Worst Jokes Ever

What do you call a blind German?

A nat-zee.

Your momma is so old, when she went to the antique store, they wouldn't let her leave.

What is the difference between apples and orphans?

The apples get picked.

Yo mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.

You can't spell "Funeral" without "fun."

Girls' dreams: OMG, my crush kissed me!

Boys' dreams: I just got a dub, bro!

How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?

You pay the ice cream man to keep driving.

ATTENTION EVERYBODY: I am the owner of this website, and I will be deleting it in 5 hours. Thank you everybody who has participated in this website's life. Goodbye!

I went down to my fridge to grab my dinner. I said to the children, "Who's next?"

I'm so fucking bored.

Everyone, if I am not online, that is because I am on a vacation, so yeah.

Who wants me to bring back the daily School Shooter Jokes?

Q: What do you call a chip that goes fast?

A: A rocket chip.

Why do orphans always get an iPhone X?

Because it doesn’t have a home button.

Johnny, Johnny?

Yes, Papa?

Do you love me?

No, Papa.

#### you!

Riddle: I can fill a room, others can have me, but I can't be shared. What am I?

Answer: Loneliness.

Johnny, Johnny. Yes, Papa? Eating dick? Yes, Papa.

For every blonde in the world,

scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

What kind of veggie is always getting itself into a hard situation?

A pickle.

What's the difference between a road bump and children crossing the road?

A road bump will make you slow down when you drive over it.