Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a blind German?
A nat-zee.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
Your momma is so old, when she went to the antique store, they wouldn't let her leave.
You can't spell "Funeral" without "fun."
Girls' dreams: OMG, my crush kissed me!
Boys' dreams: I just got a dub, bro!
Everyone, if I am not online, that is because I am on a vacation, so yeah.
I'm so fucking bored.
I went down to my fridge to grab my dinner. I said to the children, "Who's next?"
Why do orphans always get an iPhone X?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Q: What do you call a chip that goes fast?
A: A rocket chip.
Cardi B has very long nails.
For every blonde in the world,
scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.
Who wants me to bring back the daily School Shooter Jokes?
Why does Joe only have 264 days in his calendar?
Because he can't celebrate Father's Day.
What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.
They say we have a primal sense, that we can just feel when someone is watching us.
It’s been a few weeks, and it's clear that you do not have that sense.
Battery 1%.
I take one last look at Earth as my suit runs out of power.
Hello people. I've seen your jokes are as immature as hell. Keep going with those jokes, people. We might earn the funniest jokes on this website.