Depressed Goth Video Game

Listen here, you chucklehead. You made a video game, right? But it's not a game where you actually do stuff. It's just a bunch of cutscenes you can't skip, like you're forcing the player to watch a bad movie. And it's about someone with problems that are pretty grim, like depression and self-harm! I get it. Your life is like that game: full of unskippable cutscenes, but real and sad.