Worst Jokes Ever
So, I was at the gas station drinking a Slurpee when I heard an old lady start talking to me. She says, "Hey, can you check my balance?" so she could buy a chocolate bar.
So, I pushed her over and said, "Not much."
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!
Hello, it is the suicide line. Just keep hanging.
I'm a proud racist. I love kart racing, street racing. Any kind will do.
I dated a lot of girls before I married my wife. I was living with one of them when I arrived home one day to find her bags packed and next to the door. I asked her, "Baby, what's going on?" She said, "I'm leaving you."
"But why?" I replied.
"Because you're a pedophile!" she answered.
"That's a pretty big word for a six-year-old," I said.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? A Drive-Thru.
Q: Mummy, how do most stars die?
A: From an overdose.
What do you call a lesbian pirate?
Red Beard.
Just give me my money (clap clap clap).
Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a SICK FLOW to follow.
What do you call a blind German?
A nat-zee.
Women be like men should pay for first dates, then get mad when you do...
"Ukraine be like Escape to Witch Mountain!"
How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?
You pay the ice cream man to keep driving.
Yo mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology.
Hello people. I've seen your jokes are as immature as hell. Keep going with those jokes, people. We might earn the funniest jokes on this website.
Your mom #69.
Cheese, gimme cheese!
(inspired by a friend)
I would tell you a time travel joke, but you did not like it.
They say we have a primal sense, that we can just feel when someone is watching us.
It’s been a few weeks, and it's clear that you do not have that sense.