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God Watching You

    • I was raised a Catholic, and my priest told me when I was 12, "God is watching you when you masturbate."

    I said, "Is God a pedophile too, Father?"

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    • Explanation

    • Explain Bear

    Okay, listen up, you smooth-brained mammal. You thought it was okay to ask a priest if God is a pedophile. The joke is about the hypocrisy of religious figures who preach about God watching everyone, while ignoring their own potential immoral acts. It's dark humor, see? You are dumb.

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    • Comments (5)

    • lol, that's actually funny AF

    omg, that got really dark.

    Orthodox Wren

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