Worst Jokes Ever
The worst thing about an owl is how they can maintain eye contact when you put them in a microwave.
What do you call a cow that eats grass?
A lawn mooer.
Your legs are just like Oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat what's in between.
Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to.
Unless you are in prison.
I moved so much stone today.
I feel like a guy from Palestine looking for his wife.
She wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts, and we're both getting sent home from school because it's distracting to boys, apparently.
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You only need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
Why do orphans only eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What was the ONLY difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples got picked.
How do prisoners call each other? Cell phones.
My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10.
Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting "9"!
That’s the best I’ve done so far.
What looks like it has jaundice and is filled with stupidity?
A Mexican.
I was walking in the forest with my gf.
I had a Desert Eagle for protection.
A bear jumped out of the bushes; one shot was enough to put my gf down, and it gave me enough time to run away.
Sorry, I don't have a joke here... Just wondering how idiots end up here complaining about offensive jokes when you ended up here. You had to click that section on purpose, right? If you can't take it, piss the fuck off... If I'd be gay and I'd look up gay jokes and get offended... how stupid is that?
Hardest part about being a paedophile?
Fitting in.
The "W" in Africa stands for water.
Quin loves Robin. All he says is "Robin." This isn't a joke; Quin's gay.
What do oranges sweat?
Orange juice. 😂🍊❤️
Why is there no woman on the moon?
Because it doesn't need to be cleaned.
I didn't know I raped her. I thought she wanted me to hurry up.