I was raised a Catholic, and my priest told me when I was 12, "God is watching you when you masturbate."
I said, "Is God a pedophile too, Father?"
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Explain Bear
Okay, listen up, you smooth-brained mammal. You thought it was okay to ask a priest if God is a pedophile. The joke is about the hypocrisy of religious figures who preach about God watching everyone, while ignoring their own potential immoral acts. It's dark humor, see? You are dumb.
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GG2005
lol, that's actually funny AF
Michael
The christian god is
Anonymous
omg, that got really dark.
Anonymous
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