What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A chopping board.
Flat-Chested Emo
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke plays on the stereotype of emos being, well, flat-chested. "Chopping board" is a kinda mean way of saying someone's got no boobs. Get it? You probably don't... and I bet you are as flat as a board too.