Worst Jokes Ever
So you know there's like dog mixes, right? Like a Snoodle and that stuff, right? So why can't a bulldog and a shih tzu be mixed? 'Cause if they did, it would be called bullshit.
Women be like if men are gone, Earth would be a better place, (forgetting) women help to create war, weapons, animal and human cruelty, and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.
Why could the orphan never be gay?
Because he had nobody to call "daddy."
Me: What's the difference between me and my grandpa?
Friends: What?
Me: I've been alive for the past 14 years.
So, in "Revenge of the Sixth" when Anakin goes and kills the younglings, I thought to myself, "Hey, it’s just another day in an American school."
Vape company: Hey, want some lung cancer and a nicotine addiction?
Teens: NO WAY!
Vape company: But it’s mango flavored!
Teens: O OK. 😤
Son: Hi.
Dad: Yo.
Why do orphans not tell when they get hit?
Because who are they gonna tell, their mom?
Who are the fastest readers? The people who were in 9/11. They went through 91 stories in 1.2 seconds.
Want to know the difference between an orphan and a flower??
Flowers get picked.
When I walk to school, I fart.
When there's no piñata at the party, but the emo kid just hung himself.
MAGAnon is the goat.
🦆🦆🦆
Why does Wet have a big head? Because he got hit by a wetaroid!
If a baby dies in the womb, is it considered suicide?
The moment you realize that school Kahoot! games are more competitive than the Super Bowl.
The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.
99% of Roblox usernames be like: bdiejfbsie3hdiejdbisie882jeoxnd, by yYidgJyeuzyei73*-;ujduzjehzisjd, and j73heisbdjJd3nakwnwo2jdieneidjd.
Big black ball sacks.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call “daddy.”