Why did the orphan try to get hurt?
Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.
He looks around, no one is there.
Worst Jokes Ever
Jesus and Satan are just basically Homer and Flanders. One tries to help the other, only for Satan to just say, "Shut up!"
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
What does a Rubik's cube and a man's penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Mom: I'm getting you a dog!
Me: OMG REALLY?!
Mom: Yeah, what gender do you want?
Me:...
Me: Bitch, please.
Paul's favorite car.
A Carrera GT.
What do you call a rooster lollipop?
A cock sucker!
My wife made electric eel for supper. I was shocked!
An orphan? We no jokes.
Jokeless orphan since they were always stacked on jokes.
Dad: Here you go son, all your toys have gone to the orphanage.
Son: Why, Dad?
Dad: You would be bored there if there was not anything to do.
An emo tried to give me a high five...
I left him hanging.
Do you know Candice?
Nope.
Candice dick fit in your mouth.
What does the handicapped man say to the cops when he’s mistaken for a criminal: "Don't shoot, I'm unarmed!"
Welcome to Arby's, where your babies become our gravy!
New Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: Damn.
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
The F in orphans stands for family...
Person 1: “Hey, today was great!”
Person 2: “What happened?”
Person 1: “I ran into my ex today.”
Person 2: “What’s so great about that?”
Person 1: “I was in my car.”
Q: Why do orphans love playing tennis?
A: Because the ball comes back.
Yo, hairline been missing so badly that the police had to put up a wanted poster for it!
Why are the Twin Towers and genders so similar?
Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
