Worst Jokes Ever
What did the north tower say to the south tower?
"You're too young to smoke."
Dating a stripper is like eating a bag of chips in class.
Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down inside they want some too.
A jumper cable walked into a bar. The bartender said, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything!"
What do you call disabled people in a hot tub? -- Vegetable soup.
Do you want to hear a money joke? "Never mind, it makes no cents."
There was a wedding so sad that even the cake was in tiers.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song? "The wheels on the chair go round and round....."
I asked my mum why she’s depressed, she said her life has been a wreck. I asked how long has it been, she then asked when I was born.
How many Karens does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one...to call 911 and demand a cop come do something about the intimidating blackness.
My fish can break dance. Only for 20 seconds and only once.
Nobody notices your pain, tears, struggles, but why do they notice your mistakes?
If you don't like my suicidal jokes, sorry man, didn't know it cut that deep.
What's the difference between a knife and my life?
A knife has a point.
The worst part about church is that you're constantly switching between sitting, standing, and kneeling. I mean, why can't the priest just pick a position and f**k me already!
I'm not saying I hate you, but if you got hit by a bus, I'd be driving that bus.
What did one traffic light say to the other?
"Stop looking, I am changing."
Don't let an extra chromosome get you down!
Have you ever tried North Korean food?
Neither have the North Koreans.
What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"
When Steven Hawking realizes heaven is only a stairway away.