Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a Muslim in a swimming pool? A bath bomb.
Uber driver: .........
Me: .........
Uber driver: .........
Me: 5 stars.
What is George Floyd's pickup line?
You are breathtaking.
What goes pop pop sizzle sizzle?
Two dead babies in an acid bath.
Orphan: I wish to be like Batman.
Genie: Your wish is granted.
Orphan goes home. His parents are dead.
Why did the prostitute lose all her money?
Because she got f*cked.
What creature takes the most medicine?
Caterpillar.
What is the difference between me and cancer?
My mom did beat cancer.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
... YO MAMA SOO, Oh wait...
What do you call a cow with no legs?
A cow with no legs.
What is long, yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of orphans.
Why couldn't the rape victim run away?
Because she was dead.
Why can't America play chess?
Because it lost two towers.
What's white and black and red all over? A nun that fell down stairs.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? A Drive-Thru.
I dated a lot of girls before I married my wife. I was living with one of them when I arrived home one day to find her bags packed and next to the door. I asked her, "Baby, what's going on?" She said, "I'm leaving you."
"But why?" I replied.
"Because you're a pedophile!" she answered.
"That's a pretty big word for a six-year-old," I said.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
What did the green grape say to the purple one?
"Calm down and take a breath."
Just give me my money (clap clap clap).
What do you call a blind German?
A nat-zee.