Worst Jokes Ever
I was going to log a pun about trees, but you wooden understand it.
It's no surprise Donald Trump moved to Florida. That's where the oranges are.
The Twin Towers and genders have a lot in common. There used to be two, and now it's just a touchy subject.
Why does an orphan love to go to church?
Because they have someone to call father.
What was the favorite game in 2001? Flight simulator.
What does a penis and a Rubik's cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Sunday was a sad day, but yesterday was a sadder day.
What do the Twin Towers and gender have in common? There used to be two of them, but now it's a sensitive topic.
Are you Wi-Fi? Because I think I am finding a connection.
My wife accused me of being a cross-dresser, so I packed up her clothes and left.
I asked my friend if he would take a bullet for the last person he slept with.
He said hell yeah, I'd do anything for my sister!
What's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant lady?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
What’s the difference between an Indian and an Arab?
One's responsible for 7/11, the other's responsible for 9/11.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun, but stupid Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
What do you call a gay kid that killed himself?
A byebyesexual.
Got a PS5 for my little brother yesterday, best trade I'd ever done.
Did you know pigeons die after sex?
Well, at least the one I fucked did.
A man dies and goes to Heaven. He sees a bunch of clocks and asks Jesus what they are for. He replied they are gauges, and that they move when people lie. He said that Mother Teresa's has moved twice, Abraham Lincoln's once, and George Washington's never.
The man asks to see the current president's, and Jesus just laughs and says that Joe Biden's is the one keeping the hurricanes to speed.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? Neither of them can see their parents.
"Go big or go home," that's what some people say.
"Go loud and proud," that's what other people say.
"Go out with a big, loud bang!" that's what I say.