Worst Jokes Ever
What does an orphan and a banana have in common? They both get split up.
What do you call a funny mountain?
Hill-arious.
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home? He lost the whey!😅
What does a noisy chilli do?
It gets jalapeno business.
Sorry, I don't have a joke here... Just wondering how idiots end up here complaining about offensive jokes when you ended up here. You had to click that section on purpose, right? If you can't take it, piss the fuck off... If I'd be gay and I'd look up gay jokes and get offended... how stupid is that?
Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to.
Unless you are in prison.
What do you get when you put 2 nuns and a blond on a football field? 2 tight ends and a wide receiver.
The worst thing about an owl is how they can maintain eye contact when you put them in a microwave.
What do you call a cow that eats grass?
A lawn mooer.
Your legs are just like Oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat what's in between.
What looks like it has jaundice and is filled with stupidity?
A Mexican.
She wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts, and we're both getting sent home from school because it's distracting to boys, apparently.
What was the ONLY difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples got picked.
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You only need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
Why do orphans only eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
How do prisoners call each other? Cell phones.
My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10.
Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting "9"!
That’s the best I’ve done so far.
I was walking in the forest with my gf.
I had a Desert Eagle for protection.
A bear jumped out of the bushes; one shot was enough to put my gf down, and it gave me enough time to run away.
Hardest part about being a paedophile?
Fitting in.
The "W" in Africa stands for water.