Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama is so skinny, she can dodge raindrops.
A lot of people ask why I only make jokes about Paul Walker and no one else.
Because they didn’t have as big of an impact as him.
what is the fastest country? iran.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
You can't unscrew a pregnant woman.
What's a similarity between a broken lightbulb and a pregnant woman?
They're both accidents.
What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie? He doesn't walkie or talkie.
Yo mama's so stupid she got locked in Mattress World and slept on the floor.
Your mama so ugly that even Rick Astley had to give her up.
Q: Do you know why black people have nightmares?
A: Because we shot the last one who had a dream.
What makes sad people jump? Bridges.
What’s the difference between a baby and an onion?
I cry peeling onions!
Why do orphans support slavery?
They finally have an owner.
Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped.
Crucifixion - only one guy who nailed it... at least Jesus didn't get screwed over, but I bet he was pretty cross about being forced to hang around.
A wild Iceberg appears! Titanic uses ram! It is not very effective. (Titanic sinks.)
How can you tell if your wife is dead? -- The sex is the same, but the dishes start piling up.
What joke do you tell an orphan?
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Not your parents.
I saw a little kid on their bike before. So I ran home to see if it was mine. Mine was still chained up, so we’re good.
I was raped by a group of mimes. They did unspeakable things to me.
My dog is pregnant. I'm gonna be a... I don't know?
Ohhh, an owner.
I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage.
I lost my case.