Worst Jokes Ever
What's a cannibal's favorite place?
A day care.
What did the deaf, dumb, and blind orphan get for Christmas?
Cancer.
The Twin Towers are like snowmen; they fall and crumble.
Why does everyone get offended at female firefighters?
Like seriously, if your house is on fire and burning, you wouldn't really care if the person saving you had a low IQ, right?
Today is Good Friday, so there will be no meat for us to eat. Instead, we have to do what lesbians do and eat fish.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. And your mom is, too.
Why did the football player go to the bank?
To get his quarter back.
Orphans want girlfriends to call someone "Mommy."
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
'Cause they can't find the home button.
School.
I don't know what to write here, just like...
Four gay guys are sitting in a Jacuzzi when all of a sudden, a condom starts floating. One of the gay guys turns around and asks, "Okay, who farted?"
What did the toilet say to the other toilet?
"You look flushed."
Danny Devito looks like one of those men with a short, yet thick penis.
Q. What did one Iron atom say to the other Iron atom?
A. "We're in the Matrix."
Teacher: Why did you throw paper airplanes at the twin sisters?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
What does one boob say to the other boob?
If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.
What do you call a Muslim in a swimming pool? A bath bomb.
Uber driver: .........
Me: .........
Uber driver: .........
Me: 5 stars.
Why did the prostitute lose all her money?
Because she got f*cked.