Worst Jokes Ever
What did the fish get on his math test?
A sea plus.
Why did Beyonce say "to the left to the left"?
Because women don't have rights.
One time Chuck Norris peed in the gas tank of a semi truck as a practical joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
What's the difference between drugs and kids?
I don't sell drugs.
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house?
A: You can't find your dog.
What’s one thing you can say at a funeral and during sex?
She was too young.
What is a reverse exorcism? It is when the Devil tries to pull a priest out of a child.
Yo momma so fat, her belt size is E for Equator.
I'm so proud of my Grandpa. He killed Hitler himself.
What do you call a swimming terrorist?
A bath bomb.
My grandpa may be a pedo, but at least he slows down in the school car park.
Boy and girl playing hide and seek... girl: "I found you." Boy: "What gave me away?" Girl: "Ur parents obviously."
What is red and looks like a zebra?
My arm. Hehhehehehe UwU
Why wouldn’t Mr. Bee 🐝 push Ms. Bee 🐝 away?
Because he loves his honey.
I would make a joke about 9/11, but it has a tendency to crash and burn.
How do you avoid getting raped? Never say no.
Q. What gets longer if pulled, fits snugly between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, chokes people when used incorrectly, and works well when jerked?
A. A seatbelt.
Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents name him "Sudden Lee."
People call me a bad person, but just the other day I saw a little kid crying and asked him where were his parents. I love working at the orphanage.
Bully: Hey virgin!
Victim: I'm not a virgin, just ask your sister.
Bully: I don't have a sister, dumbass.
Victim: Just wait nine months.