Worst Jokes Ever
What does NASA stand for?
Need Another Seven Astronauts!
You're gay.
If you read this.
Does anyone else here eat pretzels with Nutella? It tastes AMAZINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
"Everyone knows I love kids better than people."
- Joe Biden. (A.K.A. Pedo Peter.)
Why did Hitler die? He got hit by 'ler'.
A Chinese wise man once said, "ching chong ling long ting tong," which means, "keep striving in life."
One day it was me and my sister in the house. My sister said to me, "Let's order food." I said, "We have no money." My sister said, "It's cool; we're just going to order egg rolls from the Chinese store. I know the delivery boy, and he won't charge us." I said, "Cool."
The delivery boy came with the egg rolls. I took some and ate mine in my room. I went back in the kitchen. I see my sister giving the delivery boy a blow job. I ask, "What are you doing?" My sister replied back to me, "You had your egg rolls; let me enjoy mine." Then the delivery boy said, "Don't no charge."
Why did the chicken cross the towers?
Because he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side.
What instrument do people like to listen to while having sex?
A sex-a-phone.
What did they find in Paul Walker's glovebox?
His head and shoulders.
What’s the best part about fucking a dead bitch?
You don’t need consent.
You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.
Boy: Wanna hear about my dick? Never mind, it's too short.
Girl: Wanna hear about my pussy? Fuck no, you won't get it.
What is the country that is always in a rush? Russia.
I wrote a song about tortillas...
Actually, it's more of a wrap.
Nessie is dying.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What do cannibals think when they see a pregnant woman?
"Kinder Egg surprise."
Walked into a bar the other day and a group of sailors were being loud and shouting about all the women they have in port that had given them gonorrhea...
Bloody seamen.
My dads just like my eggs... runny. 🤣😭🥺