Worst Jokes Ever

What is 6 inches and long?

A Slim Jim.

What do orphans and TVs have in common?

At least one of them has a home.

I made an orphan website.

But it did not have a home page.

I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Russia is so corrupt that Putin was voted most sexiest man.

What does 2016 and 2020 have in common?

A monkey caused worldwide outrage.

A man walked into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian said, "No, you won’t return it."

What is love? Baby, don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me, no more!

Why don't orphans have a site page?

Because there's no home page.

What is an orphan's favorite joke?

"Yo mama" jokes.

I'm just like my LEDs, I'm meant to be hung.

I went to Starbucks today and they asked what I wanted, and I replied with "to die, a shot of bleach, and an deppresso expresso."

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

You tell it to clap until his/her parents are back.

My parents raised me as an only child, which really pissed off my sister.

Funny things or weird things to say to someone.

Hey... have you kissed a girl before? Weird things to say to someone.

It's hard to find friends that [are] 91% funny, 100% nice, and 1000000% good-looking. Funny!

Weird names to call a girl: Sweetums.

Baby-Bugga-Boo.

Fuzzkins.

Lumpy.

Nilly.

Ninty Minty.

and SEXY WITCH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Gross that's why I am not getting a bf!

Gf: Hi.

Bf: Hi.

Gf: Did you eat yet?

Bf: Did you eat yet?

Gf: Are you copying me?

Bf: Are you coping me??

Gf: I love you.

Bf: Yeah, I ate already.

What did the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?

"Beat it. We're closed."

Where did the pig go on holiday?

Snout and about.

Q: Why are the 49ers called the 49ers?

A: 'Cause they can't make it past the 50-yard line.

What is the difference between a brown bear and a polar bear?

About a few thousand miles.