Worst Jokes Ever
A gay couple walks into a Muslim bar. The tender flares up and says, “let me guess, a little blood on the rocks?”
I think it’s dumb that people say a woman belongs in the kitchen.
How else is the rest of the house going to get cleaned?
What do you do when a Panera Bread panera breads?
Panera Bread.
Why do orphans want to become criminals? To know what it feels like to be wanted.
What is an orphan's dad's job?
A magician because he makes himself disappear.
What do tigers wear in the winter?
A striped sweater.
What's a penguin's favorite relative?
Aunt Arctic.
Q. Why did the orphan rob a bank?
A. To feel wanted for the first fucking time.
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A wishlist.
Why can't orphans do homework? They don't have a home.
I have a problem. My dad and my girlfriend have the same birthday. So, one took my virginity, and the other is my girlfriend.
Why were Helen Keller's hands crippled?
From reading stop signs at fifty miles per hour.
I like dick.
When you hear your mom’s car pull in the driveway and you remember that she told you to take the chicken out of the freezer 7 hours ago.
Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because they make up everything.
Why did Michael Jackson love melted chocolate? Because he could pour it on his cock, then get a prepubescent boy to suck it off.
I moved so much stone today.
I feel like a guy from Palestine looking for his wife.
What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini.
There's a lot of talk about starting families, but no one ever talks about finishing what they started.
What's an orphan's favorite game?
GTA, because they're actually wanted? Lol.