Worst Jokes Ever
The moment you realize that school Kahoot! games are more competitive than the Super Bowl.
Why does Wet have a big head? Because he got hit by a wetaroid!
If a baby dies in the womb, is it considered suicide?
99% of Roblox usernames be like: bdiejfbsie3hdiejdbisie882jeoxnd, by yYidgJyeuzyei73*-;ujduzjehzisjd, and j73heisbdjJd3nakwnwo2jdieneidjd.
The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call “daddy.”
Big black ball sacks.
"I hope my death would make more sense than my life."- Joker
I saw a dad shave his daughter's head because she made fun of a woman with cancer.
Good thing she didn’t make fun of a pregnant woman 🤭
What does a woman’s pussy and a chainsaw have in common?
Miss by a few inches and you’re in deep shit.
Why do people eat cereal for breakfast?
Because why not.
Why can’t a gay person walk a trail? Because a gay person can’t walk on a straight line.
How do Chinese people name their babies?
They chuck a pan down the stairs.
Why do orphans get iPhones 11?
Because it has no home page.
A kid goes to bed with his dad because he’s scared of the dark. Turns out he just wanted to have sex.
How do you make an elephant float?
One elephant, two scoops of ice cream, and a lot of root beer!
Say this to someone who is fat that you don't like (make sure he's a virgin):
"You're so fat you can sell shaaade!! That's why you're a virgin and you masturbaaate!!! Yeah, I've see you, touching your 1 centimetre and if you have a gf she's is a cheater!!"
Make sure to say "shaaade" not "shade". And say "maturbaaate" (also try to say a D not a T in maturbaaate) not "masturbate".
My name is Jafar. I come from afar. There's a bomb in my car. Allahu Akbar!
North Korea?
Why can't you play with a cheetah?
Because they are cheat-ahs!