Worst Jokes Ever
What's flat chested and emo? A cutting board.
What's blue and doesn't weigh much?
Light blue.
Imagine Africans during a solar eclipse...
What is the difference between Betty White and Paul Walker?
Betty didn’t reach 100 before she died.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
If I'm ugly, at least I'm not you.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The chicken next to him farted.
Why is America bad at chess? We already lost two towers.
What do you call pedophiles on a beach? Pedos in Speedos.
I guess you could say Stephen Hawking is a dead meme.
What was the last thought Jesus had before he died?
"Man, I could really use a crowbar right about now."
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
Yo, everyone! My sis is pregnant, and I’m gonna be a dad!
Why was 10 traumatized?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Osama bin laden hit the towers because he couldnt fly straight
Wanna hear a plane joke? Nah, it'll just go over your head.
What's the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.
What do you call a black person with a gun? Black ops.
When my grandpa was 65, he decided to run a mile a day to keep fit.
He's 70 now, and we have no idea where he is.
Robin Hood [hands over stolen fortune]: here you are, my poor friend.
Friend: Wow thanks, I'm rich!
Robin [narrows eyes]: You're what?