Worst Jokes Ever
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a white baby?
"Sum Ting Wong."
Like if you wanna have sex.
What type of cake can orphans not have?
Homemade.
My friend Liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.
What's the difference between Jedi and a rapist?
Nothing, they both use the Force to get what they want.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?
The Twin Towers hit the ground.
A man hits a woman with his car. Whose fault was it?
The man, why was he driving in the kitchen?
POV: You call the group of emos the "Suicide Squad."
I saw some twins, so I threw a paper plane at them.
What is a tornado's favorite game?
Twister!
The first thing a man looks at in a woman, is her heart.
The fact that her breasts block the view is not her fault.
Have you heard of the book about the transgender whale?
It’s called "Maybe Dick."
Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg?
He's all right.
A gay couple walks into a Muslim bar. The tender flares up and says, “let me guess, a little blood on the rocks?”
What is the difference between a brown bear and a polar bear?
About a few thousand miles.
They call me Mr. Distracted, truly a spastic. Can't talk to my folks cause they say I'm pro- problematic. Really fantastic. Can't focus unless I take meds then it's magic. My brain is like traffic, always fucking active. But never at the right time, pretty fucking tragic it happens.
What’s white and sticky and better to spit out than to swallow? Toothpaste.
What makes an orphan jump?
A bridge.
What animal can jump the highest?
Emo kids because once they go up they never come back.
Joe: What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?
Ben: I don't know.
Joe: They both look good until they hit the ice.