Worst Jokes Ever
Dark humor is like sex. Not everyone gets it.
A blonde walks in and says, "I want to buy that TV."
The seller says, "I don't sell to blondes."
The blonde comes back the next day with brown hair and says, "I want to buy that TV."
The seller says, "I don't sell to blondes."
The blonde comes back the next day with brown hair and says, "I want to buy that TV."
The seller says, "I don't sell to blondes."
The blonde asks, "That's it, how'd you know I was a blonde?"
The seller replies, "Because that's a microwave."
Why can't an orphan be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why did Peter Parker take Gwen Stacy to an orthopedist?
Because her neck was killing her.
Little Johnny walked in on his mom in the shower and said, "What's that on your chest, Mom?" Mom said, "Those are my headlights." Johnny: "Oh. What's that in between your legs, Mom?" Mom: "Oh, that's my bush." Johnny: "Oh, OK." Next, he walked in on his dad in the shower. He said, "Dad, what's that in between your legs?" Dad: "Oh, that's my snake." Johnny: "Oh, OK." That night, little Johnny walks in on his parents going at it and said, "Mom, turn on his headlights, there's a snake going in your bush!"
Why can't orphans go big? When you go big, it's considered family size.
Why can orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
What do you call an animal that knows karate? Moose Lee 😊😁
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A saltshaker.
A girl asked, "Can I have some nuts too?"
Boy: "Sure, what ones ;)"
I want coffee like my men.
Dark.
"Ching Chong ling long suck my ding dong."
I apologise for this joke lmfaooo, and you have probably heard this banger before, anyways; What is the difference between a priest and a zit? 👀 The zit waits till you are 13 to come on your face 🤧
I can't stand disability jokes.
Be careful, everybody, I have a red dot on my forehead, so I can record everybody!
My aim is cursed; one of my Angry Birds hit a field.
Cocomelon.
What does the Cow say to the spy?
"Are you udder cover?"
I will stop making fun of orphans when their parents come back.