Worst Jokes Ever
I like my dates like I like my wine...
Locked in a cellar and aged for 12 years.
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
Why can't Juice Wrld play Black Ops II?
Because he can't handle 6 perks.
What's worse than ten babies on one tree? One baby on ten trees.
Q: What is Trump?
A: An oversized oompa loompa.
I was crying when my dad was cutting onions.
Onions was such a good dog.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.
Why can't orphans watch "The Simpsons"?
Because they don't know who's Homer.
"This morning, I came out my front door to see my neighbor frantically trying to scrub off the word "PEDO" that had been spray-painted on his front window."
"What's been going on, John?" I asked.
"Fucking kids," came his mumbled reply.
The dirty bastard!
Americans be like: "Here is the US, we drive on the right side of the road."
England be like: "Here in the UK, we drive on the left side of the road."
Russians after a car accident be like: "Here in Russia, road is road."
Yo mama so fat, when she said, "I want a boat," they gave her a naval ship.
Why do people love dating orphans?
Because they're always home alone.
I like George Floyd's new song. It is really breathtaking.
What do you call Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
Why did Michael Jackson go to Walmart? Because he heard boys' pants were half off!
Where did Lucy go after the bombing?
Everywhere.
What do planets read?
Comet books.
Why can't orphans go on game shows?
You need a family member.
Kid: "Mom, I had a scary dream. Can I come sleep with you and dad?"
Mom: "Sure, sweetie, sleep in the middle."
Kid: "Dad, can you get the remote out of my back?"
Dad: "That isn't the remote."
*Weird background music*
What do a school shooter and a lightbulb have in common? They both light up the classroom. 🤡💀