Worst Jokes Ever

I used to have a skeleton of jokes, now my supply is bone dry. Guess I wasn’t that femurous.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

He wiped his ass.

My dumb ass thinking I made a friend, oh ya, I forgot, literally nobody likes me!

Hey daddy *winky face*

What did the baseball chief say to the Orphan?

GO HOME!

WARNING: READ THIS JOKE ALOUD!

Was it the pills that stopped his coughing, or was it the coffin they carried him off in?

What did the bison say to his son leaving for school?

"Bye son!"

Get it? Bye son, Bison!

Bad handjobs are rare. They’re hard to come by.

How do tourists feed their kids?

Here comes the airplane, here comes the second one.

What do you call a seven who's not feeling well? A sick seven

Where did Sally go after stepping onto the minefield? Everywhere

Getting a girlfriend is just like parking a car; usually all the good ones are taken, so you just gotta stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody notices.

Gregg says to his friend, who is a girl, and says, "Hey, umm, do you, umm, want to do something?"

And the girl says, "Umm, sure, why not?"

Gregg says, "Well, then we have to go somewhere secretive."

The girl says, "Umm, well, ok."

Gregg says, "Great!" So Gregg brings Sally to a tree so no one can see them, and then Sally says, "So what are we going to do behind this big tree?"

Gregg says, "Well pull down your pants, and I'll show ya."

Sally says, "Ok, it sounds fun!" And then Gregg pulls his pants down and tells Sally to lay on the ground. Then he puts his dick in Sally's pussy, and he goes up and down, up and down, up and down, and then Sally starts to moan more and more, and then suddenly a teacher hears her moan, and then the teacher sees what Gregg and Sally are doing, and then the teacher gets in on it, and both Gregg and Sally start fucking the teacher, and then the teacher moans, and then the whole school makes their own sex groups, and the whole school has threesomes...

THE END

Ballz!

What's the difference between acne and the Pope?

Acne waits till you're 13 to cum on your face.

What did the priest say when he walked into an elementary school?

Let us prey.

What's 6 plus 7?

67.

If a baby dies in the womb, is it considered suicide?

Vape company: Hey, want some lung cancer and a nicotine addiction?

Teens: NO WAY!

Vape company: But it’s mango flavored!

Teens: O OK. 😤

Me: What's the difference between me and my grandpa?

Friends: What?

Me: I've been alive for the past 14 years.

Women be like if men are gone, Earth would be a better place, (forgetting) women help to create war, weapons, animal and human cruelty, and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.

Why could the orphan never be gay?

Because he had nobody to call "daddy."