What was Hitler's lucky number?
Nein.
Worst Jokes Ever
What is an orphan's favorite show?
Batman.
What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme.
My doctor said I only have 1 year to live, so I killed him. Got sentenced to life in prison, problem solved!
Why didn't Trump beat Biden?
Because he couldn't trump that bitch!
Joe mama is so fat, Dora can't explore her.
People always told me to open doors for elders. So I opened the plane door 5,000 feet up in the air for a grandma.
What do you call a rapper in a wheelchair?
Young Boy Never Walk again.
This dwarf was being mean to me, so I said, "When you get home, I hope Snow White kicks the shit out of you."
What do you get if you cross diarrhea with incest?
I don't know.
Neither do I, but it runs in the family.
Me: Hey, are your parents home?
Orphan: (crying) Stop calling here!
When the school shooter breaks into your classroom, so you try to say goodbye to your Roblox gf, but then the shooter's phone goes off.
Why can't orphans never run all the bases in baseball? Because they can never make it home.
What's the difference between necrophilia and a choking fetish? 15 seconds.
Don't be scared of skeletons.
They don't have the guts for murder.
What do you call a whore with a runny nose?
...Full!
Me traveling back in time to tell Americans there will be a big tsunami on 9/11/2001, and to survive it they have to climb the two tallest buildings in New York.
There is nothing funnier than my life. (Evan 2020)
Why are there so many scars and cuts on your arm?
Because it's a battlefield.
Your hairline is like the universe. It's still waiting to be discovered.
