Worst Jokes Ever
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There were two when we were kids, but now it’s a touchy subject.
I wanted to make a joke about dandruff.
People are still scratching their heads over it.
Some sperm arrive in the uterus and see that the egg is already fertilized. They complain that they lost the race and have nothing to do but die.
One speaks up and says he isn't angry, and the others ask why.
"He thought he was going to be alive," the sperm says. "This chick works at an abortion clinic."
Ballz!
What's the difference between acne and the Pope?
Acne waits till you're 13 to cum on your face.
A man walks into a restaurant. The waitress hands him a menu and it says: "Hot dog: $2, Hamburger: $5, Blowjob: $10."
He asks the waitress, "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?"
She says, "Yes, I am."
He tells her, "Good. Can you go wash your goddamn hands? Because I want a hot dog."
What's 6 plus 7?
67.
What was Kurt Cobain's biggest flaw?
He had a short temper and lost his head over everything.
If a baby dies in the womb, is it considered suicide?
The moment you realize that school Kahoot! games are more competitive than the Super Bowl.
Women be like if men are gone, Earth would be a better place, (forgetting) women help to create war, weapons, animal and human cruelty, and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.
When there's no piñata at the party, but the emo kid just hung himself.
Want to know the difference between an orphan and a flower??
Flowers get picked.
When I walk to school, I fart.
Why could the orphan never be gay?
Because he had nobody to call "daddy."
2 weeks here.
What do dicks and popsicles have in common?
They both like to be sucked on, and they sometimes choke you.
Vape company: Hey, want some lung cancer and a nicotine addiction?
Teens: NO WAY!
Vape company: But it’s mango flavored!
Teens: O OK. 😤
So, in "Revenge of the Sixth" when Anakin goes and kills the younglings, I thought to myself, "Hey, it’s just another day in an American school."
Why do orphans not tell when they get hit?
Because who are they gonna tell, their mom?
Who are the fastest readers? The people who were in 9/11. They went through 91 stories in 1.2 seconds.