Worst Jokes Ever
What creature takes the most medicine?
Caterpillar.
What is the difference between me and cancer?
My mom did beat cancer.
Orphan: I wish to be like Batman.
Genie: Your wish is granted.
Orphan goes home. His parents are dead.
What goes pop pop sizzle sizzle?
Two dead babies in an acid bath.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
... YO MAMA SOO, Oh wait...
What do you call a cow with no legs?
A cow with no legs.
What is George Floyd's pickup line?
You are breathtaking.
What is long, yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of orphans.
Why couldn't the rape victim run away?
Because she was dead.
Why can't America play chess?
Because it lost two towers.
What's white and black and red all over? A nun that fell down stairs.
I'm reading a book on anti-gravity, it's impossible to PUT DOWN!
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a SICK FLOW to follow.
Q: Mummy, how do most stars die?
A: From an overdose.
What would Hitler do if he was in Minecraft?
Mien.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There were two when we were kids, but now it’s a touchy subject.
I dated a lot of girls before I married my wife. I was living with one of them when I arrived home one day to find her bags packed and next to the door. I asked her, "Baby, what's going on?" She said, "I'm leaving you."
"But why?" I replied.
"Because you're a pedophile!" she answered.
"That's a pretty big word for a six-year-old," I said.
Hello, it is the suicide line. Just keep hanging.
I'm a proud racist. I love kart racing, street racing. Any kind will do.