Worst Jokes Ever
What type of cake can't orphans eat?
Home made.
What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
Tell her to slow down and use lubricants.
What do bungee jumping and a gay man have in common?
If the rubber breaks, they're in beep shit.
What do black parents and elevators have in common?
Neither of them can raise anything without a belt.
What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A fruit stand.
Why You should never poop on the floor in an Apple Store?
Because they don't have Windows. 🤢 🤣
What’s missing from an orphan's iPad?
The home button.
Did you hear about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
My sister: You were born ugly.
Me: I'm not a mirror, sis.
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
To the mew-seum!
Why did the sun go to school? To get brighter!
Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.
If Kenny had a son, we all know he would also be his brother.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
New skin unlocked: Blood splatter!
(Obtained by running over 69 children.)
What did the girl and the orphan have in common? Their parents weren't home.
People were deciding how to punish a terrible criminal, and one man came up with a great idea.
He sat him in a movie theater with no food at all and made him watch a 12 hour documentary about the country Hungary.
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A kinder surprise.
What’s the difference between Geico and a wife?
Geico saves you more.