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God Watching You

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I was raised a Catholic, and my priest told me when I was 12, "God is watching you when you masturbate."

I said, "Is God a pedophile too, Father?"

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    • Pedophile
    • Catholic
    • Priest
    • Religion
    • Abuse
    • Masturbation

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    Explain Bear

    Okay, listen up, you smooth-brained mammal. You thought it was okay to ask a priest if God is a pedophile. The joke is about the hypocrisy of religious figures who preach about God watching everyone, while ignoring their own potential immoral acts. It's dark humor, see? You are dumb.

    Comments (5)

    lol, that's actually funny AF

    omg, that got really dark.