Worst Jokes Ever

And that concludes your French oral. You can put your trousers back up, and I'll see you on Monday.

Yo mama so fat, when she joined NASA, they put her in orbit and the next day there was a lunar eclipse.

After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he’ll get Kanye Dressed on his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then to a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest.

Do you know the TV show "Naked and Afraid?" Well, that's what my grandpa and I played when I was young.

what does BLM stand for?

Biden loves minors.

"Oh, waiter! Waiter!"

"Yes, sir?"

"Do you have frog's legs?"

"Why, yes."

"Good. Now hop along and get me a steak!"

My ex-girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus driver's license.

There's something on your chin. No, not that one, the third row.

What do you call an Indian plane that comes back?

A Boomerang.

I told the judge I thought she was unconscious before she woke up crying. The judge asked: "Why didn't you drug her again so she would forget?"

You'd think the Catholic Church would be thankful for condoms, less DNA evidence.

"I hate when people make 9/11 jokes because my grandfather died during the Twin Tower attacks. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."

So I was at home, and I went to take a shower, and I accidentally walked in on my brother having sex with some girl. So I left. A couple minutes later, I needed my headphones to listen to music, so I asked my mom where she was. She told me she was in the shower. Our house only has one bathroom. Sweet home Alabama.

Why did the dog 🐶 wake up tired?

It had a ruff night. 😂

What do an orphan's father and Nemo have in common?

They are both nowhere to be found.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I fucked a chimpanzee behind my local zoo.

when someone says to cheer up: you, I never thought of that. :)

-> in reality, :( (sob)

depression is no game, and here in this world, we are here for each other, although at times it might not seem like it.

Keep strong, and you'll find the end of the tunnel, but ending the pain and being gone just spreads depression.

I like Cheetos.

How do you fit 3 gay guys on a barstool? Flip it upside down.

An emo kid walked to me holding a rope, and asked: "Do you want to join my family tree?"