Worst Jokes Ever
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You only need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
Why do orphans only eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What was the ONLY difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples got picked.
I was walking in the forest with my gf.
I had a Desert Eagle for protection.
A bear jumped out of the bushes; one shot was enough to put my gf down, and it gave me enough time to run away.
The "W" in Africa stands for water.
Hardest part about being a paedophile?
Fitting in.
Quin loves Robin. All he says is "Robin." This isn't a joke; Quin's gay.
What do oranges sweat?
Orange juice. 😂🍊❤️
Why is there no woman on the moon?
Because it doesn't need to be cleaned.
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a white baby?
"Sum Ting Wong."
I didn't know I raped her. I thought she wanted me to hurry up.
What type of cake can orphans not have?
Homemade.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?
The Twin Towers hit the ground.
A man hits a woman with his car. Whose fault was it?
The man, why was he driving in the kitchen?
My friend Liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.
What is a tornado's favorite game?
Twister!
I saw some twins, so I threw a paper plane at them.
POV: You call the group of emos the "Suicide Squad."
What's the difference between Jedi and a rapist?
Nothing, they both use the Force to get what they want.
A gay couple walks into a Muslim bar. The tender flares up and says, “let me guess, a little blood on the rocks?”