Worst Jokes Ever
Why are orphans good at dodgeball?
They can dodge adoptions.
Roses are red, violets are black, your mum's so fat she sold her son for 10 Big Macs.
My friend threw a soccer ball at a disabled kid.
We all yelled "Rocket league!"
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for a glass of H2O. The second one asks for a glass of H2O, too. The second one dies. Why?
What's a paedophile's favorite footwear?
White Vans.
What's the difference between an American school and a shooting range?
My dick doesn't get hard at the shooting range.
What do you call Juice WRLD in a coffin?
A juice box...
Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
Q: Why can orphans swim?
A: They have or-fins.
So my sister was eating Now&Laters, and I continuously heard smacking sounds. So I told her, "Can you stop smacking? It's annoying." Then she said, "I can't, it's a juicy type of candy." So I said, "I can stop the candies from making that sound." Then she said, "How?" So I smacked her. :)
How are wet clothes and a depressed person alike? One gets hung up to dry, the other gets hung up to die.
Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.
Why donβt Asians use phones?
Cuz they wing da wrong number!!!
How many babies does it take to paint a barn?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
What is an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
By the law, you are not allowed to have a sick bird. That's ill-eagle.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a thrill with pills. Jack came down, fuck a clown, and the cum made them frown.
Q. How do U get the emo out of the tree?
A. Cut the rope.
What do you call a mouse with sneakers?
Squeakers!
I'd tell you a Kobe joke.
But I am afraid it wouldn't land well.