Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't Americans play chess?
Because they're missing two towers.
Why do black men have nightmares?
Because the only one that had a dream got shot.
Segma says, "32!"
Ligma Says, "And?"
Segma says, "Anding deez balls to your mouth."
Q. What's a bulimic's favorite movie?
A. The Purge.
Why do the twin towers and my mom have in common? They fell over.
Why can't an orphan go to a field trip?
Parent's signature: ___________
If you're bored, joke about an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
School was fun, but it was hard, almost like riding a bike that’s on fire and the grounds on fire and everything’s on fire because it’s hell.
Hey girl, are your pants a mirror? 'Cause I can see myself in them.
Just give him a smooch it’s better than the cooch - Dream
Q: Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afghanistan?
A: Because there's a Target on every corner.
What’s the best part about fucking an emo chick?... she's limited edition.
I went to my sister's room one day. I saw a trophy, so I asked my sister how she won it. My sister said the neighbors gave it to her because she gave out the best hand jobs in the neighborhood. I guess my sister put her hands to good use.
What did the blind man say as he passed the fish stand?
"Hello Ladies!"
He turns, he shoots!
And that is a horrible end to the Grand National...
I see, you guys jokers are SANS-ational!
What do you call the wife of a hippie? A Mississippi.
Waitress: You wanna box for your leftovers?
Me: No, but I'll arm wrestle you for the check.
What kind of family pictures do orphans take?
Selfies!!
A woman walks onto the bus with her child. The driver says, "That's the ugliest child I have ever seen!" The woman sits down and tells her neighbor. The neighbor replies, "Go say something back. Here, I'll hold your monkey for you!"