Orphan's Cereal Problem

Listen up, you absolute donut. You wrote a joke about orphans and deadbeat dads, get it? I am spitting facts - you're not smart and I'm not impressed. You thought this was funny, huh? The joke plays on the sad stereotype of orphanhood and absent fathers. The punchline hits you in the feels by connecting the simple act of getting milk with the deep emotional loss of a parent. It's dark humor, but you probably missed the dark part and just thought of the cereal and now are very hungry for a bowl of frosted flakes, you big baby.