How did the dude with epilepsy win the break dancing competition?
He saw flashing lights.
Worst Jokes Ever
In Soviet Russia, gay sex gets you arrested.
In America, getting arrested gets you gay sex.
If a woman sleeps with 10 men she's a slut, but if a man does it... He's gay, definitely gay.
The sexual shout "Yes Daddy" probably originated in Alabama.
So, I went out to eat the other day, and the waitress came up to me and asked if I wanted a glass of water. I said, "Yes ma'am." She said, "Oh honey, you don't have to call me ma'am, I'm not that old." I said, "Okay, thanks bitch."
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Lmao, idiots don't know how to play Jenga.
I was excited my teacher asked me for sex in exchange for a good grade, but then I realized I was homeschooled.
What song do orphans hate the most? "We are family."
Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay guys can play Star Wars.
Who is the king of Reddit?
Sam Ryan.
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
I tried to explain to my 4 year old son that it's perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. But he's still making fun of me.
RIP boiling water. You will be mist.
What's the best way to cure the hiccups? Suicide.
What do you call a fat psychic?
A four-chin teller.
Little Johnny and his dad were going to buy a horse.
Dad: Rubbing on the horse’s chest and butt.
Little Johnny: What are you doing?
Dad: Checking to see if the horse is healthy so I can buy it.
Little Johnny: Oh well, I think the mall man wants to buy mom.
Bully: "I bet your dick is so small when you look down in the shower you can't even see it."
Guy: "No, I see your sister's head."
My friend, you lit my mind: that's what the lighter said to my thighs.
A lot of things have changed since I got my girlfriend pregnant.
My name, my address, and my phone number.
