Worst Jokes Ever
The fact that I am high won't stop me from advising you.
Don't plug your phone while charging it; it is very dangerous.
Why did the frog take the train to work? His car got toad.
I'm always willing to go down on a handicapped girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
My son told me he has to bring an object for show and tell at school.
So I had him bring my wife.
Why don't orphans have a site page?
Because there's no home page.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell it to clap until his/her parents are back.
What is love? Baby, don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me, no more!
I'm just like my LEDs, I'm meant to be hung.
I went to Starbucks today and they asked what I wanted, and I replied with "to die, a shot of bleach, and an deppresso expresso."
What is an orphan's favorite joke?
"Yo mama" jokes.
My parents raised me as an only child, which really pissed off my sister.
What does 2016 and 2020 have in common?
A monkey caused worldwide outrage.
I have many jokes about unemployed people--sadly, none of them work.
What is 6 inches and long?
A Slim Jim.
What do orphans and TVs have in common?
At least one of them has a home.
Russia is so corrupt that Putin was voted most sexiest man.
I made an orphan website.
But it did not have a home page.
I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
A man walked into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian said, "No, you won’t return it."
Funny things or weird things to say to someone.
Hey... have you kissed a girl before? Weird things to say to someone.
It's hard to find friends that [are] 91% funny, 100% nice, and 1000000% good-looking. Funny!
Weird names to call a girl: Sweetums.
Baby-Bugga-Boo.
Fuzzkins.
Lumpy.
Nilly.
Ninty Minty.
and SEXY WITCH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Gross that's why I am not getting a bf!